Trailer Park Days of Our Lives Ch. 01

A TRAILER PARK SOAP OPERA... A REALLY DIRTY ONE...

"Damn mama... your pussy grabbin my dick like it owes you money. SHITTTTTTT!! UHHHHHHH!!"

"Oh yeahhhh sweetheart. It owes me cummmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm."

Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) grinds and bounces faster and faster on my ten and a half inches of white trash cock meat. My bed is creakin and crackin like a motherfucker. I'm squeezing her awesome, super soft titties, lovin her warm mama pussy wrapped around my rock hard and ragin rod. Mmmmmm. FUCK! Gotta cum. Hold on...

I pump my load deep up mama's soaked twat. She's already cum three times. Holy fuck... it feels good. Mama has the nicest pussy to cum in. That sweet mama love making me so happy. She's the best. Her pussy pumps my thick wad outta me. She smiles, as she works that pussy up and down, squeezing it with her warm twat so perfectly. I just smile my ass off.

Mama lays down on me and soft kisses all over my face, playing with my blonde afro. God... I love that. Those soft, loving lips all over me. She knows it too. She's always trying to make me feel good. I keep smiling, mama's pussy still gripping my dick tight. We snuggle and relax. I slap her ass and squeeze it. Mama's is good shape. Her ass ain't got no sag, even though she's in her mid 60's. Prettiest mama there is. We kiss. Mama sucks off my tongue, tasting her cunt juices from earlier. I ate her out for an hour.

"That was great baby. You always make mama feel so good." Mama kisses me over and over, licking my lips too. She grinds those gorgeous cans all over my chest too. I groan my happy approval.

"JAMES." My girl Max (Kat Dennings) calls me from the trailer living room. She walks into my bedroom.

"Yeah babe." I give her a sweet smile, while I play with mama's ass.

"I need you to drive me to work. My damn car played out again. I'm gonna kill Spence (The King Of Queens). Ever since I let him borrow it, it's been shit. Arghhhhh." Max stomps the floor, mad at my goofy cousin.

"Ok baby." I tell her. I kiss mama and get up. I slap her sweet ass again and walk over to Max. I hug her. She kisses me, putting her arms around my neck.

"Mmmmmm. I can taste your mama on you." Max giggles, kissing me again, then licking my lips. Mama winks at Max from my bed.

"Sorry to bother you baby. Thanks for helping me out." Max says smiling. I motorboat her awesome 34DD melons in her yellow and red waitress, skin tight uniform. God damn... I love her titties.

"You're welcome sweet tits." I lick her cleavage, slap her titty and smirk. Max smiles, laughing and pulling me up for another sweet, slutty kiss. My honey's a super babe. Big titty, bad ass super babe. I pick Max up and kiss her, then put her fine ass down and put some damn pants on.

As I drive Max to work at the diner in Hollywood...

"SPENCE! YOU FUCKING RETARD!" Spence is real good at pissing people off. Only reason he doesn't get his ass kicked daily is cause he's my cousin. Everybody in the trailer park likes me... and that's good for ol Spence.

A neighbor, Joy (Paula Jai Parker) is mad at my cousin. He's been known to break into people's trailers and steals stuff. Usually weed or beer... maybe some panties or a bra or something like that. He's a pervert and panty sniffer... runs in the family. (Sly smile)

Joy is missing her favorite bra. I bought it for her. It's pink velvet, 34D. Victoria Secret's finest. She's one of my top hoes, so I like to keep her happy and looking fine, like she always does. I love her long blonde braids. Black chicks with blonde hair always get me hard... pretty much any chick with any hair... that looks good... gets me hard. (Once again, sly, white trash happy smile)

She storms over to my trailer. Spence lives with me. She walks in and looks around for my perverted cousin. Joy walks down the hall to his room and kicks his door in. "What the fuck?" Joy gives her annoyed bitch look of disdain, as she sees Spence jerking off on his bed, into her favorite bra.

"Ummm... sorry Joy." Spence apologizes, but keeps jerkin off.

Joy shakes her head and storms over to him, ripping her bra out of his hand. "Jerking off on my beautiful bra. You fucking pervert motherfucker!" Joy starts punching Spence all over. He tries to cover up, but gets hit repeatedly and cries out in pain.

