Designated Driver Gets Lucky #01

No doubt, if she was arrested, the police would sexually assault her after cuffing her wrists behind her back. No doubt, they'd be tempted to feel and fondle her big tits through her clothes. No doubt, they'd lift up her skirt to expose her panties on pretense that they were searching her for a weapon. I wondered how many times she had to fight off aggressive men who wouldn't take no for an answer.

"Thank you for being my designated driver, Mike. I hope I didn't ruin your plans for a fun Saturday night," she said giving me a sexy smile with a kiss on the cheek. "When I was your age, I was always out on a date. How old are you now, twenty? Twenty-one?"

I smiled.

"Nineteen. I'm only nineteen but I'll be twenty this summer when I start my sophomore year in college," I said.

She looked at me stunned that I was only nineteen-years-old. Obviously, she thought I was older. Clearly, with me never carded and able to buy a beer at the bar, I looked older.

"When I was nineteen-years-old, I'd never be attending a boring family function. When I was nineteen-years-old, I'd never be driving a tipsy uncle home in the way that you are kind enough to be driving your old aunt home," she said with a sad smile.

I laughed.

"Old? You're hardly old auntie. You're three-years younger than my mother, your big sister, and she's only 44-years-old," I said paying my aunt a compliment.

She nodded her head.

"Yeah, well, hard for me to turn thirty-years-old, I didn't feel old until I turned forty-years-old. I didn't feel old until I gained five, extra pounds that I can't lose. I didn't feel old until my tits and my ass started to sag," she said looking down at her huge breasts and slapping her ass with her hand.

Then, in the way that my mother did with her naked breasts, my aunt did the same thing with her blouse and bra clad breasts. She cupped her massive tits in her hands and lifted them to where they once were or to where she thought they should be now. Not allowing the opportunity to miss ogling my aunt's tits, I took the opportunity as her invitation to stare at her big bra and blouse clad breasts.

'She has such big tits,' I thought. 'I'd love to touch them, feel them, fondle them, and grope them. I'd love to see her naked breasts and suck her big tits while she stroked my prick.'

My aunt had big tits, the biggest breasts in the family, and all of the women in my family had big tits. If I'm anything, I'm a breast man. I love women with big tits. Then, when I thought of my mother's big, sagging, naked breasts, I cringed. No doubt, that would be my aunt one day.

Katy Perry and Jenny McCarthy are my favorite divas. Interestingly enough, Katy Perry, at 35-years-old, is six-years younger than my aunt and Jenny McCarthy, at 47-years-old, is six-years-older than my aunt. Clearly, I definitely like older women. Moreover, they both have D cup breasts and with my Aunt Amanda having double D cup breasts, my aunt's tits are even bigger than their big tits.

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Something that surprised me and that I never imagined her doing, as my mother wasn't very affectionate, when my aunt stood on her toes to kiss me on my cheek, the smell of her perfume was intoxicating. Tempted to wrap my arm around her waist and quickly turn my head so that she'd kiss me on my lips, I didn't dare. What would she think of me if I dared to kiss my aunt on her lips? What would she think of me if I cupped her shapely ass and/or felt her big breasts while she kissed me?

Yet, even though it was just a kiss on the cheek, I'll be masturbating over imagining my Aunt Amanda kissing me on the lips. I'll be stroking my cock while imagining her parting my lips with her tongue and French kissing me. I'll be masturbating over my aunt making out with me while imagining her allowing me to touch and feel her everywhere that a nephew should never touch and feel his aunt. I'll be masturbating over my aunt while imagining her naked and having sex with me.

In the way that my mother exposed her D cup, naked breasts to me, I'll be dreaming of my aunt exposing her naked, double D cup breasts to me. In the way that my mother stroked my cock and sucked my cock, I'll be dreaming over my aunt stroking my prick and sucking my prick. In the way that my mother allowed me to cum in her mouth and give her a cum bath, I'll be imagining my aunt allowing me to cum in her mouth and allowing me to give her a cum bath, too.

