- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Pull It Out Fast!
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Click hereShoving it in,
Pulling it out.
Feeling the friction
Wanting to shout!
Pressing in hard,
Pulling out fast!
Sucking my breath in,
With a loud gasp!
Working it hard,
Working it slow.
Trying to make it,
Spurt out and go!
Pushing it through,
Pulling it back.
Using my driver,
Getting the knack!
I got it clean,
With a small screw.
This carberator,
Now I am through!!
- COMMENTS
"I kind of like Uncle Pervey. He doesn't try to be some deep, suffering/jazzy/political/whatever poetry artist. He writes humorous smut in poetry form, for the sheer fun of it. But he is actually best when he puts those rhyming bones in use doing something other than smut. Pull It Out Fast! and Kilroy Was Here! made me grin. And I think that was the idea."