The Time I was a Toilet! XXXX RATED

So let me tell you about the time that I was a toilet. That's right a sexy slutty toilet. The thing with that was... like... you know I like needed money so I went on Craigslist to look for gigs. I answered an ad to clean up the jerk off booths in a back of a porn shop. I figured that I can clean them and make some extra money on the side with the gloryholes there. Since I have experience with them... uuhh ya... just thinking about them makes me so horny... uuuhhh... aaahhhh... I was feeling like such a dirty little slut... uuhh the best feeling in the world... I started to feel so hot while responding to the ad... I wrote that I can clean the booths with my tongue and then sent a sexy slutty pic of myself... I think that's why the guy got back to me... everyone loves a dirty slut and I gatta work with what I got if I want to make it in this world.

Anyway, so on the day of my interview I got ready by dressing up like a dirty whore. I put on my black fishnets, a tight short blue jean skirt that I made myself by cutting a pair of old jeans, that barely covered my tight blue pantyhose let alone my juicy tight ass that's just begging to get slapped! Uuhhh... and also a tight black tube top and a little jean jacket over it to match the skirt. I put on a long black wig, cherry lipstick with gloss and blue eyeshadow with long eyelashes. I was looking like a pretty little slut so I felt ready to go to my interview and hopefully get my mouth used at the gloryholes there... oh and get the job too... teehee...

So... I like... put on my black high heels and set out to the interview.

When I got to "DirtyBob'sPornoSpot" I walked inside the porn shop and went to the back. I was getting very turned on by all the filthy porn movies around me, all types of BDSM paraphernalia and sexy lingerie. I got even more turned on when I met the store owner who was sitting in the back. He was a fat older guy in his 50's who seemed like someone who likes to discipline dirty little whores. I've been around men who are like that many times so like by now I can like totally tell...

"Mister, Hi I'm Mikhailla I'm here for the booth cleaner interview." I announced myself hopping up and down like a perky little slut. The sleeze-bag looked me up and down, with a look in his eyes like he wanted to gag my throat with his cock... uuuhhh... I like that look...

"Oh yes... Mikhailla... Mikhailla wow I must say you look even more sexy in person, I like that outfit you look like a cheap slut."

I must admit I got soo turned on when he said that... uuhh... so I just said the first dumb slutty thing that came into my stupid slut brain...

"Oh thank you so much Mister... I put it on just for you teeheehee..."

"You are a cutie," the horny fucker said as he got up and grabbed me by the throat...

"Like... omg... like... this pervert doesn't even know me... and he's already chocking me like a cheap piece of street trash!" Uuhh but that kind of turned me on... Actually it really turned me on! "Uuhh thank you mister!" I whispered to him like a sexy submissive harlet! But then he started to choke me too hard! "Mister! You're chocking me Mister... uuuhhh... thank you mister!"

"That's right u little skank I know that's what you like" the bastard said as he squeezed hard my tight sexy ass. With his dirty fat fingers "Uuhhh... ahhhh... yea... oohhh... Mister... your turning me on... stop it mister."

"You like it you stupid whore," he yelled back.

Why do I always get involved with these abusive assholes? I thought... oh yeah it's because I love being treated like a piece of shit it turns me on so much. So... like so far the interview was great... probably because I was so turned on by this Asshole treating me like a piece of shit whore that I am!... Uuhhh...

"Ok let's see your resume," he said. I pulled out my resume from my purse and he grabbed it out of my hand. "Ok let's see what you got here... " "Oh I see you were a private urinal before! How did you like working as a toilet?" "Uhh mister I loved it! It didn't even feel like a job it was so much fun! " The horny asshole leaned back in his chair...

"I know I called you here for a booth cleaning job but since you like to be a toilet so much I got an even better position for you... pays more too."

"I'm listening... " I said.

"Out toilet is broken... I'm thinking instead of fixing it why don't you just get on your knees in your sexy outfit with a toilet seat around your slutty face so the store patrons have a human toilet to piss in... rite now they are pissing in bottles and it creates a mess... so we can really use a dirty piss whore like you... of course you will be compensated for your time... interested?"

I didn't have to think about that for long. Just thinking about that made me so freaking hot!

"Well mister... not only will I be honored to be your slutty little toilet... but I will drink all the bottles of piss that are laying around just so you can see what a dirty little piss whore I am!"

