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Hillary Hagg's After School Job
— Hillary gets into trouble at the mallHinterlands Humpin'
— Sex in the Sticks.His Big Tent Pole
— A woman is completely unprepared for her camping trip.
Hitched, With Kids Ch. 1
— Buck gets lesson on seduction.Hitchhiker
— Sometimes it's best to just drive on by.Ho Ho Halloween
— Hospitality Hostess - the world's best job.Ho Jolly Ho!
— Clever, clever Santa.Hogging
— He tells about the fattest woman he ever fucked.Holefinger
— No, no, Mr Bond. I expect you to come!Holliday Charity
— Charity worker finds the meaning of Christmas.Holly The Horny Witch Pt. 02
— "Holly and Jeffrey deal with matters of the bedroom".Holly The Horny Witch Pt. 03
— Holly has a run in with the old school bully.Holly The Horny Witch Pt. 04
— Holly tries to help a friend reconcile her love life.Home Coming
— Brad comes home to discover his stepsister Mindy.Home Is Where the Hand Is
— A man confronts obstacles on his way to orgasm.Home Office Intercourse
— Working from home now? Then don’t forget the office romance.Home Repairs Pt. 03: The Handyman
— Henry and June get a man in to fix things up.Homeland Insecurity
— Three men encounter visitors from another time and place.Honest, It's Not What It Looks Like
— A true story of when an abduction fantasy goes wrong...Hooligans Harbor Episode 01
— Sexual satire based loosely on 60s TV show.Hopeless Thirst
— A man is lost in the desert, and is doomed.Hopes for Change
— Sometimes History's lessons are hard to take.Horny Halloween
— What a way to go!Horny Viking Sex
— Love The One Who Lisps.Horticultural Sex
— Things happen when Wilma's garden gets hoed.Hose Handling
— Initiation into the Fire Department.Hot Cross Nuns
— The man she wants isn't hanging from a cross.Hot Mother-in-Law Fucker
— In the heat of the mid morning.Hot Pepper
— Married couple spice up their weekly meal schedule.Hot Sex (Oh Yeah)
— She still wears her schoolgirl uniform.Hot Times in the Barber Shop
— Teasing torment from the barber's neice.Hot World
— Some things DO change.Hotel Californication
— Definitely a weekend for the books — the dirty books.Hotel Substitutions
— Everything is fake, so irked man furnishes one real thing.House of Feathers Ch. 13: Video Killed the Radio Star
— If you can't run and you can't hide, then enjoy yourself. 03/03/18
Houseguest Nightmare
— Her sister Clair came to visit.How a Sorority Changed the World
— A sorority exposes their breasts for Earth Day.How Aliens Learned To Fear Earth
— Probing little gray men mistakenly abduct a working Mistress. 07/06/17
How Do You Know?
— Was his wife cheating?How Fortnite Saved My Marriage
— Can Josh's new hobby save his troubled marriage?How Humans Do, It
— A fish-eye view of human mating habits.How I Became a Nudist Ch. 01
— A young girl figures out how much she loves being naked.How I Broke My Arm
— I swear on the grave of my cremated grandpa.How Many Times Is Normal?
— Practically non-stop like rabbits or perhaps annually.How Marcus Met His Wife Pt. 01
— Humorous tale of meeting a future wife via a personal ad.How Not to be a Publican, Tea
— Commentary Skit-1.How NOT to Seduce and Older Man
— When plans attack.How to Be a Good Lover
— Sage advice. Sage, sage.How to be a Whore in Seven Easy Steps
— Easy guide to entering the exciting world of whoring.How To Do a Good Knight's Work
— Save dragons and kill maidens!How to Hit on a Bartender
— Being caught skinny-dipping leads to a relationship.How to Peel an Apple
— An apple a day...How to Score Your Sex!
