Variety is The Spice of Life Ch. 07

Neil had been sending flowers and giving gifts to this group since he was 8. Valentine's Day, Birthdays, Christmas and sometimes just because. A month after his 18th birthday, Valentines Day, he propositioned them all as a group. It led to this.

Monday night brought about Mary. At 62, she was the oldest. Dark brown hair, D cup breasts, a fairly nice butt and beautiful blue eyes.

She wanted lobster, so that's where they went. She has a warped sense of humor and a general hatred of most of the male species. While waiting for the food she had a couple glasses of wine. She said it was to make him more tolerable. Neil felt that it hardly seemed fair.

"Hardly seems fair? What the hell are you talking about? I am a delight to be with. I am a freaking ray of sunshine!"

"If that ray of sunshine is coming through a gap in the blinds and hitting you in the eye when you're hungover, then yes, you ARE a ray of sunshine." She laughed so hard she spit out the wine she had in her mouth. "If you mean an inspiration that makes me get out of bed and go to work and go to school, then you are definitely a ray of sunshine."

"Wait. I inspire you? How? Why?"

"Let me see. Shot in the ass, still look good in a skirt. Had breast cancer, missed a week of work. Husband filed for divorce while you were getting treatment for cancer, didn't go to jail. That's inspirational."

"Neil. Thank you. I know I'm not as young as the rest of the girls, and the scars from the gunshot and the breast cancer left me with a body no one wants to see, according to my ex-husband. I appreciate you including me in your dinners and the presents and the cards and the hugs."

"Your ex-husband's most intelligent decision was to ask you to marry him. His kids don't even like him after he filed for divorce while you were getting cancer treatment. Now. Will you finish your dessert so I can take you home and have you for dessert?"

"You're so sweet. Still acting like you want me."

Neil moved his chair closer to her, took her hand and placed it on his crotch. "Does that convince you that I'm not acting like anything?"

"You're probably thinking about your girlfriend." There was a long pause and she asked,"Neil, do you remember the day I got served with divorce papers?"

"Was that the day you were crying your eyes out?"

"Yes. I was sitting there thinking my life was over. I had no ovaries, no uterus, no boobs, my hair was starting to fall out from the treatment and you came in the office after school. You came over to me after you had hugged your mom and asked me what was wrong. I think I said something about my husband not loving me because part of me was gone. You looked me up and down and told me you loved what was left, then you gave me the longest hug, told me you loved me and kissed me on the cheek."

"I may vaguely remember that. Was that when I asked my mom if I could go live with you so I could help pay the bills and you wouldn't be lonely?"

She laughed with tears running down her face. "Yes. And then when all my hair fell out, you tried to cut all yours off so it would look like mine. Your mom ended up getting a razor and shaving your head. She was so pissed at you." She paused for a minute."I think that's when I fell in love with you. That may have been when all of us fell in love with you. You treated me the same way you did everyone else. Well, except Gertie. You always treated her like a queen. And when her husband left her you would flirt with her more than you did the rest of us. Anyway that's why you can do anything you want to me. Since you bought me lobster, I guess we better get home to bed. I need to pay for my meal."

"Mary, you don't owe me anything. Not for the lobster. Not for me cutting my hair. But I'm guessing that you have heard from your co-workers what we did. You don't want to miss out, but you're afraid of what I will say about your body? I can tell you now what I will say. Thank You. Thank you for sharing yourself with me, thank you for letting me explore you, thank you for letting me please you. Now. The longer we sit here, the less time we'll have there and I DO have to be home before 11."

In the truck on the way home Mary started to say something 3 or 4 times and then stopped. I finally told her to please say whatever it was before she drove me insane.

"Sometimes I pee. When I cough or laugh or sneeze. And I'm worried......"

"Now I'm worried too. Do you have plenty of clean towels or do we need to stop at the store and get some? I'd hate for you to not orgasm because you're worried about soaking the bed."

"I'm worried that I'll pee in your mouth."

