What fruit are you.? (Butt-version)

Potatoes, apples, and pears, oh my,
Different butts, catch the eye.

The Potato, a bum that's wide and lumpy,
Wear a tulip skirt to look less frumpy.

The Apple, a shape that's round in the middle,
A smaller butt, but still worth a fiddle.

The pear-shaped women are rare,
But they have a rear that's beyond compare,
curvy body, with a narrow waistline,
A plump and juicy rear, oh so fine.

And then there's the tomato, oh so squishy,
Round, plump and big, oh so soft and cushy.

Nectarine bums are perfectly round,
Two bowling balls pushed together, unbound,

Curvy women with nice butts in sight,
Outshining those with just a crack's slight.

So, if you're blessed with a little extra junk,
Show it off with a confidence that's not shrunk.

With curves in demand and a preference for size,
A juicy booty captures many eyes.

Your butt is unique, like no other,
A gorgeous part of you, loved by many, not a bother.