In the way that my mother allowed me to feel, fondle, and suck her big tits, I imagined my aunt allowing me to feel, fondle and suck her big tits. In the way that my mother wanted me to masturbate her, I imagined masturbating my aunt. In the way that my mother wanted me to eat her pussy, I imagined fingering my aunt's pussy while licking her cunt. In the way that I made love to and fucked my mother, I'd love to make love to and fuck my aunt.

Other than attending another boring family gathering, sadly and sexually frustratingly, I didn't have any plans. To be honest, even though my friends were out having fun partying and drinking, I was happy to be in such close contact with my aunt. Not only was she beautiful but also, she was sexy, smart, and funny. While pretending that I was on a date with her, there was no one who I'd rather be with than with my Aunt Amanda.

"I'm happy to drive you home Aunt Amanda and to make sure that you get home safe," I said returning her sexy smile with my enamored smile.

Even though she was much shorter than the girls that I usually dated, at 5'2" tall, she was much older than the women I that I usually dated, 18-years-old to 19-years-old. Yet, at 41-years-old, I was so still so very sexually attracted to her. The woman of my sexual fantasies, I've always imagined my aunt in her bra and panties, in her short, sheer, low-cut, and sexy nightgown, topless, and/or naked and having sex with my Aunt Amanda whenever masturbating myself. There's just something about her that captivates me and makes me stare at her pretty face and her sexy body.

I wished I could kiss her. I wished I could make out with her. I wished that I could feel her big tits while French kissing her. Yet, nothing more than a sexual fantasy, even though I'd love to have incestuous sex with my aunt, she'd never have forbidden sex with me.

With her red hair and blue eyes, she was so very pretty. Even with her 3" heels, she was barely 5'5" tall. Yet, she had big tits, a double D cup and she loved wearing sexy clothes that showed off her long, sexy line of cleavage. Why do so many short women have such big breasts? Seemingly, what they lack in height they gain in having in bigger tits.

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Having to pull her away from the bar and from my Uncle Bill who was feeling her shapely ass all night, she staggered out to the car with me. Obviously, not able to drive herself home, she had a little too much to drink. Moreover, someone so small had a much lower tolerance for drinking alcohol than someone taller and heavier.

Not wanting her to fall, while imagining that she was my girlfriend instead of my aunt, I held onto her as we walked. She tucked her arm in mine and rested her giant breast on my forearm. Immediately giving me an erection, I could feel the heaviness of her big tit. After seeing my mother's big, sagging, naked breasts, I couldn't help but wonder what my aunt's big tits looked like. I couldn't help but wonder what her naked tits felt like.

I opened the car door for her and helped her inside the front seat of her car. Something that I wasn't expecting to see, was glad to see, and was sexually excited to see, when she fell back in the car, her low-cut, short dress blew all the way up to her crotch. With her knees spread wide apart and with one leg in the car and her other leg outside on the pavement, she gave me an unbelievable upskirt view of her sheer, white panties.

'Oh, my God,' I thought. 'I'm seeing my aunt's panties. Her panties are so sheer that I can see her red pussy.'

Obviously unaware that she was as exposed, as if she wasn't even wearing panties, she flashed me her pussy mound, her camel toe, her pussy slit, and a patch of her red, trimmed pubic hair. Not only couldn't I believe that I was seeing my sexy aunt's panties but also, I was seeing her red, naked pussy, too. I'll be masturbating over her upskirt flash tonight, tomorrow morning, tomorrow evening, and every day for the rest of my life.

"Help me," she said while laughing. "I can't feel my leg. I can't see my leg and I can't lift my leg," she said with a sexy laugh.

When I leaned down to lift her leg by her ankle to put her foot in the car, she grabbed me around the neck and pulled me inside the car with her. As if I was about to have sex with her, with her dress nearly up to her waist and her panties totally exposed, I fell back in the car with her. As if we were about to have sex, I was on top of my aunt. I could feel my erect prick throbbing and pulsating against her body. Then, when she wrapped her arms tighter around my neck, she kissed me.

