Bottoms

By D, Alan Dunne

Here is a some amusing verse,
I’ll try to keep it short and terse.

It’s about my favorite woman part,
That’s sometimes shaped just like a heart.

It does not matter if she’s shaved or bushy,
As long as she has a nice little tushy.

I’ve heard it called a big ol’ booty,
And sometimes labeled a little patootie.

I love to watch a woman’s butt,
When she does her sexy strut.

For a man not to love an apple shaped fanny,
would just be strange and quite uncanny.

In Britain men call it a woman’s bum,
Even though I think that’s kind of dumb.

In France it’s called the derrière,
And referred to as the ass almost everywhere.

Some girls cover it with a sweater,
When a g-string would be so much better.

And when it sways or shakes and swivels,
You can bet she’ll get a little whistle.

So c’mon girls don’t be whiny,
Flaunt and parade that sexy hynie.