"Dam baby girl you like to talk dirty baby... let's see u back it up... go clean the booths let's see what you got!" He slapped my ass that was now half covered by my tight skirt and my tight little panties shoved right up my tight asshole. "Uuuhh that kind of turned me on... oohh... this perverted fat fuck slapping me like a whore... uuhhh... I want him to pinch my ass really hard... oohh yeah... and I want him to put out his cigarette on my ass... uuuhh... ya... hurt me baby... I want to be hurt by my Master... uuhh... ya..."

I lost my track of thought there for a minute. Then I was reminded with another smack in my ass that I had to clean the booths while the boss accesses my work.

I open the first booth. Filthy, dried up cum stains everywhere and some were still fresh dripping down the seat. Crumbled up cum tissues on the floor and just like the Master said a Poland spring bottle filled with piss. He was right... oohh master is so smart... uuhh i want to be his dirty little bitch whether I pass the interview or not. But I did need the job so I got to work. I kneeled down and licked the fresh dripping cum of the seat. I then licked the rest of the seat with my tongue after master spit on it... teehee he's so smart, he knew I wouldn't have enough saliva to clean the whole seat... or maybe he just felt like spitting on a whore...

After the seat was cleaned I picked up all the tissues and threw them in the trash. One of the tissues smelled funny; I licked it with the tip of my tongue to see if it was cum and it turned out to be shit. Some dirtbag whipped his dirty asshole right there in the booth and now his shit stained tissue was in my dirty slutty mouth! Uuhh I was getting so turned on... so far best interview ever!

Now it was time to deal with that bottle of piss. I gave master my word that I will drink all the bottles of piss left by patrons in that joint... and I can never disappoint my master... I will do anything for him... uuuhh... even drink a bottle of some strange creep's dirty piss!

So I got down on my knees in the booth, took the bottle of piss and opened it up. Then I took out and applied a fresh glossy lair of lipstick. I always want to look cute and pretty when I'm drinking a strangers piss. I put the opened bottle of piss to my glossy slutty lips and started to drink it... uuuhhh to my surprise it actually tasted sooo good I just kept drinking it. I was swallowing it but first I was rinsing my mouth with it and gargling it... only then I would swallow it. Being a dirty fucking piss whore, I know that good piss like that gatta be kept in your mouth for as long as possible before swallowing it. That way you enjoy the taste more and the aftertaste stays with you longer.

So while I was doing all that I spilled piss all over the floor the seat and myself. I was all covered in some strangers piss and also sitting in it. Uuhh I was so happy! Uuuuhhh... I was so turned on.

Master seemed mad though. "Look what you did you little bitch! Now you have to clean all this piss!" He commanded me.

"I will master... but if I may be allowed to redeem myself master... I did drink a bottle of piss just like I promised master." I said while licking my glossy salty lips with my tongue.

My master seemed to understand and he came down a bit saying... "Yeah yeah... here drink this piss too then... " Master went inside the next booth and shoved his fat fucking cock through the whole.

I opened my pretty little slutty mouth as wide as I could, stuck out my tongue in the hole and licking my glossy lips up and down I said "piss in my mouth baby... uuuhhh yeah... please piss in my mouth master... "

I then felt his semi-soft cock go deeper into my throat. Ahhh... This fucking scumbag... gaged me with his dirty fat cock and had the nerve to then piss down my throat. The abusive fuck even pinched my nose shutting it with his fingers while gagging my mouth. So I couldn't breathe! Uuhhh that is exactly why I love my new master... he knows exactly how to treat a nasty skank like me... uuuhhh yeah...

So... master then took his cock out of my mouth and was now spraying my whole face, my hair and my whole sexy body with his piss. I was getting a nice warm shower for free. I had my mouth open wide with tongue out the whole time to catch as much of master's piss as I can... just like a good fucking piss whore.

Master really had to piss, by the time he was finished I was all drenched and was gargling the last of his tasty warm fucking piss. I was a lucky piss whore that day. I swallowed 2 different loads of piss that both tasted soo good... uuhh ya... Sometimes I get bad tasting ones (even for me) but I gargle and swallow those too as well because I'm a good obedient, submissive, well trained dirty little fucking piss whore! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

My ass was gapping on the booth's seat my panties were down, my short skirt pulled up and I was sitting in a puddle of piss still gargling my master's piss as he was shaking out the last of it in my pretty little piss face. "Keep it in your mouth until I tell you to swallow it!" Master said.

