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Click hereBy D, Alan Dunne
Here is a some amusing verse,
I’ll try to keep it short and terse.
It’s about my favorite woman part,
That’s sometimes shaped just like a heart.
It does not matter if she’s shaved or bushy,
As long as she has a nice little tushy.
I’ve heard it called a big ol’ booty,
And sometimes labeled a little patootie.
I love to watch a woman’s butt,
When she does her sexy strut.
For a man not to love an apple shaped fanny,
would just be strange and quite uncanny.
In Britain men call it a woman’s bum,
Even though I think that’s kind of dumb.
In France it’s called the derrière,
And referred to as the ass almost everywhere.
Some girls cover it with a sweater,
When a g-string would be so much better.
And when it sways or shakes and swivels,
You can bet she’ll get a little whistle.
So c’mon girls don’t be whiny,
Flaunt and parade that sexy hynie.
How clear and concise! No doubt that you are a butt man. Makes me feel better about MY behind.
Your lightful poem evokes for me
(A picture of)
The girl with the flag in the ad for Kia.
Encore !! Hear ! Hear ! let's hear it for the good 'Ole sexy Fanny !!