The Sopranos: Carmela catches Tony

(This story is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)

It was another quiet Thursday morning at the Soprano house, a day Carmela looked forward to every week. It was Ladies' Day at the country club, which meant golf or tennis in the morning, then lunch with her girlfriends, followed by some sort of card game in the afternoon. A few drinks were also usually part of plan. The game itself didn't matter to Carmela. She just enjoyed the chance to gossip as well as the camaraderie of her friends, a fresh relief from the tension of her life as the wife of a mob boss.

Apparently tennis was the game today, as Carmela came into the kitchen and set her racket on the counter. She looked ready to play, in her cute little outfit. She wore a white sleeveless blouse with a short navy blue skirt, and had her dark blonde hair tucked up in a blue visor that matched her skirt. Even if she wasn't that good at playing, at least she looked the part.

Tony walked in a little later, fresh out of the shower, in his white bathrobe. He couldn't help from teasing his wife about her outfit.

"Ooh! Look out, Venus and Serena! It's Carmela Cornikova!"

Tony hugged her from behind, kissing her neck, letting her know he was just fooling around.

Carmela just smiled, glad that she had a reason to get out of the house. Besides, dressing up in her different sports attire was half the fun. She also noticed how good Tony smelled.

"Mmmm! You smell good. I thought you were staying home today?"

He usually never bothered showering on days like this when all he did was lounge around in his boxers and bathrobe.

"Oh, I don't know...I thought maybe I'd go try my luck at the casino this afternoon."

"How about you? Big tennis match?"

Carmela couldn't believe that Tony was asking about her day with the girls. He usually didn't want to hear anything about it. She perked up when he showed some interest.

"Actually we DO have a big match planned. It's old vs young today. Donna, Gabi, Peg, Rosalie, Charmaine and I are teaming up against Adrianna and some of her friends. Losers pick up the tab at lunch."

"Sounds like fun. Make sure you take your checkbook."

Tony was in a playful mood, teasing Carmela as he walked away. He wasn't really that interested in her day. What he was interested in was one of her teammates. Tony had been having an affair with Charmaine, Artie Bucco's big-titted wife. They used to date before he married Carmela, and had just recently rekindled their affair.

Tony returned with his wallet just before Carmela was about to leave. He reached inside, pulling out a couple hundred dollar bills.

"Here! In case they cheat or something."

"Or you can treat yourself to do some shopping. Another cute tennis outfit couldn't hurt."

Carmela told him that he didn't have to bother, but had no problem snatching the cash out of his hands, before heading out the door.

"Thanks Tone, this might go towards our bar tab. I might be late tonight. There's lasagna in the fridge if you get hungry."

With that she left for her ladies day. Tony smiled to himself, knowing his plan was falling into place. He and Charmaine had planned on getting together all along. She was going to give an excuse about tending to her sick mother. Carmela would be gone long enough for Tony to have a little afternoon delight with her sexy friend.

Tony pulled out his cellphone and gave his illicit lover a text:

Carm just left. Will be gone all day. Look forward to seeing you. Holding you. Loving you.

At the country club, Carmela showed up all cheery and ready to play some tennis. Peg broke the news to her that Charmaine called and said she couldn't make it. Her mother was very sick.

"Oh that's terrible. I hope it's nothing too serious. Cecilia isn't getting any younger."

"Charmaine was supposed to be my partner. We won't be able to have three groups."

Rosalie let her know that they already figured that out. One of Adrianna's friends volunteered to sit out. Carmela, the top player on the older team would take on the best player from Adrianna's team in a singles match, while the others would play doubles like they originally planned. Each match would be one set. Best two out three wins.

"Yeah, I guess that would work. I just had my heart set on playing doubles today."

They only had one court reserved, and had to play their matches one at a time. This worked out well. It gave everyone a chance to relax and cheer their team on when they were sitting out.

Adrianna walked in with the rest of her team to introduce them to Carmela and her friends. It looked like a tennis fashion show, and the young ladies were the models.

Adrianna was her usual gorgeous self, flaunting her hot body in a tight blue sports bra that showed off her ample cleavage, and skimpy white short shorts, that put her amazing long legs on display. Now if only she could play tennis.

