- Erotic Poetry
- Magic Poo
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Click hereMagic poo, slips up the U-bend unnoticed.
Unnoticed by the sexy hot breasts.
Unnoticed by the cock dick toilet and sex boobs.
Slips, soapy, slipping out of my slit.
Someday you will be recognised by the garden trimmers.
And muff divers.
And unyielding havoc labia.
My rectum aches for your return,
my arse is numb from anxiety.
Sporadic herpes quims my face.
Multitudinous sperms incarnadine,
turning the prude one preggers.
- COMMENTS
This is reminiscent of the bot poetry I get in my spam emails. I laughed, not a bad thing. Your Danish fan has it right about MacBeth ;), although I thought you were more lucid in the treatise on Hamlet in your 3rd strophe. Thanks.
I had thoughts of winnie the pooh and tigger too... then I read (grinin'... thanks for the read!