- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Land Of The Free, with subtitle!
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Click hereSub-titled, Blooming Idiots!
Have you ever watched a bunch of "Blooming Idiots,"
Act like Asses on a TV talk show?
They'll scream and holler like something gone plumb crazy,
It's so obvious their minds are real slow.
But it's kind of hard to blame them for acting so stupid,
They're just doing what the flashing signs say.
If the signs told them to scratch their balls and show their ass,
The whole damned audience would just obey!
These are "Idiots" that don't have a mind of their own,
They're just like "Lemmings" heading for the sea.
They all scream and shout and holler like something stupid,
But that's their right in this "Land Of The Free!!"
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