- Erotic Poetry
- Ho Ho Ho
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Click hereyour jealous streak
runs deeper than the bill of a shopaholic freak
your envied eye
never stops doubting my commitment you think is a lie
each time i heard you say
who did you flirt with today
the moment finally came
when the answers to the accusations could no longer be the same
i fucked santa claus baby
cause he knew how to treat me like a lady
on his merry sleigh
i rode his 9 inch pole all the way
to his workshop we went
where his elves licked me all over
the orgasms were a wonderful present
on the way home
he gave me a candy cane
i humped st nick
until i turned his balls lame
he patted me on the head
and told me to be a good girl
as i slipped into bed
so now you have to believe me when i say
there is no other man
for me but you
happy holidays and
jingle all the way