First Kiss Ch. 05

Mike's strategy was to start on the outermost parts of Lila's asscrack, and slowly work towards the center in circles. The bits on the edge of Lila's ass were smaller and drier, and so Mike thought they would be easier to deal with at first. He hadn't anticipated how hard they would be to lick off her crack. He had to apply a lot of pressure on his tongue to get the shit off her ass and into his mouth. One piece was particularly stubborn. He tried tonguing it from all angles, but it wouldn't budge.

"Alright buddy, time to move on, plenty more ass to go" said Lila, annoyed at how long he was spending on this one spot.

"But Lila," Mike started, "it's still dirty there."

"Do you need me to teach you how to lick shit off my ass?" said Lila, her back still turned to Mike. "Use your teath, idiot. Scrape it off, swallow it and move on."

Lila felt Mike nibble on her ass. It felt nice. "Did it work?" she asked. Mike mumbled an "mhm" from behind her. She turned her head around and said, "Show me! Stick your tongue out." Mike complied. Lila herself was shocked at the size of her shit clump, which caused her to scrunch her nose. "Eww, that's so nasty!" she exclaimed, "Swallow it!" Mike tried, but this one was too much for him to handle, and his body rejected his first and second attempt to swallow it. The third time, Mike exaggerated the motion, like he was swallowing a large medicinal tablet, and he felt the shit go down his throat and into his stomach. He felt queasy.

Reaching her hand back, Lila grabbed Mike by the hair and shoved his face into her ass. She adjusted her bum and yanked his head around until she felt his nose pressed up against her hole. Lila decided she was done being nice to Mike and that she was going to start punishing him for his fuck ups, like asking her how to clean her ass. "This is what you get for being stupid," she said, and she let out a big, hot, airy fart right up Mike's nose. Mike thought about pulling away, but the whole reason he was scraping shit off Lila's ass with his teeth was because he tried to pull away from one of her farts. "Three big sniffs and I'll consider letting you go," she sounded angry. Mike tried taking a deep sniff and it launched him into a coughing fit into Lila's ass. She kept his nose right on her butthole. "If only you were a better shitlicker, you could have avoided this," she said, as a matter of fact. This was by far Lila's worst fart yet. It felt so thick that it clogged his sinuses, but somehow Mike found enough strength within him to take one big sniff. And then two more. Lila let go of Mike's hair. "Hurry up and finish the rest" she said. Mike continued his task.

After that particularly nasty lump, Mike tried his best to come up with a subtle plan to avoid swallowing any more of Lila's shit. His best idea was to spit it out when she was not looking and then shove her poo bits under the bed. But he was too afraid of Lila catching him in the act. Who knew how upset she would be and what she would do to him. Mike decided that swallowing was the better of the two options. He could always just leave. But he knew there was a reason he was cleaning Lila's ass with his tongue, though he forgot what it was.

Soon, he was at her asshole, which he anticipated needed only a couple of hard licks, as his earlier tonguing probably softened up the specs of shit there. He had hoped that by the time he got to her asshole, he would have gotten more used to the taste. Turns out, it is difficult to adjust to the taste of shit that quickly. He decided that the best way to do this would be to flatten his tongue and lick her entire hole at once. Then maybe he could be done in only a hand full of licks. He stuck his tongue out and began to lick. In perfect synchronization, as soon as Mike's tongue reached the center of Lila's asshole, Lila pushed out a quick, squeaky fart for Mike to taste.

Mike recoiled, "Hey! What was that for?" Mike thought she was punishing him again, but he wasn't sure what he did wrong this time.

"That was just a cute little kissy fart. To thank you for your hard work. Like a little peck on the lips" Lila said sweetly.

Mike liked the sound of that more than the way it tasted. He put his tongue back out again to lick and Lila did the same thing: She farted right on his tongue as he was licking her hole. Mike tried to think of it as her kissing him, but he couldn't get over the fact that, in reality, it was her farting on his tongue. He stopped licking.

