A Ditzy Handful Ch. 01

Author's Note:

This is a two perspective story, it will switch between the two main characters. First is Alex, our lovably ditz. She stands about 5'3" tall with long caramel brown hair lightly streaked with blonde. She is of mixed ancestry, giving her a beautiful tan complexion, big brown eyes, and sexy but fairly realistic curves.

Ryan is her hunk of a neighbor. He is a recently returned veteran. Naturally he is much taller and bigger than her; with broad shoulders, a slim waist, and well-toned definition on his arms and abs. He has a short well trimmed beard, and a little bit of hair on his chest. His skin is marked with a few scars and tattoos.

Personality-wise, I tried to make the different sections read like different people were narrating it. Alex is of course not very bright and rather naïve to sexuality; she can sometimes be an unreliable narrator due to not fully understanding what's really going on. While I initially wanted Ryan to be the Alpha male or Dom taking advantage of the dumb bimbo, I didn't want him to give off too many creepy vibes, and did my best to humanize him so as to keep a nice balance of realism and even comedy to the story.

*****

Alex was enjoying the nice sunny day in her garden. She loved all of her pretty flowers, and made sure to replace them whenever she accidentally broke on. She thought back to when her nice neighbor, Ryan, came over one day and showed her how to pour water them the right way to make sure they didn't break. Alex was so delighted and overwhelmed with happiness that she couldn't help herself but give her new handsome friend a nice big friendly hug; it was a little difficult to get her arms all the way around him for a good squeeze because Ryan is such a big strong army guy - and Alex's own rather voluptuous boobs also kind of get in the way whenever she tries to hug people as well. Luckily, Ryan didn't seem to mind and happily wrapped his big powerful arms around her, too. His hands accidently slid down to Alex's butt, which is kind of understandable since Alex has kind of a big curvy booty, and when he pulled her in closer for an even tighter hug that kind of squished Alex's big soft boobs against his chest, but she was thinking more about her flowers and not paying too much attention to worry about any of that.

Since that day, Ryan became Alex's best friend; he would always come over and spend time with her. He made sure to give her lots of big hugs and hold on like he didn't want to let go. He even told her that she was free to come over and enjoy his pool anytime she wanted!

Ryan was also really smart, and helped Alex out with stuff that was too hard for her. He would sit her in his lap and explain stuff to her nice and slow so she understood everything, and whenever she finally figured it out he would always lean in close and tell her "Good girl." Alex loved being told she was a good girl! Alex looked around at her colorful flowerbed and wondered if Ryan would be proud of her.

***

Ryan sat on his back deck, flipping through an old Punisher comic book. His mind drifted to the messages in his voicemail from his few family members actually looking to reconnect now that he was back from overseas, but then again he wasn't really looking forward to any congratulations on his shiny new 'Enemy Marksmanship Badge', as he cynically thought of the damn thing.

He scratched at his short beard, thinking that he should trim it up again before it got too untidy. Ryan thought it was kind of funny that he wasn't as well kept here in civilization as he was out in a war-torn desert; but as he pondered that he realized it was less funny that he was pretty much up shit creek without a paddle thanks to losing the structure he had grown accustomed to. He wasn't going to have to worry about any screaming CO's around here.

Ryan shook his head, trying to pull himself out of his own mind and memories. As he tossed the book back down on the table, he looked out across his yard, only for his eyes to quickly lock on target. His neighbor Alex was walking through her flower garden, her long tan legs exposed by a thin little skirt that barely came down past her ass. She was wearing a tight white shirt that clung to her breasts as they gently bounced with each one of her steps.

"Fuuuuuck..." Ryan softly exhaled. The warm sunny day was shining down on Alex, making her practically glow. He had figured she was part Brazilian or something, and Ryan imagined that if she had lived just a few centuries before she would have been worshipped as some sort of slutty Incan sun goddess by dumbfounded onlookers just like him.

On top of being drop dead gorgeous, Alex made for a nice distraction. She wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, and so was always breaking shit or fucking something up, constantly needed help. With the way she kept him busy, she was the closest thing Ryan had to a mission or a CO or what the fuck ever now. With a sly smile, Ryan imagined the various ways she would react to the sensation of his beard tickling her inner thighs. Thinking back to his CO's screaming over his beard, Ryan figured Alex was probably a screamer, too.

****

Alex finished up lightly drizzling a little bit of water over her roses. "Drink up little flowers!" she softly murmured to them, bending down low to make sure they could hear, her ass up in the air.

