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Life's a Bitch and then You Die

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Zorran looked over at the three crushed people.

Zorran addressed Susan. "I suggest you get off your fat ass and get a job. You are going to need an income to support you and the two leeches over there."

"As for you two," Zorran said through tight lips, "If you have not figured it out yet, the gravy train just pulled out of the station and you're not on it. I feel it is too late for you to pull your grades up for academic scholarships, but who knows, maybe you can qualify for something. Again reaching into a drawer, he pulled out two much thinner folders. "These contain a list of all the trade schools in the state, also a listing of the military recruiters here in Raccoon City. I would not suggest you utilize the latter as you are truly NOT cut out for the service... but I would be remiss if I did not mention it. Mike, I think you need to get out from under your brother's influence. Get your own identity. Otherwise, you are going to be his flunky for your entire life."

Zorran looked down at his desk and began to write some notes; after a few minutes, he looked up...

"You're still here? Is there anything else you want or need to know? Good. get the fuck out. Oh, Susan, as Bill has left already; please see my scheduler on your way out and pay my bill. Skip on it today and I will have the cops on your ass by tomorrow. Have a good day."

Zorran returned his gaze to the papers on his desk, effectively dismissing Susan, Frank and Mike.

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Yup, just a fantasy; but you could tell that already. I mean REALLY! Who packs a revolver in today's world of autoloaders?!

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LarrynDallasLarrynDallas18 days ago

Stupid. But written well enough for 3 stars.

AngelRiderAngelRider4 months ago

Lol. This was hilarious. Do you know how many times I have wanted to tell my patients and their families exactly what I think of them? This was wild. Thank you 😊

AnonymousAnonymous6 months ago

Very good story, no 1, thanks for sharing. Maybe ole Zorran had a Smith Model 29. Those monsters will take the fight out of just about anyone. Too bad about good old Tyrone, sounds like he had a terrible accident. At least he was in the shower, accident like that probably would’ve ruined the carpet. I really wish there had been one more page, I would have liked to have seen how the whore and her two leeches handled life without Bill’s money coming in to subsidize their worthless existence. Again, excellent story, no 1, for my money it’s definitely a 5 star effort.

AnonymousAnonymous10 months ago

Bill was a fuckin’ wimp. Go to the hospital, document injuries, have her BBCs arrested. Restraining order against her. And fuck those two worthless kids.

Agree, would have been funny if she got knocked up too.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

If there’s any justice, Tyrone would have knocked Susan up before his balls got sucked down the drain. But I mean seriously, who has a shower drain with enough suction to suck down a set of nuts? I smell a rat here. Wonder if his name is Zorran.

Thanks for the story, no1, I loved it. 5⭐️s.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Revolvers DO have their place. Especially in a desk drawer. Great story. Ole bill at least had balls, and getting your ass whipped don't mean you're a pussy. 5 stars man

Loved this. S. F.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Zorran for president...or at least attorney general.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

*i wipe a tear from my eye* That was beautiful.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Much appreciated. Not too long and note too short but a perfect fit and perfect conclusion.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

The wife deserved to take a dirt nap, along with the two jiggabulls. The fact that they attacked him twice he should have grown a pair bought a heater and ended all three of them, and easily got off any charges as it was self defense, the bitch must have been hit by a "stray" bullet...... and yes they not only deserve it they also deserve eternity in hell "if there is one" I for one would sleep better knowing that's exactly where they and all like them will be.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

Who packs a revolver? The guy who knows he's got the only gun in the room.

Lol

AkSh4BloOdAkSh4BloOdalmost 2 years ago

Where is the next part.... Where....

Unfinished... Unsatisfactory.

Toooooo much babbling bullshit and then Fusssss.

Nothing.

Totally rushed ending.

Where are their punishment... Their lament...

AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 years ago

Magnificent! Just the chortle I needed at the end of day.

Huedogg2Huedogg2over 2 years ago

Bill is hitting the highway with out the wide load

Leejeff5456Leejeff5456almost 3 years ago
Life's a bitch and then you die?

