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"And It Was In Last Night Too Ms N"

 — Pushova Secures The Margin Call Of The British Umpire. by MeganOckers08/21/204.20

"Death Wish" Daniel

 — A young man beds women that he really, really shouldn't. by CAP81109/18/144.37

"Desperately Seeking Wee Wee"

 — Big-boobed Harriet sings naughty show tunes. by MeetTheHumpers08/15/143.46

"Harriet Gets Her Wee Wee Juice"

 — Busty Harriet sucks the principal and then a classmate. by MeetTheHumpers08/15/144.27

"Humper In A Hurry"

 — Big-boobed Hilda pleasures her favorite student. by MeetTheHumpers08/22/133.98

"It's Brubeck"

 — Actually, it's your new daughter in law... by mhs266412/10/124.17Editor's Pick

"OH, S..T, NOT YOU!"

 — A cute story about two greedy idiots, and the aftermath. by LT56linebacker10/22/234.17

"OH, S..T, NOT YOU!" Pt. 02

 — A happy, amusing story, about two stupid people. by LT56linebacker11/17/234.57HOT

"The Draculas on Dracula"

 — Interview with Elizabeth Báthory and Vlad the Impaler. by DeniseNoe11/16/084.23

# Me Now (Pound Me Now)

 — There's such a thing as too nice. by lookbob6609/07/193.10

'Friller'

 — Not enough room for two? Sandie has a unique solution. by SandieQUK09/06/093.54

'The Invasion'

 — Cecil takes on Kimberley in a mighty battle in the sack. by Rupert_St_Reacher08/08/173.87

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

 — A visit from St. Nick. by No Panty Girl11/26/063.90

*$$$ (Starbucks)

 — A short satire. by Krenna Smart02/13/053.60

...And Then, I Met Her Mother

 — A man falls for a supermodel, until he meets her mother. by SuperHeroRalph10/07/113.21

...But the Chair was Fine

 — An interviewer meets woman & told a tale he can't believe. by CassieQuinn10/22/244.17

00066 The LGBT Alternative Ch. 01

 — An LGBT-Catholic Utopia. by Tarbut07/12/113.44

00067 A Queer Don Carlo Ch. 01

 — Between Lesbianism and Zionism, against the Mob. by Tarbut07/18/114.50

1,001 Nights

 — A fairytale starring Queen Goldicocks. by the brothers cum10/28/034.09

115 Minutes to Midnight

 — A very short story, hopefully silly enough for a laugh. by SummerMorning01/21/043.34

12 Days of Christmas

 — A task, a jar of peanut butter and a diary. by vampanya12/17/094.44

14 Hours Pt. 01

 — After a night he can't remember, he survives the aftermath. by CaffeineFetish10/06/164.63HOT

14 Hours Pt. 02

 — A series of pictures on his phone threaten his relationship. by CaffeineFetish10/26/164.59HOT

14 Hours Pt. 03

 — Following the only lead he finds Lili who's still angry. by CaffeineFetish11/30/164.62HOT

14 Hours Pt. 04

 — Will and Kori begin a formal investigation into the mystery. by CaffeineFetish01/02/174.67HOT

14 Hours Pt. 05

 — Will finds the source of his fake ID and Lili's dark past. by CaffeineFetish01/24/174.63HOT

14 Hours Pt. 06

 — While following up on one lead they find another. by CaffeineFetish02/28/174.68HOT

14 Hours Pt. 07

 — Kori double downs against Lili. by CaffeineFetish04/05/174.70HOT

14 Hours Pt. 08

 — Returning to 'Pucker Up' to confirm the red lipstick clue. by CaffeineFetish05/05/174.74HOT

14 Hours Pt. 09

 — Life begins to normalize, but the calm will not last. by CaffeineFetish07/17/174.69HOT

14 Hours Pt. 10

 — Seeing a resolution approaching, Samantha makes her move. by CaffeineFetish09/20/174.70HOT

14 Hours Pt. 11

 — Chloe finals out her debt, and Samantha makes another bet. by CaffeineFetish11/08/174.75HOT

14 Hours Pt. 12

 — Samantha's approved list of side bitches rule backfires. by CaffeineFetish12/27/174.66HOT

14 Hours Pt. 13

 — Ten years later and Chloe ponders her complacency. by CaffeineFetish03/20/184.66HOT

14 Hours Pt. 14

 — Kori meets Alice, and realizes something about herself. by CaffeineFetish06/17/184.80HOT