"Looking great," came a voice right behind her. Surprised, Alex gasped in surprised and dropped her empty plastic water jug. She turned around to see Ryan standing there in an olive green T-shirt and black basketball shorts. Ryan smiled and reached down to pick it back up for her. "Sorry if I scared you, haha. I just want to make sure you still had these nice round jugs". He spun the water jug around his finger like a gunslinger in the wild west would twirl a revolver.

Alex gently placed her palm on Ryan's firm muscular chest as she tried to regain her composure. He was taller than her, so she had to tilt her head to look up into his eyes. The sunlight must have been glaring, because his eyes didn't meet hers, he was glancing down a little bit lower. "Yeah, you did! My heart is pounding!"

"Well, let's just hope you can survive a bit of pounding..." Ryan gave her one of his mischievous grins, but the innuendo went right over his ditzy neighbor's empty head.

"But yeah, the garden is really looking good now. I did everything you told me about how to take care of them. Thank you so much!" Alex said, pulling Ryan in for another of her familiar hugs, wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing her curvy little body against his. As her lower tummy was sliding against his groin and pelvis, a low groan rumbled in the back of Ryan's throat, and his hands took their time sliding down Alex's hips and lower back, finally resting on the curve of her booty.

"Mm. Good girl." Ryan's voice was low, husky. Alex felt warm and fuzzy now, glowing with his approval, but worried she was hugging him too tight. When she relaxed her arms, his grip remained firm, so she didn't pull away. "Since you did such a good job, why don't you come relax by my pool?"

"Oh, you wanna go swimming? Or tanning?" Alex asked, exited. She loved both, and before Ryan moved in she used to only do it at the beach. She did wish Ryan had a volleyball court like the beach had, but that was obviously asking a little too much. Did Ryan even know how to play volleyball? She gently rubbed his muscles, he seemed athletic enough.

"Let's just chill out and work on our tans..." Ryan said, his fingertips lightly tracing little circles on the back of Alex's smooth bronze thigh. "Now run upstairs and put on your bikini."

****

When Ryan had first gone out and bought the skimpy little string bikini for Alex, and presented it to her in July as an "early Christmas present", he was a little worried she would get pissed, and was prepared to laugh it off as a joke gift, but she acted like he crafted the fucking thing with his bare hands and would treasure it for the rest of her life.

Now, Ryan couldn't help but treasure it too, as his eyes constantly raked up and down Alex's smoking hot body. He had seen her in it a couple times before, but it was like he couldn't get enough of seeing her in it.

First of all, it may be a size too small, and the little triangles of the top was barely containing her big jugs.

"I brought out some tanning oil for you, Lex." Ryan said carefully, the wheels turning in his mind. He had groped Alex just minutes before, grabbing her ass in her garden, but little "accidental" bumps and grabs here and there just weren't going to cut it anymore.

A mischievous smile played across his face as he tugged his shirt off. "Go ahead and lay on your stomach, sweetie, I'll do your back for you."

*****

Alex laid out on the big beach towel Ryan had set down. She forgot to bring any sunscreen, though, but luckily Ryan had some tanning oil nearby just in case she came over. And now he was going to go through the trouble of rubbing her down. He really was the nicest guy ever!

As he knelt beside her, she felt his big strong hands slowly massaging the back of her upper thighs, his fingers pressing into her warm skin, sliding down between her legs. He slowly slid his palms up, rubbing her butt, grabbing a handful of her booty cheeks.

"Time for your lower back." Ryan whispered as he climbed over on top of her, straddling her hips and butt. Alex figured he probably needed extra leverage to apply more strength.

As she felt Ryan's palms sliding delightfully across her upper back and shoulders, the string tie to her bikini top kept getting in the way of his magical hands. A frustrated Ryan finally grabbed them and tugged the knot, pulling the strings loose and free, enjoying free reign of Alex's smooth skin. "I prefer bare back anyways..." He softly told her, his hands exploring more, along her sides, his fingertips gently nudging and tracing along the sides of her big breasts.

"Ryan, you've got like a flashlight or something in your pocket, its like right up against me..." Alex murmured dreamily, feeling happy and safe under Ryan's touch.