"OWWWWWW! STOP! STOP! I'M REALLY SORRY. I MEAN IT." Spence starts crying for real. Joy shakes her head again and slaps his super fat dick really hard. Spence grimace in pain, his tears streaming down his chubby face.

"Asshole!" Joy says to Spence. She's still angry and disgusted by him.

Spence wipes his face and looks Joy over. A beautiful black chick, great tits, wearing a white tank top, no bra. Short white and red striped track shorts, great ass. His white dick immediately jumps and wobbles. It's eight and a half inches long and wider than Joy's forearm.

"I'm really sorry Joy. I mean it. I promise, I won't do it again. You really hit hard. Damn. I think you bruised me." Spence looks himself over.

Joy looks over at him, still pissed off. "Good!" She crosses her arms. She happens to catch his dick wobble.

"Such a nice dick on such a fucking asshole. What a waste!" Joy smirks, spitting on Spence.

"I knew you liked my dick. Wanna fuck?" Spence grins, shaking his eyebrows.

"Ha! Hell no! I don't fuck for free... unless it's James. Besides... you're a nasty little, bra stealing pervert... and I know you stole my weed last week too. Bitch!" Joy spits at Spence again. He wipes it off his chest. He also shakes his dick for her. Spence is persistent.. Too bad he's so damn annoying. He'd be a lot better at gettin laid.

Joy hates Spence... but she's also a big dick fiend. She covertly watches his fat rod jump and jiggle, shaking her head in disgust at Spence, not letting on at all that she's watching his cock.

"Little dick motherfucker can't fuck anyway." Joy laughs, taunting Spence. She knows he can though. He knocked up her sister Debbie (Nia Long).

"Debbie sure thinks I can. Had her cumming all night long last night." Spence taunts back at Joy, a confident smirk on his goofy, nerd face. He lays back on his bed, his arms behind his head, all stretched out, showing off his jumping cock.

"Shittttt! Debbie fucks everybody in the damn trailer park dumbass. Ha. Every dick that lives here has been in her shit. Ha ha ha!" Joy laughs, mocking Spence, and loving every second of it. She takes a good look at Spence's rock hard rod though, and her mood lightens... slightly.

"You really think you can handle my shit?" She asks Spence, a curious, yet still kinda pissed off look on her beautiful face.

"I know I can, baby." Spence grins huge, his cock jumping over and over, as he lays back and plays it cool.

"Baby? I ain't yo baby! Put your money where your punk ass mouth is. You don't make me cum three times... Hmmm... ha! If you don't make me cum three times... and I mean cum good... you gotta walk around with my twelve inch dildo in yo ass for a week... in a baby costume... with a I'M A BITCH ASS BITCH BOY sign on." Joy laughs hysterically.

"And..." Spence answers back.

"And what? Bitch boy. Ha ha ha!" Joy snaps back.

"And... when I do make you cum... three good times... what do I get?" Spence asks with a cocky smirk.

"Well you won't... but... hmm... what do you want?" Joy rubs her chin, thinking.

"You gotta have my baby. Like your sister. Ha!" Spence grabs his cock and wiggles it at Joy, a very confident look on his nerdy face.

"Me... have yo baby? Shitttt!" Joy doesn't like the idea.

"What... you scared? You know I'll win. We both know you'll love my big white dick." Spence shakes it some more for Joy. She looks upset again.

"Fuck you! OK whiteboy! You got a deal. You make me cum three GOOD times... and I'll have yo ugly ass baby... like my sister!" Joy spits at Spence again, her arms crossed, a disgusted smirk on her face. Spence smirks himself, very confident in him winning the bet.

Over at the diner where Max works...

"Mmmmm. Love your cock baby." Max says, licking and sucking me clean. She gave me a tit fuck for driving her to work. My fat rod is buried in between those awesome 34DDs, those ruby red lips of hers locked around my immense mushroom head. She shakes her titties on my cock, making me groan with delight. Max smiles, loving to please me.

