Stan and Missy

There once was a man named Stan. Stan Capeesh.
Stand with short for Understand, capeesh?

His girl was Missy. He kept her on a leash.
Missy was short for Submissive. Capeesh?

So as Mr. and Mrs. Capeesh they understood submissiveness and how it feasts – upon the interworkings of the brain.

They would fuck and fuck - door to door,
Until her holes and his dick were sore.

Its been a very hairy Italian-American love since school.
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