Judge Brown!

Old Judge Brown is a pussy hound,
So be real careful friend.
If your suit involves a gal,
He'll break it off in your end!

This judge has a sense of humor,
If you're not humble friend.
He'll make you look real stupid,
Then break it off in your end!

Even Saint Peter shudders,
Thinking about Judge Brown.
He don't want a reaming friend,
Or made to look like a clown!

So if you think you got a case,
And a fair chance to win.
Take it up with Judge NuYoung,
She won't give you the shaft friend!!