- Erotic Poetry
- My Big Ol' Johnson: A Song Lyric
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Click hereWe went out on a Friday
play day on the lake
with skis and sun lotion
well, you know what we take
but there was a woman
right there on the dock
dissin' my Johnson,
and I told her to walk.
My big ol' Johnson is something to see
Give it a jerk and I know you'll agree
For power, endurance, performance, and speed
my big ol' Johnson is all you will need
She made fun of my Johnson
now how Evinrude
with an old Mercury motor
that's a dumb attitude
'cause inboard or outboard
the verdict's the same
my big ol' Johnson
puts that thing to shame.
My big ol' Johnson is something to see
Give it a jerk and I know you'll agree
For power, endurance, performance, and speed
my big ol' Johnson is all you will need
Bridge:
Holy Chrysler! Where is your brain?
Get out of the gutter and let me explain:
Briggs & Stratton cannot compare
Yamaha, Honda, dammit I swear....
My big ol' Johnson is something to see
Give it a jerk and I know you'll agree
For power, endurance, performance, and speed
my big ol' Johnson is all you will need