The Grand Circuit

Fillies, ponies, and amateurs compete across the states in thousands of races across the states every year. In other lands there are tours, sprints and prixes offering erotic and exotic entertainment. All of them are willing of course with the vast current surplus of females in the world to choose from due to the genetic plagues of the later 22nd century. At any given second somewhere in the world there is a filly or pony warming up, practicing, running, jumping or panting from sheer exhaustion.

In the states, there are many races to choose from. Some are international in scope but many are locally derived. There are countless smaller races of public and private interest. Below are listed the major races that are heterosexual unless otherwise noted.

Presidential Invitational (Arlington, Virginia)

25 lap individual race with no hurdles or lower yoke held on President Day Weekend. Congressional members or families are preferred.

Virgin Sprint (Sarasota, Florida)

Contestants are sealed, certified, belted, and inspected before and after the race. It is held on Good Friday and consists of 8 laps of carriage and individual competitions with no yoke or hurdles. Amateurs are welcome with or without formal training.

Novice Tour (Sumter, South Carolina)

This is open only to farm graduates of the previous year who are amateurs on Easter Sunday. All are with lower yokes and are individual and carriages at 1, 5, 10, and 20 laps. 1 and 5 laps are also done with hurdles. Team carriages races are also done for 5, 10, and 20 laps.

Spring Coed Party (Daytona Beach, Florida)

College coeds only with farm training. Special virgin individual races with no lower yokes of 1, 5, and 10 laps and no hurdles. Beach barefoot runs of 50 and 100 meters are done for the virgins. Professional 1, 5, 10, and 25 laps with and without lower yokes are offered on individual races; hurdles are also available on 1, 5, and 10 lap dashes. Beach sprints of 50, 100, and 500 meters are held on individuals with and without lower yokes.

Grand Gary 500 (Gary, Indiana)

This is held on Memorial Day and is a long trek of 500 laps for the fillies. Lesbian, heterosexuals and mixed groups are allowed to compete in three separate individual events. There is a separate relay race also of 500 laps that is mixed.

Bridal Invitational (San Jose, California)

This is held on the fourth Sunday of June and is of 1, 5, 10, 20, 25 individual laps with no hurdles but with no yokes. There is a separate virgin race. Brides only in full attire are allowed to compete.

Lawyer Independence Day (Germantown, Pennsylvania)

Only lawyers participate all in lower yoke in a grueling 25 laps with hurdles on the July 4th weekend.

Slut International Marathon (Springfield Massachusetts)

This is held on Labor Day and is a traditional 26 mile race around the town with no hurdles. Participants are either yoked or not yoked.

Unorthodox Hike (Babylon, New York)

Jewish only fillies are allowed to participate and it is held on Yom Kippur and is 50 laps long. This a carriage race only in teams.

New York Trek (Albany, New York)

This is held on Thanksgiving Weekend and has steep hills around the center of the town for 2 miles. Each day has a separate event: Individual with no hurdles or yokes, carriage individual with lower yoke, carriage teams with lower yokes, and a lesbian spectacular on Sunday of individuals with lower yokes.

Xmas X Country (Mesa, Arizona)

This is held on the weekend before Christmas and consists of 20 laps in a team carriage event.

Nick's North Country Festival (Duluth, Minnesota)

This is held indoors on Xmas weekend. It is a ten lap individual event with hurdles, yoke and no yoke.

Amateur Promenade (El Paso, Texas)

Amateurs only and brand new to the trade and must be non-virgin. It is held on New Year's Night. Lower yoked fillies in individual race of 1, 5, 15, 20, and 25 laps. The 5 and 20 laps are hurdles.

Rookie Walk (Joplin, Missouri)

This occurs on New Year's Day with 1, 5, and 25 lap carriage races. Only open to up to one years' experience in the yoke. Professionals must have been registered by their owners and be fee paid. All professionals must have been farm trained and certified. Fillies must have a number and the tattoo or brand of their farm marked on their bottom. Prizes are offered for the race winners.

Amateurs can compete as long as their entry fee is paid for; they are not allowed to win any prize money. Involuntary entrants are allowed to compete as amateurs and are sold thereafter to cover entry fees. When in a lower yoke race, virgin amateurs may wear a non-intrusive crotch panty shield.

Friday nights are often amateur races in local towns and cities. On farms they are considered training exercises and are held on a weekly basis. There can be a farm school diploma race when the youngster is ready to be sold and race on a more professional basis.

A number of sensational lesbian races are held, the most famous is in San Francisco in September which features both former heterosexual girls and natural lesbians in grueling individual hurdle races of 2, 4, 8, 25, and 100 laps.

The same girls can often be found dragging carriages with their former owners in Anaheim in October. Men find breaking a lesbian to the yoke irresistible. Having two former lovers in one bed after a 25 lap haul is terribly exciting as the girls are now acquiescent, passive and passionate.

There are numerous international races. The most outstanding are as follows:

Tour De France

The Tour de France is a three-week Grand Tour individual race that will take place principally in France in July. Professional only with different prizes for lesbian and heterosexuals.

German Master Race

This is a race from Berlin to Munich prized for its ability to separate the weak from the strong.

Asian Mass Exodus

This is primarily Asian fillies going in Beijing. It is famed for the thousands who all start chasing each other simultaneously. Nevertheless many a blonde white woman will find herself in the masses trying to find her way home to someone's bed.

Saharan March

This is a desert trek from Gao to Timbuctoo of individuals.

English Lasses International

Typically fine English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish fillies trot with carriages from Bristol to Liverpool rain or shine. Occasionally French and other Europeans compete.