1624: SIMP since Don Quixote

 — Idealizing his Lady Love on a pedestal in the 17th century. by Norway_170508/19/244.40

1776 Cuckoldry Stag (humor)

 — Hotwife's cheating often ends badly, since Franklin's Era. by Norway_170502/01/243.28

Presidential Hi-Jinks

 — A satirical look at the current Presidential race. by Everettcb11/12/112.36

2018 Christmas Letter

 — The Smithers Family Annual Update Letter. by JBEdwards12/27/184.29

365 Days Ch. 01

 — Introduction: how Roger got his money. by Dear_Dora03/21/094.18

365 Days Ch. 02

 — Dale gets his present. by Dear_Dora03/22/094.46

365 Days Ch. 03

 — Cyndi starts Dale's education by Dear_Dora03/23/094.78HOT

365 Days Ch. 04

 — A trip through the Grand Canyon. by Dear_Dora03/24/094.65HOT

365 Days Ch. 05

 — Dale gets an oily start. by Dear_Dora03/26/094.40

365 Days Ch. 06

 — In which Cyndi and Dale's time together sadly ends. by Dear_Dora03/27/094.59HOT

365 Days Ch. 07

 — In which Dale works out with a gymnast. by Dear_Dora03/28/094.34

365 Days Ch. 08

 — Italian lessons, and weird thoughts about his mother. by Dear_Dora03/29/094.55HOT

365 Days Ch. 09

 — Dale's four lady friends make him much more popular at work. by Dear_Dora03/30/094.49

365 Days Ch. 10

 — Dale's party explodes, he meets his neighbors, and a cop by Dear_Dora03/31/094.65HOT

365 Days Ch. 11

 — Mistress Samantha and her bottomless carry-on of pain. by Dear_Dora04/12/094.26

50 Shades of Brown

 — Steampunk parody. by readwrite12/06/234.45

50 Shades of Brown

 — All she wanted was for him to stimulate her mind. by MSTarot10/23/143.75

50 Shades of Roast Duck

 — More Food Porn! by Arancini_Love05/17/164.00

60th Birthday Speech

 — Telling tales at my best mates birthday party. by wayniepoo6211/18/244.48

7 Signs That He’s Cheating On You

 — Is he being faithful? Learn the signs to look out for. by Corpse_rider07/11/114.26

7 Signs That She’s Cheating On You

 — Is she being faithful to you? Learn the signs to look for. by Corpse_rider07/10/113.83

714 Bridle Path Ch. 01

 — The Alexaverse from the pov of the Blackwell Manor staff. by BiscuitHammer03/10/234.87HOT

750 Cock Envy

 — Satirical Word Play About Submissive Gay. by charmer94902/29/244.10

750-05 Meanwhile up in Heaven

 — St Peter at the pearly gates had some visitors in 750 words. by Duleigh02/21/234.71HOT

89.9% Sex

 — Your never too old....to dream. by *Snatch02/15/064.21

99 First Dates Ch. 01

 — He thinks it's time to date again, but can he find true love? by Stultus01/21/104.44

99 First Dates Ch. 02

 — Our hero finds only misery while in search of Ms. Right. by Stultus01/22/104.66HOT

99 First Dates Ch. 03

 — After pain and perseverance, our hero finds True Love by Stultus01/23/104.71HOT

