Let's not kid ourselves, I write long stories with happy endings - whatever section they're uploaded to, and my characters tend to drink tea and eat bacon and egg sandwiches, might as well tell you now.
If you don't like my characters or what they do, please remember they are but shadows that have offended and are no more yielding than a dream.
I don't normally delete comments, but for some CAPITAL LETTER psycho-trolls I'm happy to make an exception.
Still to messed up for an editor, sorry team.