'My aunt kissed me,' I thought.

I was so tempted to hump my aunt while she kissed me. Tempted to part her lips with my tongue, I couldn't believe my aunt kissed me. My aunt kissed me. So very sexually excited, my sexual fantasy come true, I couldn't believe my Aunt Amanda kissed me.

'This is unbelievable,' I thought.

Then, not stopping there, she pulled my hand down in between her shapely legs and cupped my fingers around her panty clad pussy. As if I owned her cunt, I couldn't believe that I had my aunt's pussy in the palm of my hand. Then, she parted my lips with her tongue and French kissed me. If it wasn't enough that I was cupping my aunt's panty clad pussy in the palm of my hand, my Aunt Amanda French kissed me.

Seemingly, a first for everything tonight, not counting my mother, my aunt's panty clad pussy was the first panty clad pussy that I ever felt. Except for my horny Mom, my aunt gave me my first French kiss. Again, aside from my twisted mother, my aunt was the first women that I was ever on top of as if I was about to make love to her and/or fuck her.

"Oh, my God, Auntie," I said embarrassed and pulling away from her.

Not wanting her to see my sexual excitement, I had such a huge erection. She laughed while brushing down the front of her dress. Still, her dress was much higher than it should be. I could still see the bottom of her panties.

"You saw my panties," she said with a sexy laugh and a naughty smile. "Tell me. What did you think of my panties," she asked while raising the hem of her dress to flash me her panties again? "Knowing that you'd be driving me home, I bought them especially for you," she said with a dirty laugh. "I had planned on flashing you. I had planned on embarrassing you," she said with a sexy laugh. "I can tell by your erection that you liked what I showed you."

While I stared down at her sheer and nearly see-through, exposed panties again, I could feel my face turning a bright red. When I saw her panties and all that I could see of her red pussy again, my cock throbbed and pulsated in my pants. So very sexually excited, I thought that I was going to prematurely ejaculate in my pants.

"I'm so embarrassed, Auntie," I said reaching across the car to pull down the hem of her skirt.

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She looked at me with amusement.

"You act as if you've never seen a woman's panties before," she said with a dirty laugh while lifting her skirt higher again to flash me even more of her sexy, nearly see-through panties. "You act as if you've never been French kissed before," she said with a sexy laugh while lowering her skirt. "You act as if you've never felt up a woman before."

I felt my face turn red again.

"I haven't," I confessed.

She laughed again.

"You haven't what?"

I lowered my head and shoulders in shame and embarrassment.

"Unless I saw something on the computer, I haven't seen women's panties. I've never French kissed a woman before and I've never felt up a woman," I said.

She laughed.

"Don't tell me that you're a virgin," she said looking at me as if I was lying. "A good-looking, young man like you has never had sex?" She looked at me as if there was something wrong with me. "I lost my virginity at prom night when I was 18-years-old. With my date not wearing a condom, I was lucky that I didn't get pregnant but then, years later, I was told by my doctor that I couldn't have children," she said with sadness and with a shrug.

I shook my head.

"I'm sorry auntie," I said.

She shrugged.

"It's okay," she said showing me a brave face. "I reconciled with the idea of not having children years ago." She looked at me with curiosity. "So, what about you? Why are you still a virgin?"

Now, it was my turn to shrug.

"I came close a couple of times," I said. "I wasn't with the right woman. I didn't want to have sex for the sake of having sex. I wanted my first time to mean something. I wanted my first time to be a memory that I'd never forget," I said while staring at my aunt.

With me still prone on top of her, she laughed again.

"I suppose you've never felt a woman's breast before either," she said taking me by my wrist and putting hand squarely on her dress and bra clad breast.

I laughed.

"Well, I have now," I said while not wanting to tell her that I already had my wicked, sexual way with her sister's big tits.

She laughed, too.

"We'll have to do something about that," she said.

'We'll have to do something about that? I wondered what she meant by that. Maybe she knew someone who she thought I'd like. People were always trying to fix me up with someone. I can find my own dates,' I thought.

To be continued...