— As always, way, way, WAY too much information.How to Tame a Cougar
— Cougars are amazing because the have zero expectation.How to Totally Waste a Day
— Wasting the day away.How to Write a Good Dirty Storey
— A parody for those who wish to improve there writing.How TV Ruined My Sex Life
— His sex life derails one hot summer afternoon.How We Fly to America
— A speech of Chico Marx reminds me of a dirty story.How's My Lap Dancing? Ch. 01
— Kevin needs cougar bucks in his thong for College.Hugh Mungus
— Hugh Mungus: at your cervix.Humiliated in the End
— Soccer mom plays sexy game that bites her in the end.Humiliating Life of a Lotto Winner
— Problems with sexy new wife.Humiliating Life of a Lotto Winner Ch. 02
— Sexy wife accidentally penetrated.Humiliating Life of a Lotto Winner Ch. 03
— His wife demonstrates sex techniques.Humiliating Life of a Lotto Winner Ch. 04
— Husband submits to sex test - anal penetration.Humiliating Life of a Lotto Winner Ch. 05
— Bedroom party sex with stranger leads to cock training.Humper-Sex-X Sleep System Ch. 01
— Mattress delivers more than just a good night’s sleep.Humper-Sex-X Sleep System Ch. 02
— Mattress delivers more than just a good night’s sleep.Humper-Sex-X Sleep System Ch. 03
— Mattress delivers more than just a good night’s sleep.Humpty Dumpty's Fall
— True story of Humpty's fall off the wall.Hurricane of Desire
— Tropical Heat.Hurricane Preparedness
— A whole new kind of disaster relief.Husband to the Fay - Halloween Story
— Leprechaun writes letter to Prudence, a sex advice columnist. 10/17/19I am Not a Shark, But an Orca!
— A humorous honor to DGHear's stories.I Am Robert Earl Hughes
— Man home from carnival circuit reunites with devoted wife.I Am the Strawberry
— A somewhat non-fiction humor narrative about being fat.I Became My Porn Crush's Stepdad!
— A guy wins a date with a porn star.I Before E Except After C
— Just getting this stuff published is an ordeal in itself.I Can Explain
— Can husband explain what she's caught him doing?I Can Explain Too
— Wife helps husband with his writing researchI Can See Where You're Cumming From
— A better way of experiencing a facial.I Can't Believe It's Not Incest!
— Over-endowed guy gets the wrong girl.I Guess I'm Bi
— College sweetheart introduces freshman to bisexuality.I Had Cybersex With My Neighbor
— The hazards of online masturbation.I Hadn't Expected That!
— Miscalculation or miscalculation.I Heard It from a Friend
— Letters exchanged between husband and wife.I Know She's Fat, But...
— College sex on Spring Break.I Know Where You Jacked off Last Summer
— A movie parody...sort of.I Love Dick
— Coed is mistaken for a hooker.I Love How My Man Looks
— Woman compares her man to hot celebrities.I Love How My Woman Looks
— Husband wishes his wife looked like a hot celebrity.I Love the Smell of Gunpowder in the Morning
— Sadsack losers: twice bitten, thrice shy?I Married John Cerutti
— Shouldn't a smart girl look after herself, too?I Married My Sister
— Personality Swap Farce.I Saw My Wife Fucking on the Net
— Tell him his dick's gotta do double duty for a while.I Thought I was Up For It Pt. 01
— A young woman aims to seduce a longtime friend and coworker. 01/11/18I Waited Twenty Years Ch. 05
— The user-friendliest asshole of any white woman I ever seen.I Wanna Both His Balls
— Mob Boss Joe Slow wants both of Manny the ex-Tranny's balls.I'm a Beast Ch. 01
— Oh, yeah, baby. You always were a real animalI'm a Virgin
— Virgin has made a promise to her motherI'm Fucking Batman!
— Robin's a girl's name, right?I'm Getting Nothing for Christmas
— Flash satire story & song about a slut wife caught cheatingI'm in Love with a Stripper
— The 18 year old me would be proud!I'm Not Getting Clean At All
— She has a crush on a co-worker.I'm Returning Your Call, Dickhead
— The Emperor of Embarrassment speaks.Ice Cold
— When saving a life intersects sexual attraction.Iceberg
— Apolitical stunt for April Fools Day.Icebreaker
— The launch party for a new sex toy.If Great Authors Wrote Porn #08
— O Henry, Ransom of the Red Princess.If Great Authors Wrote Porn #09
— L. Frank Baum, After the Wizard Left Oz.If He Dies, He Dies
— Pussy isn't going to eat itself.If I Only Had A Brain
— Mona tries to think...about why she can't think.If Only I Knew
— Distracting conversation leads to interesting intercourse.If Only the Dog Could Talk
— Walking the dog can be very sexy.If You are Going to Kiss a Pussy
— A parody of the children's book If you give a Mouse a Cookie. 12/11/19If You are Going to Rub a Hard On
— A sequel to the 'If Your are Going to Kiss a Pussy' Parody.If You Give a Writer a Laptop...
— What happens when a man decides to write stories for Lit. 07/11/06
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