"What? Are you all done cleaning my asshole?" asked Lila, looking back at Mike. Mike looked at Lila's asshole and saw that, somehow, there were still shit stains around her pucker. He considered lying to Lila and saying he was done. Instead, Mike shook his head, indicating no. "Well, then keep going" she said, biting her bottom lip like she was trying to contain her laughter. Mike knew she was going to fart on his tongue again. He figured that her farts were short since she was rationing them out. He thought about the fact that his friend had specifically held in her fart just so she could release it, multiple times, on his tongue. It hurt to think about, so instead of dwelling on it, he just gave Lila what she wanted.

He leaned forward and began licking her ass. When his tongue had reached her hole, he held it there for her. As predicted, he felt her anus flex, and knew that Lila was indeed trying to let out the third of her farts on his tongue. Mike asked himself, "Does she even respect me?" as he felt Lila's shitter flex several more times, with nothing coming out. He thought that maybe he should take that as an opportunity to move his tongue away from the danger zone, namely, Lila's fart cannon. But then Lila wouldn't be getting what she wanted and that seemed like enough of a reason for Mike to not move his tongue.

Lila knew that Mike was purposely positioning his tongue on her shithole for her. The fact that he was voluntarily letting himself be used and degraded was driving Lila wild, who had two fingers on her clit the entire time. Finally, she was ready to release her gas. She considered holding it in, just so she could see how long Mike was willing to keep his tongue on her asshole. But, she felt bad for Mike, who was on his knees patiently waiting for her to fart on his tongue. She figured she would give Mike what he wanted and pushed out her fart hard. It came out with force, longer than the other ones, but short nonetheless, and with an extra wetness at the end that Mike tasted viscerally on his tongue. After all her training, Lila felt Mike wince, but, ultimately, he found the inner strength to hold still. "Good boy, Mikey," said Lila laughing, aware of Mike's sacrifice, "I love it when you let me kiss you like that." She was being so mean to Mike and it was turning her on so much.

Lila decided that she was ready to cum. "Alright Mike, I'm ready to have an orgasm" Lila said. Mike felt himself shiver at that statement. He was going to make Lila cum? Mike's imagination started running wild, thinking of all the possible ways he might help her achieve that orgasm. Some part of him hoped that Lila was about to fuck him. But for each delusion, the rational part of his brain kept him in check. He reminded himself that Lila said he was only going to get to kiss her ass, and that he should therefore probably prepare himself to tongue her ass to orgasm. He wondered what any of this had to do with him getting his first kiss.

"Put your head on my bed, face up," Lila instructed, "but stay on the floor," she added, in case Mike was thinking that he was going to get to go back up on her bed. Mike complied, unsure why she wanted him in that position. He felt awkward, his neck was tilted at an uncomfortable angle, and he didn't know quite how he should arch his back to comfortably hold the position. Lila approached him, facing him and looked down at him from above, with one leg on either side of his body and her fingers still on her clit. "Holy shit", thought Mike, "She wants me to eat her pussy!" As if Lila heard his thoughts, she turned her body around, swapping the position of her legs, so that Mike was once again face to face with her intimidating ass. This broke Mike's heart just a little.

Lila sat down hard on Mike's face, taking no care to ensure she didn't hurt his nose. Rather, she plopped down, catching him completely off guard her ass painfully smacking his face. She wiggled her bum on him, until her asshole made contact with Mike's nose. Lila then started slowly grinding back, pushing against the tip of Mike's nose. This had the effect of lifting his nostrils up, and positioning them as close to her asshole as possible. She then leaned forward, just enough for Mike to breath through his nose, but not so much that he could breathe through his mouth. Lila started touching herself more vigorously.

Mike was assaulted with the now familiar smell of Lila's pucker and was confused. She was going to touch herself to orgasm and all she wanted from him was to sniff her ass? Just then, Lila let out a warm, loud, vibrating fart right up his nostrils. Mike tried to cough, but Lila's weight prevented him from opening his mouth, so the cough had no where to go. This resulted in a quick body spasm, where Mike inhaled harder than he would have liked to. He got hit once again with the scent of Lila's ass gas, which was indescribably bad smelling. Mike didn't know how to breathe anymore, and he started to panic. He desperately groped around for Lila's butt and tried pushing her off. Lila responded by grabbing both his hands and slamming her ass down on his face three times, each time bouncing up a little and letting the full power of gravity guide her back down to Mike's face. Lila was pissed that she had to take her fingers off her clit. She made sure to completely block Mike's breath and ground down with all her weight.

