Blind Date Foolery

When Jim came back to the dining room, they already were gone, and Stan and Maddie, in the restaurant office, were already watching Craig and Ryan in the pantry behind the kitchen, embracing and kissing. They were tearing at each other's clothes. The second cameraman was getting it all on tape. Both of the men, quickly trouserless and with their briefs puddled on the floor, were pressing against the pantry's cinderblock wall. Ryan had his back to the wall, his knees hooked on Craig's hips, and his hands locked behind the older man's neck. Craig was palming and squeezing and separating the waiter's butt cheeks. They were kissing until, jerking his face away from Craig and yodeling to the ceiling of the panty, Ryan rewarded the camera with knowledge of the moment Craig's erection penetrated, moved up inside Ryan's channel, and began to plow him.

"Brilliant," Stan said, as he observed the fuck begin. "This will be great. It's a fabulous April Fools program. We can run it as if a natural messed-up date with a fucking hot tail to it. Only at the end we'll put in short interviews—the two original guys owning up to knowing it was a joke and the waiter being all surprise and innocence about having one pulled on him. A good fuck too. You done good Maddie. It'll be a blockbuster show."

He looked back at the monitor. "Where'd they go?"

Jim reappeared just then. "They've agreed to keep going," he said. "Ted's gone with them to the hotel room you arranged. He'll keep them fucking there as long as possible and get it all on tape. He says the waiter looks like a contortionist. A lot of good positions, he thinks. Fucks like a bunny. Looks real androgynous with his hair let down."

"Great," Stan said, turning toward Maddie and giving his assistant a big smile. "We've got ourselves a bitchin' April Fools program."

Turning away from Stan so his boss couldn't see his smirky grin, Maddie's thought was, You don't know the half of it, you lucky bastard.

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"You can go ahead. I'll settle with the restaurant owner," Maddie told his producer boss, Stan, after Craig, Ryan, and the cameraman had left the restaurant for their filmed hotel room adventure.

"OK," Stan answered. "Where's Jim?"

Maddie told him the cameraman who had stayed behind when Craig, Ryan, and the other cameraman shuffled off to a hotel had already left, and then he had to turn away from Stan to keep from grinning again and causing Stan to think something was "up"—which it was. The April Fools situations Maddie had planned were only half over with the switch in Craig Littlepage's blind date partners. He stayed turned from Stan, fiddling around with this and that, until his boss had left the restaurant.

Just outside the restaurant, at the opening into an alley, A muscular man, his facial features disguised by a balaclava hood mask and dressed all in black, stepped out of the alley, put a headlock on Stan, and dragged him into the alley. The assaulter was bulkier, younger, and much stronger than Stan was and he had the element of surprise going for him. He had a hood in one hand and got that over Stan's head, blinding him, while Stan gurgled and ineffectually grabbed at the arm choking his throat. Stan was dragged to the back of a long delivery ban parked in the alley with its back doors open and thrust up and into the compartment.

The man pulled Stan's shirt and undershirt off his back and had the older man on his belly and his wrists restrained in cuffs leading off the opposite corners of the wall behind the driving compartment in the van as Stan made the last-ditch effort he could to struggle away from the capture. He wasn't able to get free. He was belly down on some sort of wedge bolted to the center of the cargo area in back of the van. He flailed around with his legs as the man stripped off his shoes, trousers, and briefs, which left Stan naked except for his socks. This effort didn't work either, and once Stan's ankles had been put in restraints that led to hooks at the corners of the van's back doors, Stan was completely immobilized.

His assaulter stood between Stan's legs, regaining his breath from the struggle, stripped down, and looked down at Stan's helpless, wriggling body, while he hand stroked his huge cock to full erection. While he was doing this, he knelt down and, with his free hand, felt Stan up, pulled on the producer's balls and cock, and penetrated Stan's ass with a finger. Stan settled down to the close attention and began rocking his ass on the finger—which became fingers and, eventually, nearly a fist up to the knuckles.

Stan was panting hard and moaning inside his blindfolding hood when the man crouched over him from behind and above, mounted and penetrated him, and began a deep doggie fuck.

Maddie had been standing behind and outside the van for several minutes into this scene. He looked up into the four corners of the compartment of the HookUp program's new camera van to ensure that the red lights were on in those cameras, indicating that film was rolling. He trusted that Jim was in position with his camera running on a track around the ceiling of the van, pointed down at where the hunky Hispanic bodybuilder, José Alvarez, was mounted on Stan's ass and fucking him. Jim was located in a walled compartment behind the driver's compartment and in front of the cargo area.

The assistant producer had a few moments of indecision on whether Stan would see the April Fools humor in this "little extra" Maddie had put into the program plan, but decided that Stan would. It met Stan's wants and desires from all angles. He'd been saying that he wanted to get into the action on these blind dates somehow; he'd been mooning over José Alvarez's file, making no bones about wanting the Hispanic hunk to jump his bones; and he wanted the new camera van to be initiated in style. This met all the criteria.

Still, Maddie stood behind the van, holding the doors open, going from watching to make sure their privacy in the alley was being maintained and observing the fuck until José had pulled the hood off Stan, Stan had looked around to assess the nature of the assault, and the producer had produced a big grin and turned his face to go into a lip lock with José as the Hispanic hunk continued to pound his ass.

Assured that the double-whammy April Fools program was rolling along nicely, Maddie closed the van's back doors, came around to the side of the van, and entered the compartment where Jim was manipulating the roving ceiling camera. Saddling up behind the cameraman, Maddie kissed Jim on the neck, reached around and unzipped him, pulled Jim's erection out, and started stroking him off as both watched, through the compartment monitor, Stan getting his April Fools Day present in the back of the van.