A *ucking Conversation

 — Wife has logic. by lash2718r03/09/222.58

A Almost Perfect Awakening Ch. 25

 — Four new lovers share a little fun. by Wm_Sexspear10/26/024.56HOT

A Back Passage in India

 — A parody of E. M. Forster's classic novel. by estragon06/05/123.93

A Bacon & Peanut Butter Sandwich

 — About the mourning--I mean, morning after. by D Fiant04/24/024.20Editor's Pick

A Bad Case of Motive Enteruputus

 — When Roll Play gets turned on its head. by Bfarr161609/11/224.44

A Beagles Eye View

 — My life with Vicky up until this point. by ronde04/18/234.58HOT

A Bedtime Story

 — Sweet little virgin meets a big, bad wolf. by chocolatecherry06/26/064.13

A Beginner's Guide to Not Gettin' Any

 — Humorous look at how an evening can go wrong. by unclej06/20/024.47

A Bi-story

 — A hopefully humorous look at being bi. by AvroAnsonXIX04/02/213.62

A Bit of Business

 — Short and to the point. by SamScribble04/05/194.48

A Bit of Pussy Trouble

 — A story from many years ago. by Mnkinkcpl10/11/224.40

A Bit of Surprise

 — He pleases her, she pleases him... and her. by 68niou101/10/034.39

A Bitch in Heat Gets Mounted Ch. 02

 — The full story. by smy3th10/31/054.16

A Blowjob Carol

 — A pornographic spin-off of "A Christmas Carol". by Porn4Everyone01/20/204.05

A Bored Housewife's Amusing Tale

 — A Funny thing happened one day. by Mysteria2712/15/153.75

A Boy Named Samantha

 — Girl with dick is drop-dead gorgeous by Deborah12/10/004.13

A Boy's First Time

 — You never forget your first. by Bert_Fegg04/19/143.54

A Brief History of Johnson

 — A look into a man's relationship with his Johnson. by tcoop4512/24/074.19

A Budding Romance

 — On dating a girl in the country of Philthsire. by AnonymousPerv12/10/184.31

A Cat, a Girl and a Window

 — Getting Lacy back would be harder than expected. by TantraDiaries06/02/143.55

A Cautionary Tale

 — He decides to stop masturbating for a week. by Juggling Fool12/10/074.37

A Change of Heart

 — Poly - or just whoring around? He finds out the hard way. by ShadowWhisper07/19/084.15

A Cheap Trick

 — Cami goes out barhopping. by HotJim09/25/234.42

A Chevy Chase Evening Ch. 01

 — Neighborhood ladies organize a swap party. by aimztoplz01/07/103.80

A Christmas Carol

 — Ebby Kneesore learns a Christmas lesson. by Pabiporffor12/26/234.28

A Christmas Future

 — Pure fantasy, 3 well known kings, deliver gifts. by uksnowy04/01/173.60

A Christmas Miracle

 — Who knew getting caught could be so much fun? by Smuttyandfun12/08/234.62HOT

A Christmas Tail

 — Anal adventure ends in disaster. by REDWAVE09/27/012.26

A Civilized Cuckold,The Cunning Cad

 — Dealing with greed, money, infidelity — so politely! by SoCalOvid06/02/084.55HOT

A Computer Guide for Men

 — Signs that you are too attached to your PC. by AnAmericanDarling02/01/084.14

A Coupling Divine

 — She finds true love and spiritual fulfillment. by vulvalvotary05/14/053.86

A Curry, an Insult and a Fight

 — Quiet night out for Matt - NOT! by MATT_TRIEWLY04/12/244.33

A Curse to Craven Creators

 — An Anathema for Bad Writing. by yowser02/09/234.19

A Cyber Affair

 — Cyber affair goes wrong. by cleos_double05/30/023.91

A Day In The Life

 — A look at life from a different view point. by Ed061304/18/023.88

A Day in the Life Of

 — What really rules men. by zoppertj03/06/204.64HOT

A Day In The Life Of A Sex Addict

 — A middle aged man trys to go all day without masturbating. by zenblue01/19/154.19

A Day in the Life of Angeline, 34

 — Moment-by-moment description of a young woman's day. by Edwarlife11/18/054.14

A Day in the Life of Julius

 — What my cat does with her day while I'm gone. by leejames08/15/104.37Editor's Pick

A Day In The Life Of Natasha

 — Her special view of her day. by draculess06/25/043.74

A Day in the Life: Penis Penisovich

 — One day's worth of adventures for a Londoner penis. by yowser03/14/154.65HOT

A Day To Forget Ch. 1

 — A day in the life of Clarisse and Brett. by Octavian09/27/023.43

A Day To Forget Ch. 2

 — Brett's afternoon. by Octavian04/08/033.86

A Dear John Letter

 — A wife never forgets. by flashgordon56200602/22/223.89

A Difference in Style

 — It’s the little things in life that piss us off the most! by PostScriptor08/03/234.29

A Ditzy Handful Ch. 01

 — Soldier has his hands full with bimbo next door. by doinkbrah08/30/184.28

A Ditzy Handful Ch. 02

 — Alex helps Ryan relax. Or so she thinks. by doinkbrah09/04/184.44

A Ditzy Handful Ch. 03

 — The finale of Ryan and Alex. by doinkbrah12/03/184.70HOT

A Dollar's Worth of Erotic Story (For Free)

 — Late night conversation becomes an erotic story. by FulBak4105/22/012.78

A Double Dip

 — That extra slice of hair pie. by Badlands109/20/202.07

A Double Dose

 — When the first hit makes you thirst for another. by Badlands109/19/201.63

A Double Feature

 — Grab your popcorn, and enjoy the show! by Badlands109/20/201.83

A Doubleheader

 — Two for the price of one. by Badlands109/21/201.80

A Dream Come True?

