Twisted Tune: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

(Sung to the tune of the Beach Boys’ “Fun! Fun! Fun!”)

Well she kept my boner hard
and she teased me ‘til I just couldn’t stand it!
Seems she forgot all about my desire
like she told me, aw dammit!
And with her vibrator buzzing
she keeps teasing and I still just can’t stand it!
When will we fuck fuck fuck!
‘cuz I’m gettin’ too horny to just play.

Well the girls can’t stand her
‘cuz she gets all the studs before them.
…(She gets all the guys now, she gets all the guys.)
She makes all of us horny men just simply ignore them.
…(She gets all the guys now, she gets all the guys.)
A lot of guys try to catch her
and she leads them on but still adores them.
They want to fuck fuck fuck!
‘cuz they’re gettin’ too horny to just play.

Well you knew all along
that my dick was gettin’ wise to you now.
…(You shouldn’t have teased now, you shouldn’t have teased.)
And since I took your batteries
you’ve been thinking that your fun is all through now.
…(You shouldn’t have teased now, you shouldn’t have teased.)
But you can lay next to me
‘cuz we got a lot of luvvin’ to do now.
And we will fuck fuck fuck!
‘cuz we’re both too horny now to just play!

And we will fuck fuck fuck! ‘cuz we’re just to horny to play now!
…(fuck fuck fuck! ‘cuz we’re both too damned horny to play.)
And we will fuck fuck fuck! ‘cuz we’re just to horny to play now!
…(fuck fuck fuck! ‘cuz we’re both too damned horny to play.)