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Click hereGoofus had himself a little problem,
His "Pecker" never lost it's swollen state.
He even got a "Nurse" to show him how,
To "flick" it with his finger to "deflate!"
Goofus had to go through life feelin' shy,
Every minute of each day he was hard!
If he'd accidently "brush" a woman,
She'd jump and spin around and say, "On Guard!"
Then Goofus joined a "Nudist Colony,"
He figured he "might as well" give a "show."
Maybe the "Fresh Air" would make it go down,
But to his "disgust" it started to grow!
Goofus "discovered" he was "Popular,"
With ALL the females in the "Nudist" camp.
They'd make a point to brush against his front,
They'd give it a squeeze and call it a "Scamp!"
Goofus may have been just a LITTLE slow,
But "soon enough" he figured what he had!
Now Goofus gets his "Pussy," night and day
And Goofus is a "WELL CONTENTED" Lad!
Goofus figured out how to make it SOFT,
And he took REAL PLEASURE in the action.
He'd find a "willing Lady" to make love,
He'd screw until they GOT "Satisfaction!"
Now Goofus is a really HAPPY man,
And he gets "SATISFACTION" every way.
Goofus feels REAL "Pride" with his "Endurance,"
And Goofus MAKES it go SOFT NIGHT and DAY!!