Hunter 01

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"And your friends are grown women and they can handle themselves, so."

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"And your friends look absolutely amazing in their outfits tonight, so."

Nah, I gave Julia an extra moment or two to throw something else back out there before I responded.

"Well, this place does have more of a sexual overtone to it than I expected, but that's probably on me for not really thinking things through, so, would seeing me home safely include a stop down by the river then, Nate?"

"Ah, sure, Hunter."

"Ooh, what's going on over here then, Hunter?"

"Well, Holly, Nate is here to rescue me from being gang banged in the smoking area, so."

"Well, Nate's my new favorite person then. Also, LOL, don't peek at me Hunter as I tip your server out from my fancy Bustier and all, so look that way, sweetie."

Oh, but Nate could look? And Darci could look? And help out? OMG, and the guy with the gray beard could watch too?

[Flip, flip, flip, ahem, one more bill flip]

"I mean, y'all come back any time and sit in my section then. And take this cheek kiss with you, sweetie [mwah]."

"Bye Hunter and LOL, I'll take good care of your SUV, so."

"Right Holly, but where's Molly? Shouldn't the three of us say "good bye" together? And are your back seams crooked? Again?"

Shoot, by saying that, I mean, I was leaving with, I mean, I was being rescued by Nate then, right?

"I'm here [huff, puff], I'm here, so bye, Hunter."

Oh, so that's how it works then? Get all Moulin Rouge, go to the strip club, have fun, leave me in the corner by the lap dance area, come running up all huffing and puffing and just say bye? Huh. Well, if it weren't for Nate coming to the rescue one more time, I swear, I would have something said about all that, but.

"(Hey, Hunter, it's getting a little crowded here, so.)"

"(Alright, alright, just let me say good bye to Bruno the manager first. Wait for me by the front door then.)"

I mean, I had to say something to Bruno the manager, right? I mean, I wanted in the club and he made that happen, so.

"I'm out, right on time and I barely made a fuss, Bruno, so."

"It's cool, Hunter, so it's a tie then and I'll see you around at the "Stop & Rob" convenience store sometimes then. I mean, if you want to work the coat check counter once in a while, maybe we can talk about later."

"Well, just write that one down then, Bruno."

"I mean, are you leaving with a boyfriend? And you're leaving the Moulin Rouge hotties behind, right?"

"Well, Nate's been chasing me for like ever and he always knows just what to say and the girls are grown women, so."

"LOL, the House Mom, Martha, helped them straighten out their rear seams a little while ago. They moaned, LOL. Anyways, it was nice having you here tonight, Hunter, so."

Well, House Mom Martha is more like a young housewife than anything else, so.

Oh, and somewhere along the line, I learned how to lean forward then?

"[Mwah] Just make sure that Holly and Molly get out of here with their half jackets, Bruno."

"LOL, you're worried about small jackets, I mean, got it, Hunter."

Well, the jackets were expensive, so.

"Oops, I mean, Hunter, there seems to be a mob of misfits making a fuss in the parking lot about someone cheating the crew out of Moulin Rouge night at the strip club, so if you and your boyfriend want to slip out of the side door and all?"

"Well, I mean, I wouldn't want to subject my boyfriend to any upset mob situation, so which way is the side door then, Angela Jaye?"

"Oh, walk straight towards House Mom Martha, bounce off of her crossed arms while covering your eyes to keep from getting poked by one of her eraser pokies and to the left then."

Well, they should put that in a GPS app then.

End Hunter 01