"What would a porn character do?"

Always ask yourself: What would a porn character do?
It's the simple motto, bimbo girls construe.
From the '80s to early '00s, their code's clear.
Charming, girly, naive – these were traits held dear.

A mindset so playful, always in command.
In every situation, their rule is at hand.
No social hurdle they can't ascend with ease.
For porn characters know just how to please.

It's not just about when they feel like it.
The key to success is to always emit
The aura of seduction, feminine and sweet.
To overcome obstacles and defeat any defeat.

From explicit to detailed, their actions precise.
A bimbo's intuition is their very own dice.
Ask yourself that question when you're in doubt.
Your answer will guide you, with never a pout.

So remember, girls, this code is your friend.
In every endeavor, let it be your trend.
Ask what a porn character would do in your place.
And a successful bimbo you'll be with grace.