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The Twelve Days Of Litmas

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This came about when I mixed a bottle of my friend's Christmas wine with my new meds.

In fact, if you drink almost a bottle of wine before you read it, it'll probably be a lot funnier to you too.

..............................................

On the first day of Litmas fate gave to me,

A wife that cheats easily.

On the second day of Litmas fate gave to me,

Two subs for whipping,

And a wife that's cheating on me.

On the third day of Litmas fate gave to me,

Three lesbians licking,

Two subs for whipping,

And a SLUT that's cheating on me.

On the fourth day of Litmas fate gave to me,

Four gays a'gagging,

Three lesbians licking,

Two subs for whipping,

And a BITCH that's cheating on me.

On the fifth day of Litmas fate gave to me'

FIVE S.T.D.s!

Four gays a'gagging,

Three lesbians licking,

Two subs for whipping,

And a WHORE that's cheating on me.

On the sixth day of Litmas faye gave to me

six cucks a'cucking,

FIVE S.T.D.s!

Four gays a'gagging,

Three lesbians licking,

Two subs for whipping,

And a CUNT that's cheating on me.

On the seventh day of Litmas fate gave to me

Seven sissies sucking,

Six cucks a'cucking,

FIVE S.T.D.s!

Four gays a'gagging

Three lesbians licking,

Two subs for whipping,

And a SKAG that's cheating on me.

On the eighth day of Litmas fate gave to me

Eight sluts a'fucking

Seven sissies sucking,

Six cucks a'cucking,

FIVE S.T.D.s!

Four gays a'gagging,

Three lesbians licking,

Two subs for whipping,

And a soon to be EX wife cheating on me.

On the ninth day of Litmas fate gave to me

Nine cougars prowling,

Eight sluts a'fucking,

Seven sissies sucking,

Six cucks a'cucking,

FIVE S.T.D.s!

Four gays a'gagging,

Three lesbians licking

Two subs for whipping,

And a #!**! wife cheating on me.

On the tenth day of Litmas fate gave to me,

Ten bulls a'bragging,

Nine cougars prowling,

Eight sluts a'fucking,

Seven sissies sucking,

Six cucks a'cucking,

FIVE S.T.D.s!

Four gays a'gagging

Three lesbians licking,

Two subs for whipping,

And a tearful wife explaining to me.

On the eleventh day of Litmas fate gave to me

Eleven trannies pegging,

Ten bulls a'bragging

Nine cougars prowling,

Eight sluts a'fucking,

Seven sissies sucking,

Six cucks a'cucking,

FIVE S.T.D.s!

Four gays a'gagging,

Three lesbians licking,

Two subs for whipping,

And a desperate wife begging to me.

On the twelfth days of Litmas fate gave to me

Twelve couples swinging,

Eleven trannies pegging,

Ten bulls a'bragging,

Nine cougars prowling,

Eight sluts a'fucking,

Seven sissies sucking,

Six cucks a'cucking,

FIVE S.T.D.s!

Four gays a'gagging,

Three lesbians licking,

Two subs for whiiping,

And a low rent slut bitch whore cunt of a wife fighting the divorce from me.

..............................................

MERRY CHRISTMAS LITEROTICANS!

Q


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ca_daveca_daveabout 2 months ago

Was sober and still LMAO thank you. See

RGRollRGRollover 1 year ago

Oh My, My. Words fail me.

JimDiamondJimDiamondover 1 year ago

Not all that poetic, BUT it was creative and funny... :-) So a five

AnonymousAnonymousover 5 years ago
13 makes for a dime a dozen, **************.

I had never read any poems by any authors, but now I will try your other three. This one is outstanding. I am still chuckling.

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