The Ballad of Danny Wise

Now gather round and let me tell
the tale of Danny Wise
and of his sweet wife Annabelle
who sucked out both his eyes.

And if I tell the story true
and if I tell it clear,
there’s not a mortal one of you
won’t shriek in mortal fear.

See, Danny loved his Instagram
and always scrolled his phone
for booty models thick in gam
to whom to jerk his bone.

Yes, girls of every color, creed,
and every fashion style
as long as they had curves indeed
to make his dick a-smile.

But Annabelle caught Wise to this
and with it had some issues
and not because she found amiss
the crumpled, crusty tissues.

She worried where his mind was at
behind his wandering eyes
and if her own behind was phat
enough for Danny Wise.

So Annabelle made up her mind
next time they went to bed
to get his mind off Insta-hind
by givin’ bitchin’ head.

She’d suck him dry and turn his gaze
to her and her alone
with real fellatio gods would praise
o’er girls on any phone.

And suck she did so deep and long
just like a suck machine
that Danny came so hard and strong
(while staring at his screen).

She snatched the phone and on her tongue
his semen turned to ash.
It showed a booty backward flung,
and Danny paid her cash.

Said Annabelle, “It seems your eyes
“are what you use to fuck.
“Well, I’m your woman, Danny Wise,
“so it’s your eyes I’ll suck!”

Where Danny Wise once took his dick
and gave it for to fap,
his glasses dark, he holds a stick
and goes a-tap-tap-tap.

The lesson here I tell you what
and please don’t make me shout it:
you gaze into the female butt
you’ll end up gazing out it.