 — Open Source Erotica: Based on the Book Kicked Around by slatecar01/15/19

A Family of Love

 — An anorexic girl tries to live in a bulemic's world. by poontangpatty05/08/114.40

A Fare to Remember

 — Woman seeks solace after discovery of cheating lover. by RoxyRyder05/12/224.31

A Farewell to Alms

 — A story of the whore to end all whores. by bwilson03/16/044.46Editor's Pick

A Fat Fuck Named Sue

 — He describes his experience with Sue. by enfantterrible05/27/063.06

A Few Good Pointy Nipples

 — A hot nude babe on trial? WTF? by GratefulFred06/22/083.10

A Fictional Presidency

 — A humorous account of an interesting President. by StrappySandals05/02/243.17

A Fistful Of Sense

 — But it was stuck. by sadistic_prick09/24/134.38

A Flaming Pile of Christmas

 — Naked might be a bad first impression. by luvthedesserts11/22/124.60HOT

A Free Night Out

 — Two young women suck their way through a night on the town. by seth_perm09/22/064.52HOT

A Fright to Remember

 — Just for laughs. by Cirkle710/01/214.41

A Fun Beastiality Tale

 — Well not exactly... by GratefulFred01/18/062.76

A Game Of 20 Questions #1-4

 — Her answers became erotic stories. by ladyraeharrison01/05/023.02

A Game Of 20 Questions #5

 — She's laid twice in one day, with company. by ladyraeharrison01/06/023.63

A Gentleman's Good Fortune

 — A gentleman's good deeds deserve good rewards. by TheDandy111/06/204.54HOT

A Ghost's Story for Halloween

 — A writer gets an unexpected interview with a ghost. by The_Technician10/07/114.62HOT

A Grave Matter

 — Robbing for research goes awry. by duddle14610/02/06

A Halloween Legend is Born

 — Sex moans in graveyard are mistaken for ghosts. by ainu10/04/054.44

A Happy Ending

 — A rather silly story with plenty of deus ex machina. by avalonia06/20/023.57

A Happy Howling Hallo'weeny

 — A special invitation for games, lust, fantasy & toys. by sexygodess0610/01/063.97

A Hard Lesson

 — Miss lands herself a desk job. by MeganOckers03/16/214.36

A Heavenly Dream

 — I see nude people in heaven. by YoursSINSerely06/24/104.27

A Hero Who Shrunk For His Cause

 — Alien meets his match. by p_p_man04/07/013.45

A How-To Guide for the Aging Male

 — Do not read unless you are over 50 & male. by Dinsmore12/13/054.60HOT

A Huge One Could Be Yours

 — He enlarges his penis... with tragic results. by jazm4903/31/03

A Joke Gone Too Far

 — The test run of one of my other series. A Skyrim joke. by SmuttySamoanMD05/24/213.43

A Karen Gets Her Comeuppance

 — A revenge fantasy with a twist. And an alternate ending. by Djmac103108/29/214.31

A Lamp

 — A twist to an old tale of a Magic Lamp. by litdave10/18/023.78

A Lazy Keyholder Wife

 — She accepts the key but ignores him caged. by Norway_170508/07/234.23

A Legal Romance

 — Two lawyers discuss romance and sex. by Decayed Angel04/09/064.17

A Letter to Willy

 — Woman writes to a former lover. by gandrol11/05/073.50

A Literary Chestnut (2)

 — The diary pages Ken Burns didn't read you! by heckles02/16/033.80

A little Lena Goes a Long Way

 — Lena loves it...too much? by Emmah06/23/013.96

A Loathsome Secret

 — Some things are better learned early. [750 words] by TheLobster05/17/243.66

A Look Through Her Eyes

 — The world according to the perfect sexual creature. by TheWriter01/02/023.25

A Man Averse to Insertion

 — Thomas regards his genitals as inviolate. by Egmont Grigor08/20/064.28

A Man of Letters

 — Strip Scrabble with his neighbour. by OldShoes05/25/164.31

A Moment

 — A chance moment caught in a glance between myself and a lady. by sirsemega02/25/124.20

A Moral Story

 — ...with respect for the real ones. by elbiscayne01/18/083.57

A Morning in London

 — Use of food turns sexy, then downright gross. by Undiluted07/28/043.47

A Mysterious Morning

 — Humor by Boozekill05/11/223.50

A New World Record

 — Just what was the record they were setting? by Tx Tall Tales07/12/134.16
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