Rolly_J_McGee

Redneck, Nerd, Dreamer... Call me what you will. I won't apologize for growing up in the rural areas of the South. I say "y'all," "yes ma'am," "naw," and "sir." I hunt, fish, hike, and "make stuff."

By "make stuff," I mean I'm sort of a redneck absent-minded inventor. When I was young I would take my father's power tools apart, of course, to see what made them "tick." However, I was blessed with the ability to put them back together, and even improve them a bit... Naturally my dad would get pissed upon discovering his precious radial-arm saw laying here and there on the shop floor; but, I'd avoid the slight sting of his belt by reassembling the contraption. "It doesn't do that annoying 'wiggle' thing anymore!" he would say. Frowning in concentration, he'd cast a look at me and ask, "Know anything about automotive brake calipers?"

Of course my answer was always, "Nope, but I will if you get me some wrenches, screwdrivers, etc..."

It's a wonder I've survived as long as I have.

I built a potato gun a long time ago, which, as per my M.O., graduated into cannons. Actual, though crude, cannons. You know, pyrodex, metal tube, various projectiles, sparks, flames, explosions...

Almost shot my neighbors' house once, luckily I used too much powder and my projectile disintegrated before reaching their property.

Like I said, it's surprising I'm still intact and breathing.

Anyway, I'd like to try my hand at telling stories, particularly those with naughty bits sprinkled amongst my clumsy prose. ;-) Lord knows my imagination has enough material to work with...

If I can fight through the ADHD pitfalls and obstacles, I might have some interesting yarns to share; although I'll be needing your help to produce something worth reading.

Naked people rock!

~Rolly

Gender

Male

Member Stats

12 Years AgoMember Since
A Long Time AgoUpdated
39Following
56My Favorites
25My Comments

More About Me

Fetishes

Light Bondage, Naughty self-Portraits, Closet Exhibitionist

Find Me Online

Contact Member

Contact Rolly_J_McGee by clicking here.


bingain storiesonlineSarahhawke sexstorieserotic story babysitter reluctanty has sex on way home"literotica mom son"ship cuckold sexstories"moms pussy"/s/the-werewolf-3summer vacation with daddy ch 3 erotic storyliterotica cosplay cum dumplyricsmaster family rapefilling my mom's cunt with my sperms taboo sexstoriesLarotica storeysLiterorica indian mothers incest storiesowning my mom taboo sexstories"literotica" "futa" "you won't be needing these"microminimus"literotica strip"triplel literoticaIncesttx tall talesgoth interracial literoticaMaine apni chut mai botal ri"impregnation erotica""sex story"Student put his teacher in a chastity belt bondage literticaliterorica bite meI was gangbang on valentine day sex storiesliterotica keep lickingthomas charming king sex story"literotica college"literotica jasmin"my mouth" mistress piss cum "bdsmlibrary" painBTB loving wife leroticaliterotica gentle touch in a full buslierotica"literotica trans""naked wife stories""literotica new"Naughty sister buys my silence. Ch 01"shemale surprise"taboofucking stories"a messy girl" literotica mommyjerking off in the shower literotoxa"porn stories"Enchanted ch.11-15 sex storiesthe Alpha Next Door markydaysaidDont wakedaddy sex storiesliterotica mom sister panties cum sniffing licking dad cumliterotica, milking sissy's tits breastsliteoritca audio cum at work bathroom admiralbird348you filled my ass.your cock between my ass.i feel it so hot in my ass/erotic couplings/literotica.comLITEROTICA CORRIES GAY STORIES.COMerotic sex stories mom son captivelyricsmaster conservative momsaree thooki kondi adikum sex videostiger gym literoticaMY SISTER MY SECRETARY INCEST STORIES"literotica slave""mom sex stories""mature sex stories"chat-avenuelitereotica triciaNieces budding boobs incest storiesfemdom "closed ward" bondage storiesshe retracted her tentacle inside her mouth sex storymy wife's slave lost bet story femdom"nipple torture"Dharma11 wifelovers"bestiality stories""my mouth" mistress piss "her ass" AROUND(1) cum "*bdsmlibrary*""best blow jobs"Rough 70 year old mum fuck literiocalyricsmaster mom son"cheating literotica"i never thought that my son would have touched my like this way. indian Literoticaliterotica snakes head pushing anus"grandma sex stories"literotica gay male shaved cackliterotica taboo huge cock worship fertile"dont cum in me"voyeurwebSite:i.literotica.com wife boss bdsm You're going to "let me fuck you"/s/lay-or-be-laid-uponcumclinicgay boss executive trip panties heels literoticapurple glans nurse erotic"milf stories"