"Move over here close to me, like a real date." I kissed her then whispered in her ear "If my mouth is where pee comes out and pee comes out, I will either swallow it or spit it out. Either way, I'm gonna sleep well knowing I made a woman come so hard she peed." Mary felt a dampness between her legs that had nothing to do with pee.

"You won't be mad?"

"Mad? I might jump up and do a celebratory dance"

They drove in silence the rest of the way to her house. Neil excused himself to use the bathroom and came out with a couple of towels. "just in case!" Mary laughed.

When they got in the bedroom Mary lifted her pillow to reveal a towel,"Just in case. Can we skip the foreplay and jump straight to the fun stuff?"

"To me, the foreplay is the fun stuff. I like giving massages, the kisses and licks and sucks and nibbles."

She laughed "Did you say sucking nipples?"

"I'll do my best."

"Neil, anything you kiss or lick this time, you can stick next time."

Neil kissed her mouth, her nose, both ears, both hands, her crotch, her chest, her bellybutton, and her butt through her clothing.

"What was that?" She laughed.

"I was covering the bases. Now stop distracting me and let me try to focus. I was asked about sucking a nipple. I am reasonably sure you don't have any nipples, thanks to the cancer. That means I can get to the main course faster."

Neil unfastened the top of her dress and kissed her on the lips. Little kisses to get neck, behind the ears and down. From one side of her body to the other all the way to her bra that fastened in the front. Bra unfastened, left cup was pulled back slowly.

Every inch kissed as it came into view. She wasn't lying about scars. They weren't disgusting. Her boobs, forms inside, came off with her bra revealing the scars where they had done the mastectomies. Double radical mastectomies. I kissed all around where her breasts would have been then moved lower.

"Neil, you don't have to do this if you don't want to." Mary's panties had advanced from damp to moist.

"I'm not going to do anything I don't want to unless you ask me to do something I don't think of. I try to fulfill all requests. Will you shut up and let me have my fun?" She made a little mouth zipped signal and Neil went back to licking and nibbling. There was a thicker scar on the right side, just inside the bra cup. Then kissing downward.

Kissing across her stomach down to her belly button was causing a change in her breathing. Kissing the belly button and then sticking his tongue in and out a few times rapidly made her laugh. Her pubic hair started right above her pantyliner.

Neil skipped past her panties and pool akissed his way down the outside of her legs. As he kissed his way back up the inside of her legs. Mary was getting more turned on and she was getting a little embarrassed. She was definitely wet she she was starting to smell herself.

Neil could smell her too. Her smell of arousal was calling him to eat. He reached the top of her thighs and licked the crotch of her panties. Mmmmm. Delicious.

"Something is in the way. Let's get these off." Neil matched the words with action by reaching up and pulling her panties down.

Mary was sure that this was were it would end. He'd take one look at her vagina and be disgusted. She suddenly wished she had shaved her hair. She wished her vagina looked normal, without the extra flaps of skin hanging down. She wished *OH MY GOD, HE'S KISSING IT*

Neil was totally unaware of the thoughts Mary was having. He kissed the bottom of her slit, then worked his way up. She was wet and slick and TASTY. 3 or 5 kisses up he moved from her slit to her pubic mound and started kissing it.

Her hair started right below her belly button. There were 2 scars, one vertical and one horizontal. Neil kissed where they intersected and then started scattering kisses around working his way towards her slit. He could hear her breath getting faster and shallower. He got to the top of her slit and kissed on either side of her clit.

"Ah. Ah. AHHHHHH" The kisses had moved closer and when Neil finally kissed her clit and lightly sucked it into his mouth, she orgasmed. As her hips sank back down to the bed, Neil took her ass in both hands and started devouring her pussy. Licking, kissing, sucking. Sticking his tongue into her. She tasted fantastic. The more he licked, kissed and sucked, the wetter she got. Neil could tell her orgasm was near and he sucked her clit into his mouth.

Mary was attempting to levitate off of the bed. And then it happened. As she orgasmed, she peed. Or at least she thought she did. Oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I peed on you."

