Danni Reveals 01

Danni Reveals 01

"Um, what roomie? I can't do that."

"Are you sure, Derek? My selfies just aren't producing the results I want, so I need a few photos from a second person. I mean, OMG roomie, we'll keep the bikini front photos to a minimum (fingers crossed). Besides, no one Chang ever identifies the photographer, so?"

"Danni, damn it, I mean."

"Ah come on gloomy roomie. I mean, I'm freshly shaved everywhere."

"La, la, la, la, la."

"And I applied just the lightest layer of baby oil for a little sheen and glow."

"La, la, la, la, la."

"And I'll take back about you photographing me in just your boxer shorts so I would know (he, he) when it was time to quit."

"La, la, la, la, la. Wait, um, well, I liked that part, but la, la, la, la, and all anyways."

No, it's true, selfies are great and all, but sometimes you need that angle and lens framing from just a little further back, right? Not to mention that sometimes the arms can be used as cover up tools.

"Ugh, look, I mean, damn it Danni, I am of the gender that you are trying to excite and all, right? I mean, am I supposed to, ugh, damn it Danni."

"Wow, um, well put roomie. I never thought it that way. Well, I know all about how you peek on me sometimes and you know, you are the gender who gets excited and all, but I promise no more than ten photos and that's all. But, um, could you say that again, please?"

"What, how I am of the gender that you are trying to get excited?"

"Hmmm, it just sounds nice. OMG, OMG, um, Derek, um, do any of your friends ever get excited for me or you know, over me?"

"Oh, so now we're just going to play dumb then, huh? Anyways, yes, you have those amazing legs that you shouldn't have and with the way you wear leisure shorts and sit on the couch like that, so yes, some of my friends get excited for you, over you, under you and Gino wants to do you from the side, but I don't really know what he means by that."

"LOL, well, I just like to hear you talk sometimes roomie. And I was blessed with these thighs, right? Oh, and there is an online Chang class for how to sit and all, so I passed then, huh?"

"Ugh, is tease time over? I'll take the stupid photos and no one ever, ever, ever, ever, knows that it was me behind the lens (or zooming in), agreed?"

I mean, Derek is a pretty handsome guy, but his face is just so priceless when he gets all flustered and all, right?

"Um, get a little lower so the camera catches me from the knees up and top it off with my bikini bottom, OK? Ugh, my thighs, Derek, center on my thighs for these photos."

"Fuck, your skin is so smooth. Snap, snap, snap (lick, lick ewe, baby oil)."

"Now, um, mostly my back and shoulder blades as I look back towards the camera, please."

"Fuck, you have girl shoulders. Snap, snap, snap."

"Now back up and capture the same pose but include all of my, well, my butt. Can I say "my butt" in front of you, Derek?"

"Fuck, boy butt doesn't look like that. Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap. Snap."

"Oops, stay where you are roomie, um, I'm going to push the bikini bottoms down a little, OK?"

"Fuck!"

"Just a little top crack, Derek. I mean, see? This isn't too much, right?"

"Fuck! Snap, snap, snap, move your thumb into it, snap, snap, snap. Wait, snap, snap. Fuck!"

"Um, two front photos now?????"

"Fuck! Bikini bottom full up, please, snap, snap, snap. Fuck!"

"Ahh, can I please push it down? Just a little? Just like this much? Or just a little more like this?"

"Fuck! Snap, snap, zoom, OMG, let it a up little more, snap, snap, snap, Fuck!"

"Wow, I didn't think you could handle that, but thanks roomie. So???"

"Fuck! Pop one nipple out and no more, snap, snap, snap, zoom. Fuck!"

"Gladly."

"Fuck! Grip around your nipple and push the bottoms back down! Fuck! More down in front! Fuck! Oh, wow, wait, Danni, um, wow, is that a store-bought dick or did you dye it so pink? I mean, snap, snap, zoom, zoom, zoom, snap, snap. Fuck!"

"LOL, Mother Nature put me together pretty good, right. So, can I get on my hands and knees now?"

Fuck! No, fuck! Snap, snap, snap, snap, zoom, zoom, snap, snap. Fuck!"

"Naughty roomie, should I push the bottoms down towards my knees now?"

"Fuck! Snap, zoom, zoom, come on and zoom damn it, snap, snap, snap. Fuck!"

"LOL, I think that's enough for now, LOL, excitable gender roomie."

"Fuck! One more and twist and look back, snap, snap, snap. Fuck!"

"Hmmm, now who thinks this was a bad idea, Derek?"

"Fuck! And ah-hah! You have a wet spot on the front of your bikini bottoms! Fuck!"