"Just take what I have to give you, shit slave," Lila began angrily, as Mike continued trashing under her, unable to breathe. "I want to cum right now, and I don't want to deal with you deciding you've finally grown a pair of balls in the middle of my orgasm. You're the only one responsible for your current position. So just accept your life choices and let me cum without fighting back like a bitch." Due to the combination of Lila's words and his quickly fleeting breath, Mike stopped moving. Lila lifted her left ass cheek up just a little and spread it with her right hand. Her right butt cheek was still firmly grounded on Mike's face, his mouth was still blocked, and his nose was still right against her asshole. He didn't want to breathe in with his nose again, so he waited a bit longer, hoping she would move off his mouth. Finally, he couldn't hold out any longer and took a big breath through his nose. He still could not believe how bad this fart smelt.

"Nose-fuck my asshole, slave." Said Lila, still in the exact same position. She brought her left hand back to her clit. Mike had no idea what "nose-fucking her asshole" meant, but he knew he better figure it out quickly. Lila was so mad at him, and he felt genuinely scared. Not wanting to piss Lila off some more, Mike started ramming his nose into her ass in an awkward motion, which involved him rotating and lifting his head straight into Lila's ass (as much as possible under her crushing weight). Lila kept touching herself.

"That's right bitch, use your nose like you wish you could use your dick" said Lila above him, "This is the closest thing to sex you'll ever have with me, so enjoy it slut." Lila was dripping all over Mike's face. Mike was so relieved that whatever he was doing was working fine, he was almost happy to hear Lila degrading him. But Lila was getting frustrated that Mike's nose could only go so deep into her ass. It just wasn't made for fitting in her butt, she figured. At best, she was getting part of the tip of his nose inside her anus. Just enough that he would have her shit stuck in his nostrils for the next 3 weeks, she hoped.

It wasn't good enough for Lila, so she tried playing a more active role in the "nose-fucking". She began slamming her ass back down on Mike, trying her best to get his nose in deeper. Mike's face was taking a complete beating from Lila's ass, and he moaned in pain several times. She was simply too caught up in her goal of getting Mike's nose up her ass to register any of his pain noises. Whenever she did notice, it only had the effect of turning her on even more, which made her slam her ass just a bit harder down on Mike's face.

Finally, she just got sick of using his nose. "Hey, fuck rag," said Lila lifting her ass above his face, "move your head back and stick out your tongue." Mike was completely dazed and just lay there motionless. Lila slapped him hard on the face, "Hurry up, bitch! I'm so close to cumming. Don't fuck this up." Afraid of getting hit again, Mike complied. He moved his head back and stuck his tongue out. Lila positioned her shithole on his tongue and began bouncing her ass on his face. She found a nice steady rhythm, between touching herself and feeling his tongue slip in and out of her ass. She loved the fact that Mike was beyond the point of resisting, but clearly in hell. She saw his erection was completely gone and knew that no part of his compliance had to do with him having a good time. She had so completely broken him. The combination of her thoughts and the sensations were building Lila up to a powerful orgasm. She just needed the little bitch under her to stay still as she fucked his tongue with her ass.

It finally dawned on Mike, with Lila's ass bouncing on his face, that this whole night had nothing to do with him or making his first kiss special. He understood all Lila wanted, was to completely degrade him with her shitty anus so that she could get off. As her ass mashed painfully against his face, he realized that the entire façade of simulating a real kiss with her asshole had been about her using him, humiliating him, and getting him to suffer through awful, disgusting degradation. He felt like an idiot and just wanted this all to end. He wanted Lila to have her orgasm, because he thought that would be the quickest way for him to go home.

Lila was in no rush though. She was determined as ever to make Mike painfully aware, that even as a sex toy, he was only worthy of tonguing her ass. She thought about how he would remember this day whenever anybody ever asked him about his first kiss. That thought alone was causing her to leak all over Mike's chin. "How does my fart taste, shit whore?" Lila continued bouncing on his face, "How are you going to look at yourself in the mirror, after everything you did today?" Lila asked, furiously masturbating, "Every time we see each other from now on, we will always know that you were my complete ass bitch for a night. The next time you fall in love, take a girl out on a date and, god forbid, even get a real kiss out of it, you'll know that you are kissing her with your shit kissing, fart swallowing lips. Every French kiss, you'll remember the time you French kissed the shit off my ass." Lila thought about the power she had over him. She was so close to cumming.

