- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Jason the Weasel!
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Click hereSung to the music of, "Jack Of Diamonds."
Jason the weasel,
Was ugly and small,
He had beady eyes and,
Head shaped like a ball!
Jason was bug-eyed,
Was Pot-bellied too,
His feet were so big they,
Were size twenty-two!
Chorus.
Jason's ugly, Jason's ugly,
He's as ugly as a goat!
He's a weasel, and so evil,
He smells like a shoat!
Jason one morning,
Got onto a bus,
When it started moving,
There was a real fuss!
Jason got throwed off,
And into the street,
He was trying to steal,
An old lady's seat!
Jason's ugly, Jason's ugly,
He's as ugly as a goat!
He's a weasel, and so evil,
He smells like a shoat!
Jason is stupid,
A little insane,
His thoughts are so evil,
They inflame his brain!
Jason is greedy,
Small minded and dumb,
Jason's a real low life,
A no account bum!
Jason's ugly, Jason's ugly,
He's as ugly as a goat!
He's a weasel, and so evil,
He smells like a shoat!!
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