- Erotic Poetry
- Herman Munster!
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Click hereHave you ever wondered how Herman Munster,
Has the pretty "Morticia" for his wife?
It's because Herman has an eight inch tongue,
And he can play her pussy like a "fife!"
When the lovely Morticia spreads her legs wide,
Herman nuzzles her pussy with a grin.
Then after licking it all over good,
Herman pushes his eight inches right in!
Herman licks inside her pussy all the way,
Lapping and slurping Morticia's "honey."
He licks her pussy til she cums, and cums,
And explains "This proves I ain't no "Dummy!!"
- COMMENTS
I fondly remember the Munsters--at least, the reruns.
But Herman was married to Lily. Morticia was on the Addams Family.