Big Bang Theory Season 07 Ep. 10-11

Author's note: The series continues with this season 7, episode 10. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence.

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A couple weeks after the hot Thanksgiving Day swapfest; at the Wolowitz apartment, Bernadette was vacuuming while Howard continues to play a video game, "You want to pause the video game and help me clean up? Come on, it's your friend who's coming to stay here. I'm still a little uncomfortable having him stay with us, especially what happened at your mother's house on Thanksgiving Day."

He scoffed, "Raj grew up in India, trust me, he's seen worse. And as for Thanksgiving, you're the one who teased him in the kitchen, what was he supposed to do."

"Listen buster, it all started because you couldn't keep it in your pants with Penny."

"Okay, I promise I'll help out the rest of the week."

"The rest of the week? You said it was just going to be a night or two."

"Yeah, but if I told you a week, would you have said yes?"

She bellowed out, "NO!"

"Then you left me no choice."

"I love Raj, but that's a long time for a house guest. What happens if we have an encounter like we had in your mother's kitchen?"

He scoffed, "Well, that's up to you, I can leave and visit my mom or I can watch. You know how much I love watching you get it on with other guys."

The next evening Howard and Raj were in the apartment waiting for Bernadette to return home from work. She came in, "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late. Did you already have dinner?" Howard chuckles, "No, we were waiting for you."

She closed the door and turns back to him, "Oh, that's so sweet."

He lets out a groan, "Yeah, so what do you feel like making?"

Raj chastises him, "Howard, the poor thing just got home from work. Let me get you a glass of wine, I'll cook dinner."

She shakes her head, "Oh, Raj, you're our guest."

"Don't be silly, sit. You look like you've had a long day."

Howard cuts in, "No, she always looks like that."

She bit her lips and gave him a dirty look.

He tried to recover, "Because she married an idiot."

She sat down; she was wearing a white dress with purple flowers on it, and it was low cut rather low, showing off her beautiful breasts. She had a purple sweater over it, but she unbuttoned it and removed it to flash her girls to Raj. She crossed her legs and her dress rode up, exposing her creamy thighs to just above her black thigh-hi tights. She flashed him a smile too, "Thanks you, Raj."

He poured her a glass and turned toward her and saw her panty clad pussy and he swallowed hard, "Please, this is my way of thanking you for letting me stay here." He walked across the room, keeping his eyes plastered on her panties. He cleared his throat, "Now, tell us all about your day."

She grabbed the glass and took a sip, "Okay, well, first, I was late to a meeting because I was stuck in traffic."

Howard butted in, "I keep telling you to put that traffic app in your phone."

Raj tried to defend her, "Hey, when you got home today complaining that you felt sick from eating too many jelly beans, did I tell you how to fix it? No! I said, "Aw, that must hurt," and I rubbed your belly."

Bernie gave Howard a weird look. He felt uncomfortable and whispered out, "I thought of you the whole time."

Raj continued, "All I'm saying is there's a time to just listen"

She gave Raj a cute smile, "Thank you." She sat there and drank her wine and had a couple more and by the time dinner was finished she was feeling especially randy. She turned to Howard, "I think you should go and visit your mother, I want to have a private discussion with Raj if you don't mind Howie."

He knew after putting his foot in his mouth earlier, it was the smart thing to do, "Okay, I should be gone about an hour or so."

She chuckled, "Make it an hour and a half."

He left and she grabbed hold of Cinnamon and put him on the floor. "Watch this and learn, this is how we humans do it doggy style."

Before Raj could react, she threw her arms around his neck and plastered her mouth to his, "My God, Raj, that meal was amazing and the wine was superb, now I'm gonna thank you in my own way." She nuzzled his neck and ran her hands down his chest. She grabbed hold of his shirt and sweater and yanked them over his head. She peppered his chest and belly with wet kisses, dragging her long blonde hair over his sensitive skin. She reached his pants and pulling them open, she pulled them down, along with his jockey shorts. She grabbed hold of his cock and pushed it against his belly. She licked from his swollen nuts, up the shaft to the head. She smiled up at him, those sexy blue eyes stared up at him and she puckered her lips and opened them. Her rosy red lips wrapped around his shaft and dipping her head, she swallowed nearly his entire shaft.

