MacHardy

I'm a resident of Ankh-Morpork and member of the Writer's Guild . I recently discovered this interesting planet called Earth, where the residents (More than half delightfully female) are trying desperately to destroy themselves. Until they succeed I will be visiting, and trying to figure out why people try so hard to put each other down, diminish and denigrate each other, and in general be beastly. And why they are so afraid of seeing the beauty, joy and delight in each other.

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