Grim reaper greets the new whoremonger.
Rookie shooter learns the "Ton", Rub-A-Dub
Rick the Dick goes on the apple diet.
Making blackberry pie in a barb-wire fence.
Having fun, buying 100 dollar beers.
Too much pussy in the Philippines shrunk Timmy.
Green Armed Penis, loaded for hookers.
Penis beamed off, but still having fun.
Old biker babes having fun.
Learning romance, in a watermelon patch.
Wolfram Warhog proves women are smarter then men.
Warrior on vision quest, captured by virgin giantess.
Agile Elk earns his name with a hilltop climax.
Drunken attempt to hitch hike in a snow storm.
1How he became "number one" fuck in the Philippines.
2Viking lad with vertigo becames PI #1 pussy eater-debunked.
Fred is winning at strip poker, wife breaks into game.
Hubby uses Elvis to get his first germ free blow job.
Learn from an ass the true meaning of "jack-off" (non-erotic).
Martha reveals, "Big George Washington" is the link.
Hoodlin is special and needs a special partner.
Beaking with twins causes double trouble.