Raj was already close to cumming, but didn't wanna waste it in her mouth, not yet. He swept her long bangs from her eyes and grabbed hold of her glasses and taking them off, he caressed her face and cheeks. He loved how her cheeks hallowed out as she sucked hard. He loved how her cheeks bellowed out when he saw her pull back and bob up and down, pushing his shaft along her teeth and against her cheeks. He watched her tiny white hand close around his thick, dark cock and stroke it, sending splotches of spit over his belly and thighs.

Bernadette was more than ready and she stood up and wiggled out of her dress and hooking her tiny fingers in the waistband of her panties, she drew them down. She slid her hands down to her black thigh-hi tights, but Raj stopped her.

Shaking his head he whispered out, "Oh no Bernadette, leave them on, you make them look so fucking hot and sexy. He smiled when he heard her giggle and in a high voice replied, "Oh Raj, you say the sweetest things." He drew her down to the sofa and grabbing her legs behind her knees, he pushed them back against her sides, nearly bending her in two. He inhaled her intoxicating scent and dropped his head down and immediately began munching on her entire pussy. He devoured it, he sucked on the thick, tight lips and using his thumbs, he drew the slick flesh apart. He dipped his tongue in as deep as he could and extracted a large dollop of her juicy cream. He repeated this over and over again.

Bernie was squirming on the sofa, she wanted more, but knew she had 90 minutes and she was going to use them all. She dug her nails into his scalp when she felt him draw his tongue out and uncover her aching, hidden clit. She arched her back and kicked at him, as she tried to break her legs free; she groaned out, unable to do so. She started to shake and cum when he drew her clit between his lips and flicked it from side to side and up and down.

Raj received a large dose of her creamy juices when he felt her shiver and explode. He drank down all she gave him and he finally released her legs and moved up over her tiny body. He felt her legs immediately wrap around him, drawing him down to her. He wasn't going anywhere else. He kissed her with such force; it nearly took her breath away.

Bernadette kissed him back; she loved tasting her own cum, especially when fed to her by someone who just produced it. She pressed her heavy breasts up against his chest and they barely flattened from their sure weight and fullness. Her arms encircled him and she arched her back when she felt him entering her. She used her tiny feet to kick at his ass and thrust upward to meet his invading cock. She fell back and rolled her head from side to side as she took in the exquisite feeling of his thick veiny cock sliding in and out of her tight hole. She wanted more and mustering up all of her strength; she pushed at him and rolled to the side, leaving him flat on his back.

Raj allowed her to pull at his arms and drew him to the sitting position. He grabbed her by the hips and guided her downward as he watched her spin around and facing away from him. He watched as her luscious ass lowered and saw her juicy cunt swallow up his slimy cock. He ran his hands up and down her lush body as he threw his head back. He couldn't believe how luck he was watching this tiny sex-bomb bouncing up and down on his cock.

Bernadette was close to cumming again. She climbed up onto the balls of her feet and with them on either side of Raj's dark legs; she began riding his like it was the last time she was ever gonna fuck. She slammed down, slapping her tight ass over and over again onto his strong thighs. She whipped her head around, sending a waterfall of blonde hair over his face, neck and shoulders. She grabbed his hands from her waist and guided them to her heavy tits. She screamed out, "Pinch them hard Raj, I'm gonna cum, squeeze them till I scream, harder, tweak my fucking nipples, harder!"

Raj was gasping for air, every time she slammed down on him, it took his breath away, but he wasn't about to slow her down. He knew she was on the verge of another orgasm and he wasn't ready to blow too. He mauled her tits, clutching at the plush flesh and twisting and pulling at the sensitive tips. He pulled her back towards him and in doing so; she fell from her feet and landed on him. He felt her shiver and shake as he felt her cunt muscles clutching at his cock. He lost it and began pumping his hot cum deep into her cunt. He felt light-headed as he continued to cum and held her sweat covered body. He caressed her quivering body and turning her head, he caught those puffy lips with his and they were locked in a passionate, but gentle kiss. His hands continued to caress her curves and feeling her shiver, he stood up, wrapped his arms around her and with her still filled with his cock; he carried her to the bathroom.

Bernie finally slid off his cock and sat down onto the toilet. She let out a groan as she emptied her bladder and let a lot of his cum escape too. She watched as he filled the tub with hot bubbly water and she allowed him to pull her to her feet and guided her into the hot steamy bath.