I always thought it was life's a bitch and then you marry one

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 3 years ago

Feminist are able to do what they do because even amongst gonad carrying members of the male tribe we have many in our midst who have not checked their balls for a long time..some wear panties and makeup to feel in with the crowd…and the remaining have lost the ability to think rationally and have transferred permanently their grey matter somewhere in the tip of their dicks! Shortly as soon as some scientist develops a way to implant a semen/crest semen in the lab…men will be an extinct animal!

WetheNorthWetheNorthabout 3 years ago
Loved it

The Pinko Lefty Constabulary must be apoplectic by now. Fuck-em

decathlondecathlonabout 3 years ago

I love this story and how it evokes the scorn of all the woke feminists. Yes, there is another half of the population.

Leejeff5456Leejeff5456about 3 years ago
New title

The new title should be "Life's a bitch and then you marry one"

AnonymousAnonymousover 3 years ago

I love revolvers … never had one jam. I can’t say that for automatics!

DGHear2DGHear2over 3 years ago

cool story, liked it.

DG Hear

26thNC26thNCalmost 4 years ago
Again

Loved your story again. Just realized the irony.of Raccoon City. Good.one.

robnilrobnilalmost 4 years ago
who packs a revolver ?

someone who doesn't want to worry about the gun jamming ; )

iameaseliameaselabout 4 years ago

I can see what you were going for but it came up short.

Too over the top to actually be amusing.

Just_WordsJust_Wordsabout 4 years ago
Never happened!

Great story. That was fun. It was easy to hate her, but the ending made it worthwhile. Not a chance it would ever happen that way, but who cares?

KayaknhKayaknhabout 4 years ago
SATIRE? TONGUE IN CHEEK?...

Sarcasm? Parody? None of the above. Just flat out stupid. Stupid. STUPID.

LT56linebackerLT56linebackerover 4 years ago
Anyone who doesn't want the thing to jam...

Great story!!! The only thing wrong is it was way too short,. Loved it. Bill can become my hero. 13 stars. ( Again, I can't count, as you may know. ) The Bear DEFINATELY approves. More, more, more please.

The BEAR

lee5456lee5456over 4 years ago
Way to go!

Please write a sequel to this story. I loved it

AnonymousAnonymousover 4 years ago

The lazy device of every writer, the cliche BBC and the pussy-whipped husband. Frankly, I expected more from you. You write very well, this was a shitpile.

jtwheelsjtwheelsover 4 years ago
Wish I could see their faces

Funny

robroy93robroy93over 4 years ago
Like

I like this guy Zorran . Sounds like on of the best counselors in the LW stable. Good story.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 5 years ago
Re: Anon 11/10/19

You aren't exactly correct, at least in Michigan support can be ordered beyond age 18 if the "child" is in college, at least when I was in court years ago.

"Before he packed everything in for the day, he managed to get hold of his friend Moe, a paralegal at Skrewwum, Skrewwum and Howe for a reference to a divorce lawyer. Moe, was able to get him in to see one of the partners, Lawrence "Curley" Howe, the next day." Personally I'd take Bud and Lou over the Stooges.

"I mean REALLY! Who packs a revolver in today's world of autoloaders?!" You do realize the one big advantage of revolvers over pistols? If a pistol misfires it takes two hands and time to clear it, if a revolver misfires you just pull the trigger again. Of course I'm talking about modern double action revolvers. Thanks for the fun, but then again I'm not too it was just a fantasy, it sure didn't seem like it when I went through it. Signed: BTW

BlueHemiBlueHemialmost 5 years ago
Nice!

A very good story. 5 stars!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
The "Anti-Counselor"

was an interesting twist. Authors should stop with the "and you'll have to pay for college" bit. It isn't true in the vast majority of states.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
Excellent Story

Anonymous 11/01/19 looks be another Susan in waiting! She is now afraid that her husband will find out that she has been screwing Tyrone’s two brothers. Her comments were just trying to save face so as Zorran says “Tell the bitch to fuckoff!”

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