Adrianna's partner was Marta, a gorgeous blonde that was a dead ringer for Maria Sharapova, in her cute white skirt and top. Her legs were even longer than Adrianna's, if that's possible.

The other doubles team was Adrianna's lesbian friends, Allie and Max. Allie was a pretty young thing with a blonde ponytail that looked like she forgot to finish getting dressed. Her lavender spandex shorts and matching sports bra, made it look like she was playing in her underwear. Her partner Max stood out from the rest right away, with her completely shaved head. Her bald head distracted me so much that I didn't realize right away that she and Allie had matching outfits. Along with her shaved head, Max had more curvy figure than her partner, as if we needed any more to tell them apart.

Taking on Carmela in the singles match would be Vicky, another tall beauty, this one with jet black hair tied back into a tight ponytail. She wore hot pink skortz with a thin white top. Vicky may not have had the curves like her friends, but the flat-chested beauty got your attention, playing without a bra, with pokies sticking out like doorbells.

Sitting out was Brynn, a sandy haired blonde that didn't seem too upset by not getting a chance to play.

Rosalie announced the lineup.

"Gabi and I will take on Adrianna and Marta in the first match. Peg and Donna will be up next against Allie and Max, then Vicky and Carmela will square off in the finale."

If looks were any indication, it was going to be a one-sided affair. There was no way these older women would be able to compete with the younger girls. If anything, they had experience going for them.

The girls got ready, heading outside to the court, eager to get this match started. Carmela ordered a Bloody Mary and took a seat at her team's round table situated on the deck overlooking the tennis court. The younger girls took the table next to them, as the got ready for their tennis challenge. The others followed suit, with drinks in hand, ready to get the match started while the first group warmed up.

It didn't take long for the gossip to start. When Adrianna and Marta won game one, all Peg could do is complain.

"How are we supposed to compete against these young girls? They're half our age for Christ's sake!"

"What I wouldn't give to have a body like Adrianna LaCerva. What she sees in that hothead Christopher Moltisanti, I'll never know. She could do much better, if you ask me."

"You don't think she's a lesbo, do you? Her bald friend over there sure looks like a dyke."

All three of the ladies casually glanced over at Max, the girl with the shaved head. They couldn't understand why any young lady would do that. Carmela quickly came to her defense.

"I don't know. I think it looks good on her. Even kinda sexy."

Carmela was hoping that would be the end of the conversation, but it was just the beginning. Donna chimed in on the subject too, suggesting that Max probably shaves her pussy too.

"I think all the young girls nowadays shave their pussies. Why would they do that?"

Peg grumbled back, "It's just not natural."

Carmela tended to agree.

"Call me old-fashioned, but I like having a little fur down there. I'll take carpeting over hardwood floors any day."

The girls cackled like little schoolgirls and took a sip of their drinks.

Donna used this talk as a chance to get a dig in on their missing friend.

"I think Charmaine would agree. With her shag carpet."

Peg nodded in agreement. Carmela acted as if she was missing something, looking at the other two with a quizzical concerned leer.

"What? Is Mainey pretty hairy down there?"

She scrunched up her nose as she asked about her friend, as if it was something icky.

Donna couldn't wait to share her little tidbit of information.

"Oh my God! She's got a MONSTER bush! She dropped her towel in the sauna last week. You wouldn't believe it. It looked like she had a monkey between her legs. I swear to God, it was up to her belly button."

Carmela didn't know what to make of this revelation. She had known Charmaine for years, and had never thought about her that way. She did have thick black hair, it made sense that she could possibly have a thick dark muff too. She simply smiled at the comment, embarrassed for her friend.

"Wow! A monster bush. Who knew?"

Carmela Soprano was uncomfortable with all this talk about her good friend. But it didn't end there. Donna had more to share.

"That's not all. Everyone knows how much Charmaine likes showing off her nice round tushy. Well apparently she does more than just jiggle it. I heard she likes to take it in the ass."

Carmela had heard enough. She thought Donna was just jealous and making stuff up.

"Oh please! How could you possibly know that? That's disgusting."

Peg backed her friend's allegations, saying that she heard it also.

"No, it's true, Carm. Joey told me that Artie was bragging about it to the guys."