Raj joined her and leaned her back against his chest and he gently washed her lush curves and nibbled at her neck. It wasn't long before he was guiding her down onto his stiff cock. He allowed her to slide up and down on his shaft at a slow and leisurely pace.

Before long, Bernie was riding him hard, splashing water all over the bathroom floor. She spun around and lowered his lush curves to his body. She rained kisses all over his neck and face as she guided him back into her. Her hair was completely drenched and she smiled down at him through wet, sexy lashes. She whispered, "Come in me Raj, I wanna feel your hot sperm fill my pussy."

He swept her wet hair from her face and forehead and kissed her tenderly as he thrust up into her over and over again. He felt her entire body go rigid and start to cum. He clutched at her, holding her firmly in his arms and once again, filled her fertile womb with his hot cum.

Howard came into the bathroom, "You might be the guest here Raj, but I'm not cleaning up this mess you made. I'm going to bed, I see you there Bernie!" He turned and left.

Bernie and Raj stayed in the tub until the water began to cool. They stood up and turned on the shower to rinse off. They gingerly stepped out of the tub and nearly slipped. They laughed and chuckled and after drying each other, they cleaned up their mess.

Bernie gave him a gentle kiss while on her tiptoes, pressing her swollen breasts against his chest, "I'm glad you're spending a week here, we gotta go this again, but next time, in front of Howie. I'm still pissed at him for what he did with Penny at his mother's house."

"Aw, don't be so hard on his Bernadette, you know how Penny can be, how could he resist?"

She giggled, "Yeah, I guess, you're right. Does that mean this was the last time we're doing this, this week?"'

His jaw dropped, "You know, it was a horrible thing what Howard did to you at his mother's on Thanksgiving."

She giggled, "I thought so too, see you in the morning, goodnight Raj and thanks for the bath, it was fantastic."

The next morning Howard and Bernie were in the kitchen. She was dressed in an orange flowered dress with an olive green jacket over it. Her hair looked exceptional today, all fluffy and wavy from the shampoo Raj used last night. She opened the dishwasher, "Oh, Raj did the dishes, isn't there anything that wonderful man can't do?"

Howard chuckled, "How do you know I didn't do them?"

She growled at him, "Because once, when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your keys."

All of a sudden Raj entered the apartment carrying a tray of coffee cups, "Good morning, everybody. I picked up coffee while I was out. Bernadette, here's your soy peppermint mocha for the sweetest woman I know."

She grabbed it and wrapped her arm around his neck and planted a cock stiffening kiss on his lips. She pulled away, "I had a wonderful time last night; hopefully you'll be ready for a repeat performance this evening. Oh and thanks for the coffee, you didn't have to do that."

"Oh, my pleasure, both times, and don't worry about your presentation today. You're gonna be great, just like you were last night."

Howard felt out of place, "Yeah, you're going to knock it out of the park."

She turned to Howard, "What presentation do I have today?"

He looked down at his cereal, "Just go."

She walked out, slamming the door behind herself.

Raj yelled out, "He loves you."

Howard came into the living room, "What are you doing? Are you trying to make me look bad? First last night, the orgasms, the bath and cleaning up too?"

"I'm just being a good house guest."

"No, you're being a better husband than I am, in and out of the bedroom. Doing the dishes, getting coffee, knowing about her life? Who does that?"

Oh, come on, while soaking in the tub, I asked her about her day and what she was doing tomorrow. I brought you one, too."

"I don't want coffee!"

"That's why I got you hot chocolate."

He turned back to Raj, "Give me that! Just stop showing me up."

"Howard, listen to me. You're a great husband, can I help it if I show your wife a better time in and out of the bed. She's still not happy about you and Penny and is determined to make you pay for it over and over again. Just remember, I'll be here to help her with that."

That evening Bernadette hurried home, she wanted more from Raj, just like last night, food and sex. They were seated at the dinner table, "Raj, this dinner was amazing. If you're here much longer, I going to have to buy bigger clothes."

"Nonsense, you need a little fattening up. You've been looking too skinny lately."

She blushed; "Aww, I think all of that hot steamy sex and steamy baths I've been taking. She turned to Howard, "Howie, how come you never say anything sweet like that?"

"What are you talking about? Remember last week, when I asked you if you were wearing Spanx and you weren't; how 's that different?"