She kisses my cock and outs it back in my green and gold sweatpants, then puts her boobies away and zips up her uniform top to just below her luscious melons.. Ax fixes her makeup in the pickup mirror, putting on a show for me when she slowly applies her lipstick. God... she's got perfect lips, so full and thick, so wet and kissable, so great at sucking my cock. (Big white trash smile)

I get a text from my girl Charlotte (WWE Superstar Charlotte Flair). I don't tell Max about it. She and Charlotte don't exactly get along. "Who is it babe?" Max asks.

"Nobody babe. Just business. Nobody important." I play it cool. No need for girlfriend drama right now.

"Love you. See you tonight. Don't forget to pick me up." Max kisses me... and softly squeezes my cock through my pants. "Bring your friend too." Max giggles and kisses me again.

"You got it. We're sort of a package deal anyway." I wink at her. Max gets out and walks up to the diner, wiggling her thick ass for me. Damn... I do love her ass. Mmmm! I grin and peel out, makin donuts in the parking lot. Love my pickup. It's faster than a hungry bitch on a week long meth binge. Ha.

Back at the trailer park...

"FUCK FUCK FUCK! DO IT WHITEBOY! FUCK ME BITCH!" Joy screams out, spitting on Spence, slapping him silly, as she rides his fat weiner on his bed. She's already cum twice, and knowing if he gives her a third Big O she's gotta have his baby. She doesn't want to, but she's having to much fun getting fucked to give a shit about that.

Joy slams down on Spence's fat meat, her black pussy vice gripping the hell outta it. Spence grunts, trying his best not to cum. Joy tries her best to make him cum before she does again. Too late. She can feel it coming on, her nipples and clit are throbbing and... boom... she squirts again. "FUCKKKKKKKK!! DAMNNNNNNNNNN!! FUCKING PERVERT WON THE FUCKING BET!" Joy rides out her third orgasm, as Spence gripes her beautiful chocolate titties and smirks happily in victory.

"Go ahead bitch! Cum in me and get that shit over with!" Joy tells Spence, defeated and disgusted... but well fucked. Spence grunts loud and dumps his thick sperm deep up Joy's spasming black pussy. She bites her luscious lips, loving the warm blast of cum shooting up into her. She slowly grinds on Spence, taking in his whole load.

"Can't believe I'm gonna have an ugly ass nerd baby. Fuck!" Joy says, mocking Spence, but smiling from the warm, pleasing sensations shooting through her well pounded, and soaked pussy.

Spence grins happily, knowing he's knocked up two of our hot ass neighbors. He wonders who he can knock up next with his fat ass nerd weiner.

Over at my aunt Patty's (Patricia Heaton) trailer...

Mama and her sister Patty are fooling around on Patty bed when her youngest son... my 18 year old nephew Todd... comes in, jerking his nine inch dick, smiling his skinny little ass off. Todd is short and skinny, but he's got a big dick... it runs in the family. Mama sees him and waves him over.

Todd spends the next two hours fucking his mother... and mine... senseless. He doggy fucks both in the pussy and ass, cumming in Patty's ass. Mama sucks it all out and shares it with Patty while Todd watches.

He has mama piss in his mouth, while Patty drinks his piss. Mama lets him piss in her ass too while Patty drinks her piss.

Todd finishes up, titty fucking Patty, then cumming on mama's face, watching Patty lick her face clean. Just another fun afternoon, family fuck and suck. Ha.

I come home and start drinking some moonshine. We make our own. I have a little too much and end up passing out on my bed. I forgot that Charlotte was coming over. She tried waking me up, but no luck. Good luck for Spence though. He ended up fucking her when she couldn't get me up to fuck. Charlotte was extra horny. She rode him in the bathroom on the toilet. He even got to ass fuck her too. Charlotte's got a perfect, tight ass. One of the best and most fuckable ever.

Spence ended up getting her pregnant also. Oh well, I've already gotten his mama... aunt Patty... his two sisters... and his last three girlfriends pregnant, so it's only fair I guess.

It's only 3pm. I still gotta pick up Max later at work. Will I... and my friend... wake up in time? Who will Spence knock up next? Who will I knock up next? Who will get shit faced and fuck something up in the trailer park? Stay tuned for episode 02. My cousin Carrie Heffernan (The King Of Queens) from Queens visits the trailer park. Other white trashy fun too.

Like sands through the hourglass... these are the Trailer Park Days Of Our Lives.