"Well, LOL, I am of the other gender and all, LOL, right? And if we were going to talk about having a wet spot and all, LOL, naughty thinking roomie, look at your boxer shorts and all."

"Fuck! Well, fuck, well, fuck!"

"LOL, it's alright Derek, I expected such behavior or should I say excited performance. Anyways, LOL, get ready to blare out another "fuck!" and all."

"Huh? Why? What?"

"LOL, we used your phone camera and now your phone is full of hot and exciting Tranny bikini photos, not to mention a few close ups, right perv, I mean roomie?????"

"Fuck! Well, fuck!"

"LOL, and????"

"Fuck!"

"LOL, just download them to my account, Derek and we'll call it a day. And thank you very much for the photos and for not losing control and trying to fuck me. OMG, OMG, someone is that the front door, Derek! Get out of here, quick and put your pants on!"

"Fuck!"

I mean, whew, right? I mean, I at least had a pair of sweats to slip on, not that my hair and makeup were going to deny what I may have been wearing underneath, right?

And then the front door slammed shut? Huh?

"Oh, hello Frank, um, where's Derek?"

"I don't know. He opened the door and his face all like this and then he jumped in truck and said he had to run to the store for a minute. I mean, he was clearly watching porn and all, but you kind of know that he watches porn, right Danni? Hey, do I smell baby oil?"

"Well, you know how excitable his gender is and all, right? Anyways, care for a beer?"

"Um, sure, Danni and I know that you're Danni today and that's alright, right Danni?"

"Sure Frank. I mean, you are of the gender and all."

"Huh?"

"LOL, nothing, here, one cold brew from one worked up servant."

"Um, worked up servant? Did I miss something here today, Danni?"

"Oh, just me in a blue and white striped bikini with side ties, that's all."

"Fuck!"

"LOL, that's the word of the day, I guess."

"I mean."

"Yup, I still have it on under these sweats. It's a little messed up, but it's still mostly on me."

"Fuck!"

"Well, I might need two or three shots of vodka first, but maybe someday. I mean, LOL, you are of the gender and all."

"Fuck! Peek me! And then explain to me about this "gender" talk."

"Strip me! Perv."

"Fuck!"

"Back me into my bedroom with your charm, Frank."

"Fuck!"

"See, Frank? I wasn't lying about what I was wearing under my sweats."

"Fuck! You're almost naked. Fuck!"

"Only because I'm so worked up, Frank, but ruin my bikini bottoms if you wish."

"Fuck! What? Really? Fuck!"

"LOL, you mean "fap", right? LOL, or fap, fap, fap, fap."

"Fuck! Hold still. Wait, twist your hips, wait, turn sideways, wait, OMG, I knew your butt was all that."

"Be quick, Frank. The roomie will chill out soon enough and be back home."

"Fuck! Fap. Fuck, pull your bottoms out for me and give me a fapping target. Fuck!"

"Like this, Frank? Is this normal, Frank? Can you see me all down inside of my pulled-out bikini bottoms? Am I doing it right, Frank?"

"Fuck! OMG, do you dye your little wiggly, pink? Fuck!"

"By the way, um, I mean, do you inflate your wiggly with air or something?"

"Fuck! Fap, fap, fap, fuck! Ooh, oh, oh, ugh! Fuck!"

"Ooh, oh, hey, hey, what the hell, Frank? Does it stop?"

"Fuck! I hit, ugh, ugh, ugh, I hit the target. You're soaked! Fuck!"

"And you are of the gender that relieved himself in my, SOB, look at these bikini bottoms?"

"Fuck! You said to ruin them and all, so. Ugh, oh, ugh oh, oh, I'm done."

"LOL, spent big fella?"

"Fuck! Give me a little lick clean, Danni. Oh, I'm sleepy."

"No, well, oops, no, well, what am I thinking, no, well, um. Fuck!"

"Fuck! That feels amazing, Danni. I mean, amazing like your shapely thighs."

"Fuck! And we never, ever, ever, ever tell anyone that just happened. But it wasn't so bad, Frank."

Well, it was just a quick couple of licks and people have been doing that for eons and to my knowledge, no ever died from it.

"I'm taking a shower to wash off all of this baby oil (and your sticky gunk) now Frank. Um, Derek was expecting a few more friends over tonight, right Frank?"

"Yeah, I think so, why?"

"Oh, I'm just saying that you do look spent, I mean tired, so if you want a quick nap, well, you're sitting on my bed anyways, so take a nap if you wish. I won't be too long in the shower and I just remembered that Derek has some fresh porn loaded on his phone so he might go to the highway pull off for a few extra minutes, so?"