With all their talk about shaved or hairy pussies and anal sex, the girls almost missed Gabi holding serve to even their set at a game apiece. Carmela was relieved that the tennis match gave her a reason to change the subject.

"Way to go, Gab!! You got this thing."

The subject quickly reverted back to their friend, Charmaine. It served her right for backing out of the tennis challenge. Of course they were going to talk about her.

Peg talked about their busty friend with a little lust in her voice. It sounded like the skinny redhead had a thing for Charmaine.

"I don't know can you blame her. If I had Mainey's ass, I would probably use it too."

Carmela raised her eyebrows, looking at Peg in disbelief.

"So you're saying you like it in the butt?"

Peg: "I can't tell you that I've never tried it. But it's not for me. Joey is just too big."

Before indulging any more information on her fascination with anal sex, Peg tried to focus the attention back to the tennis match. Hopefully she could divert the attention somewhere else.

"How about the ass on Adrianna? You just know Christopher has tried to hide his salami in her backdoor."

Donna was in total agreement, drooling at over the hot young tennis player.

"Can you blame him? She definitely has a nice butt. I would die to have a body like that!"

Carmela was getting tired of talking this way about their friends, although she liked gossip as much as anyone.

"Please! Can we talk about something else? Who really cares if someone likes it in the butt?"

Peg and Donna froze for a second, looking at each other while being scolded by Carmela. They wondered why she was so sensitive about the subject. Peg thought maybe the preachy housewife was hiding something.

"Have you ever done it that way, Carm? Has Tony ever knocked on your backdoor?"

Carmela's big blue eyes nearly popped out of her head at the accusation.

"JESUS, NO!!"

"I would NEVER!! And Tony knows better than to even think of trying! It's "exit only" for this girl."

The mature blonde stared back at her two friends, shocked that they thought she would even consider such a disgusting act.

"Absolutely not!"

Carmela was upset that her friends even dared to suggest that she took it ip the butt. She delivered an icy glare that brought a quick end to the conversation involving the taboo sex act.

The three older women turned their attention back to the tennis match, where Rosalie and Gabi were hanging in there, holding off game point, and tying the match at five games apiece.

The experienced duo took advantage of Adriana's weak serve, taking a 6-5 lead as the hot blonde with the nice ass had trouble getting the ball over the net.

With one game away from securing a victory, Rosalie served, hoping to put her team in front. They pulled out the surprising win, as Adrianna flubbed yet another shot, hitting a forehand directly into the net.

"FUCK!! I HATE THIS GAME!!"

Adrianna screamed in frustration as she cost her team, allowing the older ladies to earn the first point.

The foul mouthed sandy haired blonde wasn't concerned with sportsmanship as she slammed her racket on the ground, before leaving the court in a huff, with all eyes from the winning ladies table focused squarely on her nice ass.

The older women couldn't care less about Adrianna's childish behavior. They were just happy to get a point, knowing they were one more win away from getting free lunch.

Rosalie and Gabi got a hero's welcome from the girls back at their table for starting things off with a win, and turned the court over to Peg and Donna, who were up next against Allie and Max, the two scantily clad lezzies.

Carmela now had Gabi and Rosalie at the table with her, as they sat back to cheer on their friends. But all eyes were on the other team as they warmed up. The two young girls were competing in such skimpy outfits, that it looked like they were playing in their underwear. You couldn't really blame them. It was a hot and muggy day, and they did appear to be a bit cooler than their older opponents.

The three women were checking out the younger girls, especially Max, the one with the shaved head. Rosalie was the first to comment.

"What do you guys think of the bald chick?"

Carmela stuck with the same answer she gave earlier when Peg and Donna brought it up.

"I think it looks good on her. She's a pretty girl."

Gabi had a different take altogether.

"There is no way in hell I would shave my head. My punani maybe. But not my head. My hair is my whole personality!"

Carmela smiled at Gabi's response. Nobody spent more time at the salon than the busty blonde milf. Except maybe for her husband, Silvio, and his out of style pompadour.

Tony Soprano's wife found herself tuning out her friends and staring at Adrianna's cute friend with the shaved head. She eyed up every inch of her trim athletic body, and watched closely as Maxi wiped a towel over her smooth scalp, getting ready for their match in the hot summer sun.

