- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Cooking Aggravation!
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Click hereIf you want to do any cooking,
You'd better leave your phone off the hook.
Cause every time when you start to work,
The damned phone will make sure you don't cook!!
- COMMENTS
someone aggravated with the pizza guy? I totally relate to this one, been dialing digits way too much lately! (Damn Dominoes to hell for that new double decker pizza, they are EVIL! lol)
Ain't it the truth? Not a call all day until u start cooking. Absolutley loved it Uncle Pervey! Great job-Bubba