Neil raised up and moved from between her legs. "Mary, this is pee." he held up the glass with pee. "This is NOT pee" He held up the other glass. It was barely yellow and almost looked cloudy. "I think it's girl come." he stuck his finger in the glass and sniffed it. Then he tasted it. "Definitely not pee."

Now, roll over on your tummy and let me give you a backrub. Mary was totally fine with that. Neil started at the shoulders massaging and licking his way down. Approaching the crack of her butt, Mary seemed to be trying to stick her ass in his face. Neil kissed and licked his way down the outside of her legs. When he started back up she started spreading her legs. As he approached the junction she suddenly spoke.

Kiss my ass, Neil. Please!

Neil stopped. "Mary, do you want lots of tongue with that?" the shiver that went through her body gave him the answer he wanted. 'Do you want me to tongue fuck your ass the way I did your pussy?" Another shiver of assent.

"Mary, do you want me to finger your cunt while I tongue fuck your ass?" Her 'Mmmhmm' was somewhere between a whimper and a moan.

Neil licked up the crack of her butt. Once. Twice. Mary reached back and spread her cheeks apart. Neil licked her ass a couple of times then French kissed it. When he took his middle and ring fingers and started to slide them in her cunt, there was no resistance. She was soaking wet and as his fingers started working in and out he was pressing on the front wall of her vagina..

With his tongue thrusting in and out of her ass and his fingers hitting her g-spot she started a rhythmic moaning and her cunt started getting tighter. When her orgasm hit, he felt a splash of fluid hit his hand and her cunt and asshole both clamped down. As they loosened their grip on his tongue and fingers he resumed the thrusting. The first orgasm took about 5 minutes to reach, the next one took less than a minute. Just before it hit, Neil moved his mouth to her cunt and stuck his fingers up her ass. The orgasm was intense and she squirted his mouth full as she shook. As it passed, she collapsed on the bed.

"Thank you. That was fantastic. Do I need to suck you off now?"

"No, I got what I wanted, I got to eat you."

"Do you think I'm disgusting for wanting you to kiss my butt?"

"No. Do you think I'm disgusting for doing it?"

Mary laughed. "You did more than just kiss it."

You seemed to enjoy it.

Oh, I loved it. I love butt stuff. I loved it before I got shot, and I like it even more after I got shot.

I bet your husband liked that.

He never touched me afterwards. The hysterectomy and the mastectomy left me 'not a real woman' anymore Oh Shit! You've got to go. You're going to be late."

"I've examined you closely. You are definitely a real woman. Maybe my girlfriend will forgive me. If she won't, can I come back and spend the night?"

"she'll forgive you, just tell her it's my fault."

girlfriend and it was all her fault because she started telling you about her mental state when her husband left her and how she gets turned on by butt stuff and how she'd be willing to just let you come over and do her in the butt if your girlfriend doesn't like doing butt stuff and she wouldn't keep you, she'd just let you have your fun which is fun to her and she'd send you home to your girlfriend and how you made her feel better when she had lost her hair and she just kept going and going and that you made her come by sticking your tongue up her butt and she finally stopped. So I asked her why she was telling me all this and she told me she saw who you left the restaurant with on your birthday and I suddenly had a new boyfriend the next day and his name was almost the same as your middle name and then she said you should be getting to your girlfriend's house soon and she'd let me get ready for Fred. Then she said 'Bye Nancy'. What do you think?"

"I think she really, really likes butt stuff. I think tomorrow night, you're mine. I don't want another girlfriend."

"If I tell you next month you have 7 nights where you can go out with any woman and do whatever you want, would you fuck them?"

"I'd want to fuck them all. Would you want me to fuck them?"

"I wanted you to fuck them this time. Go take a shower and brush your teeth. Which of them could you live the rest of your life with?"

I started rambling about the different tastes of the different women. A hint of peppermint, cinnamon red hots, malt vinegar from the fish, etc.

"Well tomorrow night, you can see if I taste like dick, I've had it several times this week."

I don't think it was exactly spooning. 1She humped my hip and jerked me off, but only once. After I came, she stopped humping. But she had already come twice. I went to sleep thinking about the next night.