Carmela was fascinated with this unique looking young woman. She didn't know if it was the shaved head, or the fact her and her partner were both lesbians. For a brief moment she visualized the beautiful young women engaging in some erotic girl-girl sex, with Maxi burying her bald head in her blonde friend's crotch.

A hot flash seemed to overtake Carmela, as she slowly came to, making eye contact with the cute bald tennis player, who smiled back, knowing she caught the stoic mob bosses' wife staring.

Carmela fanned herself off in the 80 degree heat, still enamored with the sexy shaved tennis player. She snapped out of it, and got back to rooting for her team.

"Let's go, Peg! Let's go, Donna! You can do this!"

The cheering didn't do much for the older team who were getting destroyed by the athletic lezzies. The younger team easily won the first three games. It looked like they were well on their way to tying up the match. It turns out that Max was quite a tennis player. The shaved beauty had a powerful serve and a killer backhand that was unstoppable.

Carmela looked on with a defeated frown, knowing that this didn't bode well for their team. It was obvious that Adrianna brought in some ringers. As pissed as she was, watching her friends getting beat, she still found herself infatuated with Max, the sexy young girl with the shaved head. She couldn't get the lesbian fantasies out of her head. Carmela even went so far as to rub herself underneath the table, imagining it was the cute bald chick performing some oral sex on her.

Here she was fantasizing lesbian thoughts about one of Adrianna's teammates, while in the company of her friends. Carmela discreetly pleasured herself under the table, reaching under her skirt and brushing her fingers up against her damp panties, stimulating her hot pussy. A single bead of sweat ran down her forehead as she gazed at Maxi in the hot sun, thinking impure thoughts about the sexy dyke.

The mobster's wife had to check herself again, breaking out of her daydream. She didn't know what was coming over her, being overwhelmed by lesbian curiosity. It was something new for her. Carmela had never looked at other women that way before. She tried to snap out of it by getting back to the match, cheering on her friends.

"Let's go, Peg! You can lick these girls!"

Carmela froze as soon as she said it. Her subconscious must have been speaking for her. Lick them? Really? Did she actually say that out loud? She wondered to herself if anyone noticed, but nobody seemed to care. The match turned out to be a lost cause as Allie served up another ace to make the score 4-0. The next two games were more of the same as the younger team evened up the match with an easy victory. It was now down to Carmela and Vicky in a singles match.

Carmela knew she had her hands full, even though she'd been playing much better lately. If Vicky was a better player than Allie and Max, it wasn't going to be easy.

Carmela straightened out her outfit as she got up from the table, ready to take her turn on the court. Her white panties were soaked, as much from the humidity as her discreetly playing with herself under the table. She hoped nobody noticed. Carmela adjusted her navy blue skirt anyway, by pulling it down to keep her damp undies hidden.

Stepping onto the court with her racket, Carmela was confident she could pull this thing off. Her tennis instructor marveled at her improvement since she started taking weekly lessons a few months ago. Her game was as good as its ever been. The game plan was to play serve and volley, letting her opponent make mistakes.

It didn't take long to warm up in the sweltering heat, with the temperature hitting the nineties down on the court. Carmela was barely able to keep the sweat out of her eyes, even with her brand new wristbands she bought specifically for this event.

Luckily her opponent was struggling with the heat as well. Vicky was also drenched in perspiration, with her white top almost becoming completely transparent, giving everyone a good look at her firm dark nipples.

Carmela definitely noticed, pursing her lips, shocked by the young lady's lack of decent

tennis apparel.

The final match started with Carmela focused more on Vicky's revealing outfit than the game itself. Carmela served, trying to force her opponent to hit a backhand. Vicky didn't seem to have any problem, hitting the ball to both sides, forcing Carmela to cover a lot of ground.

Vicky took game one after a long volley, chasing her older opponent back and forth on the baseline, until finally getting one past her. Carmela didn't lose gracefully, bitching about the heat and other factors.

"It's bad enough playing in this heat, I gotta stare at your tits the whole time too."

The obvious reference to Vicky's sweat soaked, see through top just made the dark-haired player chuckle. She knew her nipples were visible through the thin white material, but didn't care. She also knew how frustrated Carmela was from running back and forth on such a hot day. She kinda liked seeing her flustered.