"Wait, fuck, are you saying that I can nod off for a few minutes, Danni? In your bed?"

"Well, not in all of your street clothes, but you did just give me sex from the excitable gender for the first time and well, I didn't die, so."

"Oh, that wasn't sex, yet. But nighty, night for a few. OMG, your sheets! Fuck! Your scent! Um, um??"

"LOL, you want a quick nipple suck, Frank? You are so gay for being from the excitable gender. But I wouldn't mind knowing what the girls all make such a fuss over, so, no biting."

Alright, I can't say that it's the same as all the fuss the girls make over it, but it had a certain sensation about it and all. I mean, yup, that one stays on the list. As soon as I make a list anyways.

And he was supposed to be napping and not fapping because of my private shower room and all.

"Well, I guess there's nothing like empty balls, right Frank?"

"Hey, are you calling me out, Danni?"

"No, just teasing with you, but did you enjoy the show?"

"Well."

"LOL, that's enough, now get dressed before the roomie gets back."

Kiss me down there again."

"Hey, I gave you three or four quick licks, that's all."

"And your ass looks even better straight on and naked and all wet from the shower. And wash your ankles a little more next time."

"Oh, next time? You have plans big fella?"

"Well, you're my side piece now, right?"

"Wow, the other gender, right? Anyways, maybe we'll walk slowly for now, but I have enjoyed today."

"And the day is young, so?"

Ahh, the roomie and his amazingly perfect timing. I mean, it's almost like he knew something else was about to happen, so yay for the roomie's timing.

"Hello? Danni? Is Frank still here?"

"One moment, Derek, ah, Frank came down with an upset stomach and I ended up dragging him into my bathroom, so, one moment, OK?"

"Oh, um, was he a mess?"

"Oh, he made a mess alright."

"What? I asked he was a mess and all? And why is your bedroom door locked, Danni?"

"Oops, yes, he was a total mess for a few minutes, but he squirted out everywhere and he's starting to feel better, so, a few more minutes, OK?"

"He squirted?"

"Ugh, he threw up everywhere."

"Well, that's your mess to clean then."

"Oh, don't I know it, anyways,"

"Fine, make my friend well again and I'll prep for the others who are stopping by soon."

"Oh, he's well again alright, I mean, why are we still talking through my bedroom door? Derek?"

Whew, right? I got away with that one, right? Well, maybe. I still had to deal with Frank, who was still in my bed and eyeing me as I spoke to Derek through my bedroom door. Naked from the shower.

"Ugh, only just so I know what all the fuss is about, Frank. However, for the moment of truth, I purposely stayed naked from shower and spoke with Derek through my bedroom door as a test for you. So, now that you seen everything that I have to offer your gender, well, are you disgusted or something else? And no fair judging me for not having boobs."

"Oh, just peek under the covers for your answer and by the way, peek with your red lips, Danni. Or sit on it, either way."

Well, I already said that it's been going for the eons, so shut it folks. I mean, his third nut must be a small one and all, right? Not that I sat on it, mind you!

"Fuck! Now you've been sexed, Danni! Wait, fuck, now you have performed sex, Danni! Fuck!"

"Well, you don't have to lie, Frank, but I keep bananas in the house, so not so bad, right?"

"Fuck! You swallowed! Fuck!"

"Well, for eons Frank, for eons, right? Can we kiss, Frank?"

Oh, alright, I guess he was alright with that and all. I mean, I thought I asked for a 'good sex" kiss and he heard "let's make out" or something. But it was cool.

"Fuck! Now I'm saying it! Ah, thanks Frank, that was, ah, very other gender of you. Um."

"LOL, now who is all tongue tied, Danni? Let me up so I can join the others."

"Well, take a quick wash off in the shower first. I think sex has a certain smell about it and all. I mean, I'm sorry that I had to let so much of it drool out of my mouth and onto your front, but I haven't been around for eons and all."

"LOL, you're funny, but you care about me then?"

"Hmmm, just shower off and we'll see what happens in the future."

"Join me in the shower then."

"Ooh, that's dangerous, but ask me again someday. I'll get somewhat dressed and let the others know that your stomach is feeling better, but you wanted a quick hot shower to freshen up."

"Hmmm, you seem to know a few about what the other gender needs and all, Danni."

"Well, there are online classes all over Chang and stuff, so."

I never thought about how to react in front of the roomie and his other friends and I had hoped that they all bought into my story, but those side eyes, right? Like for an hour and all.

End Danni Reveals 01