Veggie Dildos

We went shopping for sexual friends.
A big banana, a cucumber, or a root.
Some wonderful big vegetable appendage, 
Or a fabulous long slender fruit,
That would fill her with something hefty,
And solid, and beefy, and round.
Something that would send her to heaven
Where her smiles would surely abound. 
We found her quite a collection
Of things that were wonderfully thick.
All things that she could pretend
Were a large and organic big dick.
We bought a Japanese cucumber
That was very close to being a foot.
We had the most perfect place 
Where that vegetable should surely be put.
She isn’t much of a gardener
Using fruit is where her interest ends
But she has fond memories of fruit
And all of her vegetable friends.
When I suggested that we go shopping
And look for some useable fruit
I thought it might lead her to pleasure
And some delighted smiles to boot.
And I could tell she liked the idea,
By the dreamy look of her smile,
And I knew it would hold her attention
And I knew that it was exactly her style.  
She fell in love on that afternoon
With a vegetable we’d purchased that day.
She rode it for over an hour
And I know she loved coming that way.
Her vegetable friends were all put to good use
And she enjoyed each one really well
They all had a very special talent 
And they all had a story to tell.
I know there just might be some talk
It may just actually be said
Now that she’s gotten to know them
She may want to take all of her veggie dildos to bed.