She frowned, "Maybe you could try being more thoughtful, like your friend Raj. We are having sex tonight, and I'm taking him to our bed. I want you to sit there and watch. Oh my God, stop playing with yourself, back off till we get into the bedroom, will ya?"

"I guess I was just feeling like I'm a lousy husband."

"You're not a lousy husband, just because you have sex with my best girlfriend and share her with her ex-husband, why would I think you were horrible. Now finish your food and let's take this to the bedroom."

He turned to Raj, "I know what the problem is, it's him?"

Raj nearly choked on his food, "Oh, what did I do?"

"You made us feel like we're not trying hard enough."

She turned to Raj, "Yeah, we were totally fine half-assing our marriage till you showed up."

"Look, I'm sorry you're upset with me, but I just have to say it's nice to see the two of you on the same page."

He's doing it again, Raj, get out."

Raj's jaw dropped, "I thought we were having sex tonight and you wanted Howard to watch."

She chuckled, "Not tonight buster, I'm having sex with my incompetent husband for once."

Howard chuckled, "Yeah, and I'm not just phoning it in tonight."

He left and luckily Leonard offered him the sofa to use till his apartment was fumigated.

Leonard was making up the sofa, "I can't believe they kicked you out."

He scoffed, "I can't believe they're still married. He looked up at Penny, "You know Bernadette had sex with me last night. She wanted to pay back Howard for him having sex with you on Thanksgiving, even on a full stomach, he said you were amazing."

She was shocked, "Oh my God, is she ever gonna forgive me for that, Leonard already has, right, Leonard?"

He turned at looked from Raj and back to Penny, "Yeah, I guess, what can I do about it, what's done is done."

"Aw come on, don't be that way. Come on Leonard, I'll take you to my apartment right now and show you how sorry I am about that."

"Sex, is that all you think you need to wave in front of me to solve the problem?"

She stood and nodded, "Aw, let's see!" She slowly unbuttoned her tight blouse and let it drop from her shoulders. She unsnapped her jeans and let them fall to the floor, naked, she placed her hands on her hips, "So Leonard, sex tonight, yes or no?"

He turned and looked to Raj, get out, go stay at Penny's, she's spending the night with me!" He grabbed her by the hand and pulled her towards his bedroom. He tossed her towards the bed and watched as she laid there, spread out, her long curly blonde hair cascading over her neck, shoulders and breasts.

She spun around on the bed and hung her head off the side, She reached out, "Strip for me, I want you to fuck my mouth, just like you did with Bernadette last week."

He chuckled and stripped, he stopped beside the bed, "How do you know what we did in the kitchen?"

"She told me, so did Raj, but I wasn't giving it up to him, although he tried. Now step closer and let me get that big, fat boy nice and hard."

A naked Leonard gripped his cock and swiped it from side to side along her lips. He pushed forward and sank into her mouth. He slapped her hands away, "Keep them off my cock Penny. If you want me to fuck your mouth, I'm going to use your mouth like I do your pussy, no hands." He looked down and stared into those dark green eyes and they turned lusty as she drew in a deep breath and suddenly her mouth was filled with his cock. He pushed forward and began pumping his cock in at out at a furious pace.

Penny tried to take all he gave her. She was producing an extremely large amount of saliva. It was pouring out of the corners of her mouth and ran down into her hair. She was gasping for breath and large foamy bubbles were running out of her mouth and coating his balls and down his thighs. She was moaning constantly as she felt Leonard's hands running up and down her outstretched body.

Leonard tried not to think what Penny was doing to his cock. He concentrated on her gorgeous body stretched out before him. He caressed and played with her large swaying tits. He raked his nails down her flat belly to her fleshy cuntlips. He leaned over even further and dipped one, and then a second finger into her juicy cunt. Every time he shoved inward, her felt Penny suck harder on his cock.

Penny was groaning and her entire body shook when she felt him hitting her G-spot over and over again. Her face was completely covered in her spit. With every outward breath of air, bubbles formed around her nose and lips. She was running her hands along his ass and finding his puckered hole; she shoved a finger in and began playing with his prostate.

Leonard countered with a finger up her ass and he felt her thrashing about and all of a sudden, his face was covered in a gush of her cunt juices. He lapped at them furiously and found it a losing battle. His hand and wrist were covered in her cunt cream and he used a lot of it to coat his fingers. He shoved a second and a third up her ass and he grunted out, "Oh fuck yeah Penny, fuck my ass!"