Earl Grey

A full cup of tea

Yields a bladder full of pee,

So do you want to feel the need

To empty yourself before The Deed?

Or, does your kink

Invite the Earl to drink?

Why not tea during sex

Might make the cups rattle

But no time to down tools

And that’s half the battle

Earl Grey gets his end away

Puts a smile on Meli’s face

As she puts her cup down

And prepares herself to brace

As the Earl takes her from behind

Buried deep in her ass

It’s always teatime somewhere

For this lucky lass

Tea is good to quench your thirst,

That's what the experts say

But what if you're thirsty for some kinky sex?

Will tea suffice that day?

Hot and wet and slightly sweet

Is my favourite way to drink

From a hairy, not a china cup

Yes, I admit my kink.

And when I've savoured the lady's 'tea'

And she's ready for a second brew

I strap on my dildo, named Lady Grey,

And fuck her ( Méli, it's you!)

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