"Yes master" I replied (that's what I meant to say but what came out was "gheeee... gheee)

I mean like... come on like... my mouth was wide open and I was fish-hooking it with my middle fingers... uuhh... my mouth full of my Master's hot tasty piss... uuhh... I didn't want to spill a drop even when I was gargling it while looking submissively in his eyes. I wanted to show my new boss and master what a well trained little dirty piss whore I am...

I could tell that Master liked it and was getting turned on... the abusive jerk started to jerk off in my face while I was gargling his piss. He was getting harder and harder as I kept gargling and rinsing my mouth with his hot steamy tasty piss. Master couldn't hold it any longer and came inside and all over my slutty dirty mouth. I gargled everything; his piss and his cum all together and was finally ready to swallow. Well... I mean I was finally given permission to swallow by my master. Uummm... uuuhhh... ahhhh "thank you mister... "

"Mister I will clean everything I promise, if I'm lying you can whip me... actually can you just whip me anyway... uuhh... please... "

"Mikhailla!... Shut up for a second!"

"Yes Master"

"Now listen... don't worry about cleaning this booth or any other. You just proved worthy of the toilet position that I mentioned earlier. It's a much more prestigious and better paying position and I think that you will be great at it."

O... M... G... being a piss whore finally payed off big time! I was so excited... "when do I start mister! when do I start! I can't wait to have my mouth uses as a public urinal!" I exclaimed hopping up and down in my sexy high heels like a dumb piece of shit whore that I am.

Master Bob was all business saying: "Ok Mikhailla, I appreciate the enthusiasm but let's go over the job details first to make sure we are on the same page before we take you on board."

"Yes, yes Mister, I'm ready to come on board as a team member of This fine establishment "DirtyBob'sPornoSpot INC." I said enthusiastically. Master did not share my enthusiasm and was kind of mean!

"HEY! Shut up for a second you dumb whore and listen!" He commanded me.

"Uuhh Yes Master... " I said feeling turned on...

Dirty Bob started speaking...

"You work Monday-Friday and including weekends every other week. Your hours will be 11am-9pm. Your hourly hate will be 25$ /hour with a rate of $37.50/hr on weekends and overtime during the week... Weekends are the most busy around here so you can really clean up... now before you start jumping up and down like a little dumb slut I want to inform you that most of the time it will just be men pissing in your face but occasionally there will be some dirty asshole scumbag that's going to want to shit in your mouth. Usually they pay an extra fee to do that because that's their thing. They pay a premium fee if you swallow some while they get off in your face. In such cases the store gets 25% of all such tips. You keep 75% of all extra moneys on top of your hourly salary... do you have any questions Miss Mikhailla?"

"Ahh... well basically you're saying that I will have to eat shit from time to time!?"

"Well if you're not comfortable with doing that you can always refuse them service... but usually what happens then is they offer you an amount of money that you can't refuse... money that will make you say "YES Mister, Shit in my mouth Now Please! And that's if you're lucky... because some of them just beat the shit out of you and shit on your face anyways... So keeping all that in mind let me give you my card and you can let me know if you want to proceed ok sweetheart... "

"Ah... Bob... what is there to think about! This sounds like my dream job! I get to drink piss all day and get paid for it... I'm not really into getting shitted on... but I do like getting the crap beaten out of me! I'll take it!" I said exclaimed.

So... like... yay! I got the job! My first day to start was Monday. The interview was on Friday so I had a couple of days to get prepared. I found an old toilet in the garbage and unscrewed the dirty piss stained toilet seat. I placed it around my neck and got dressed in tight black pantyhose,high heels and a skimpy red dress with a fishnet pattern around my sexy skinny hips and stomach. I put on my press-on green nails long black wig with bangs long eyelashes and a my whore makeup with the blue-green eye shadow and dark red lipstick covered over with strawberry gloss.

Just imagine such a sexy little slut with a dirty toilet seat around her neck, ready to drink some random strangers' piss all day for cash.

I was walking like that on the streets (at night for the most part) and asking random men (who were my type;older&fat) if they want to piss in my mouth. Most just ignored me, some pulled up my tight dress and whipped my ass for being such a nasty whore. But a couple did let me be their toilet and pissed all over my face and into my gapping mouth while I was holding the toilet seat around my head while fish-hooking my submissive dirty slutty mouth with my fingers.