*****

Ryan rubbed his face with the back of his hand, as his cock remained stiff as a board and pressed right up against Alex's sexy ass. He sometimes questioned if Alex really was as dumb as she appeared; after all, how could she survive on her own if she was this borderline retarded? Maybe it was all an act. He heard some of the other guys in his unit talking about girls they've been with who liked that 50 Shades of Grey bondage shit or even more out-there stuff like "consensual non-consensual", girls who liked the feeling of being forced, humiliated, or taken advantage of.

Ryan didn't have a firm understanding of what the hell that actually entailed, but he guessed it probably didn't make for an easy romantic life; you can't really bring something like that up on a first date. Maybe that's where the bimbo act kicked in - play dumb and helpless, and hope somebody will bite.

Ryan looked at Alex, his eyes moving up and down her naked back. He wondered if he was right. He wondered if she had been going through her adult life this whole time waiting for some stranger to just grab her and fuck her. He wondered if she was lonely like he was.

He cleared his throat as he eased up off of her. "Time for you to flip over," he said, punctuating it with a light slap on her ass. She obediently rolled over on her back underneath him, and Ryan almost wept as the sight of her beautiful naked body.

"You don't mind seeing me topless, do you?" She asked him nervously, and Ryan realized he had been staring even more intensely than usual.

"Of course not, I just can't believe how pretty and perfect you are." He said, smiling at seeing her cheeks flush a little bit. "And I got my shirt off too."

"Yeah, its true, you do." She said, visibly more relaxed. She closed her eyes and leaned back down on towel as Ryan resumed his massage. Ryan could feel his rock hard dick basically perfectly outlined in his shorts, and wondered if Alex had noticed that too.

Ryan readjusted his position as Alex gently brushed her hand across his stomach. Unable to resist the temptation of finally getting his hands on those amazing tits, Ryan began paying them special attention with his massage. Slowly and gently, taking his time, never wanting this moment end. Listening intently to Alex's breathing, Ryan enjoyed her subtle sighs, gasps, and little moans as he began working on her delightfully sensitive nipples - rubbing his thumb around the areola, then across, gently tugging and pulling to get her nipples hard. He held her heavy breasts in his hands, and gently gave her a light squeeze. With two handfuls of his favorite tits in the world, Ryan was enjoying himself immensely, and so was Alex.

After lightly pinching both nipples, Ryan trailed his fingers down Alex's stomach, his finger playfully circling her belly button, and finally holding the strings to her bikini bottoms. Gently tugging the strings loose, Ryan leaned down and started lightly brushing Alex's breasts with his lips, trailing kisses across them, flicking his tongue against her nipples as he slowly began moving his fingertip up and down the slit of Alex's pussy lips through the thin fabric.

******

"Oh wow, Ryan..." Alex practically purred out, her fingernails lightly tracing down his arm. "I never had a rub down like this..." She was feeling sensations she had never felt before in her life, and wondered if it was too late for Ryan to switch careers.

"This is a special massage only good girls like you get." He

said with a wink. "In fact, its a full body massage. So I'm going to have to take these off." She felt Ryan tugging at her bikini string again, pulling it loose.

"I'm so glad I met you, Ryan" she said sweetly. "When I try to be friends with other guys, they always turn out to be jerks. They just want to take my clothes off and do dirty things to me!" Ryan paused mid-motion. "...That's terrible," he said finally, but sounded unsure for some reason. Ryan was really quiet for a moment, and almost looked kind of guilty even though Alex knew he didn't have anything to be guilty about. He went back to rubbing down her thighs and calves.

"Alex, when you were a kid, did you ever have any medical problems?" He finally asked. "Did you ever, like, almost drown? Or hit your head?" He said after another pause, almost like he was searching his words carefully.

"um...No, I don't think so... Is everything okay?"

"Everything's fine. I finished your massage."

"Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry!" Alex asked frantic, feeling something bad had happened but not sure what.

"No, of course not." Ryan placed his hand on her hip, and leaned over to kiss her on the cheek. "You can still hang out here with me and swim if you want to," Ryan stood up "I do have to call my family back, I forgot to do that earlier. We don't want them to be worried about me."

"Okay. But promise you'll come back and finish!" She called after him sternly.

*****

Ryan walked up the stairs onto his deck an took a much needed breath to compose himself. He looked back over at Alex, still naked, still pouting. So did she want to do "dirty stuff", then? Or was she just fucking with him? If she was really that dumb, is she even able to consent?

Ryan kind of wanted a beer, but that probably wouldn't help matters. Finally, admitting defeat he called back over to her, "Okay. I promise."