Lila let out another nasty fart on Mike's tongue, and he didn't even react. This drove Lila over the edge. She ground down on his tongue, which was jammed deep into her ass. Mike barely managed to breathe out his nose. Her orgasm was incredibly powerful and her body tensed up, as she came in bliss. Lila wanted this moment to last forever.

Luckily for Mike, it didn't last forever, and eventually, she lifted off his face. "Open" Lila commanded. Mike opend his mouth and Lila positioned her cunt right over it. "This is what you were hoping for, right?" asked Lila, tapping her pussy. She then started pissing right into his open mouth. "Don't spill anything" she said. Mike swallowed quickly, as tears started streaming down his cheeks. But Lila wasn't slowing down the rate of her piss, or lessening the force with which it came out. Naturally, Lila's piss started overflowing, and Mike started choking on her piss. She notice some droplets hit her bed. Only then did she stop pissing. She then positioned her pussy over his right eye and let out a short burst of pee on it "I said, don't spill any of it," She said to Mike, who could barely hear her over the burning sensation in his eye. She then pointed her pussy to his left eye, and peed on it a bit as well, "Are you too fucking useless to swallow piss?". Lila then went back to pissing in his mouth, and Mike went back to swallowing, his tears mixed in with Lila's pee.

Eventually, she finished, and without saying another word she got off his face, as Mike sobbed quietly. She grabbed two towels from her closet and left the room, to take a shower. Mike didn't want to stick around long enough for her to come out. After regaining his composure, he left Lila's house. Lila gave herself two more orgasms, in the shower that night, thinking about their encounter the whole time.

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EPILOGUE:

Lila and Mike completely stopped talking to each other for two months after that. Eventually, Lila contacted Mike, and told her she wanted to talk about what happened that night. She apologized to Mike for her behaviour, stating she got completely carried away by how turned on she was and, that she didn't know how big of a sadist she was until that night. Mike still loved her. He wanted to forgive her, but it wasn't easy for him. Their friendship slowly rekindled, but Mike was cautious in trusting her again.

After that talk, Mike regained a lot of the confidence that Lila took away from him that night. He started actively putting himself on the dating market, trying to find a girl to have a healthy relationship with. He managed to land a few dates, which resulted in some casual sex, but nothing meaningful. No matter how hard he tried he still loved Lila.

Lila vowed to never let her sadistic urges express themselves again. She had several boyfriend's come and go, each lasting less than six months. Sometimes, she ended the relationship, and sometimes, they ended it. Lila had trouble finding the sex satisfying. She completely refused to ever do anything submissive. Since she didn't want to be a sadist, she never ended up doming either. Instead, she settled with vanilla sex, thinking it was her only viable option even though she found it very boring.

After a couple more years of dating women, Mike finally confessed his love for Lila. Lila told Mike that she valued him as a friend but thought that they could never be together after what she did to him. Mike tried arguing that they could be in a loving relationship and have normal sex. Lila, too afraid of reviving her sadistic desires, refused to budge and insisted that they were not meant to be together.

"I can't trust myself not to be mean and abusive towards you," said Lila.

"I'd let you do it again, you know," Mike said, "if that was the only way that I got to be with you."

"You're only saying that because you love me and forgot how much you hated that night."

Mike grabbed Lila by the hips, spun her so that she was facing away from him, got down on his knees and started kissing her ass. Lila blushed and let Mike kiss her butt. After a moment, she pulled her ass away from Mike, and abruptly left with only a quick goodbye.

Lila was tormented. She realized that the last time she had a really satisfying orgasm was with Mike. She couldn't stop thinking about the fact that he said he'd "let her do it again". This might be her only opportunity to live out her true sexual desires and Mike was, in some sense, the perfect partner for this dynamic. So after a couple of days, she reached out to Mike again, and arranged another time to meet up. She was going to tell him all about the inner conflict she'd been having with her sadistic tendencies.