The horny dirtbags loved it... I could tell because after they pissed down my throat, they jerked off all over me and my toilet seat. So imagine me... a sexy little piece of shit piss whore, walking around the streets drenched in piss and cum with a toilet seat around my neck and I'm licking all the cum of off it.

That... like... naturally caught the attention of some horny perverted creep who saw an easy slut to take out his sexual desires or dare I say frustrations on.

I was already heading back home for the night when I noticed this same creep following me for a couple of blocks. He was kind of cute so I didn't really mind. I mean he was my type... older and overweight, so I confronted him to see what he wanted.

Isn't it interesting how things work out sometimes... the very situation that Master Bob told me about during our interview was now being presented to me in real life. Like a trial test to see if I'm really fit for this new job.

That's right! The Creep wanted to sit on that toilet seat hanging around my neck and shit on my pretty little slutty piss face.

At first I said "no, sorry this toilet is out of service" but he kept following me and grabbing my ass very hard and yanking my panties. Finally I said "ok mister if you are going to shit in my mouth you will have to pay me a premium amount of cash! How much are you ganna pay me, ahh mister!?

The dirty perverted scumbag said "I will give you $20 you cheap whore!"

O... M... G what kind of cheap nasty harlet does this asshole think I am! I said to him "Ahh... Mister!... only 20$?!... For that!"

"That's all your worth you trashy skank, come on I know a good spot... " As rude as that sounded the creep did have a point... so I acquiesced. The jerk grabbed me by my ass cheek and spanking it hard with his fat dirty hand, led me to some grimy dark desolate spot.

It's not like the jerk was wrong... I mean I couldn't really argue with the man for saying that I'm barely worth 20$ and that I'm a cheap dirty nasty whore. I mean I am walking around covered in piss and cum with a toilet seat as a necklace and dressed like a skank. The man had a point... and he was kind of sexy... older,overweight,abusive... uuuhhh my type of man!

The fat creep dragged me to a wooded area behind a local gas station. There were long overgrown weeds and shrubs surrounded by some trees whose leaves and fallen branches hid us from sight. There was a bunch of industrial debris scattered in the shrubbery and the overgrown vegetation. In the center was a little swampy pool of water that looked like a dirty polluted cesspool. The horny creep picked up a long branch and gave me a strong whipping!

"Ahhggg!! Mister what was that for!" I exclaimed feeling turned on.

"Get on your knees in that swamp and hold that toilet seat around your whore face. If you will not do as your told there's another one of those hard thrashes with your name on it you understand me!"

Little did that perverted asshole know, I loved that whip with that branch and wanted another one real bad. I decided to tease him and say 'No' just to get another one.

"No mister... what kind of piece of shit whore do you think I am!?... like... I'm a piss whore... I will let you piss in my mouth and that's it... like... AAAAHHHHGGGH!" I yelled out as I got another even harder smack across my ass and hips... uuhh exactly what I wanted, my little plan worked... teehee!

"After Im done with you, you are going to beg me to shit in your filthy whore mouth you piece of shit harlet slut! Now do what you're told and get in the water, on your knees, hold the toilet seat around your face and fish-hook your mouth open wide!"

"Yes Master" I said thinking this man might be my new master now.

I obediently did what I was told. I was sitting on my knees in a filthy swamp with my mouth wide open licking my glossy lips all around with my tongue, begging for this strange fat creep to shit in my mouth. It all happened so suddenly but just as this perverted man predicted. He just told me that soon I'll be begging for him to shit in my mouth... and here I am, doing exactly that... uuhhh my new master is so smart. "Ahhhhhhhh... please shit in my mouth master."

My new master pulled down his pants and his underwear and sat right on my face. My face was literally in his asshole. I stuck out my tongue and started to eat out his ass. Uhhh it tasted kind of good actually. I really got into it as I licked his whole asshole clean just before a fat dirty turd filled up my mouth. It's a good thing that I was wearing a fresh layer of lipstick. I want to be all cute and pretty when my master shits in my mouth.

Oh god here I go again I m calling this strange creep my new master and beg for him to shit in my mouth. I am a piece of shit whore. I mean like... I just like to please older men and if that's what this dirty creep wants... who am I to refuse. I mean pleasing these dirty fat old perverted creeps is a dirty mother fucking job... but somebody's gatta do it... shit... might as well be me.