- Loving Wives
- Martha My Dear
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Click hereMartha Henson was admiring the rose bushes she had recently planted along the garage when her phone rang. Checking caller ID, she saw Bill Murphy's name. Her face lit up in a smile as she answered the call.
"Hey, Bill. I thought you weren't going to call me when I'm at home with Joe. It's okay right now because I'm out checking my rose bushes while I'm waiting for him to see a man about a horse. We're going to be taking my new Prius on a little road trip as soon as he's ready. Don't call me again today, okay?"
"I just had to talk to you again, Martha. It seems like every time we have sex, I start feeling really lonely the next day. I wish we could get together more often," complained Bill.
"Why don't you just get a piece off Sue? She can't be that bad in the sack, or can she?" responded Martha with a chuckle. "Your problem is you've been to the Promised Land and everything else pales in comparison."
"She just lays there like she can't wait for me to finish up," admitted Bill. "You have that amazing snapping pussy that nibbles on my cock and then squeezes it hard. Joe's lucky to be able to tap that every day."
"I've told you Joe doesn't get my little kitty every day. He only gets it when he deserves it," responded Martha with a laugh. "Today he's taking me for a ride in my new car and then we'll stop for a nice dinner. If he plays his cards right, he'll be up to his balls in paradise tonight."
"The lucky bastard!" whined Bill. "I can't even get Sue to suck me off. I think having two kids has made her a frigid bitch. I'll probably be jerking off thinking about Joe tapping your sweet ass."
"Joe doesn't get my ass very often. I save that for special occasions, like your birthday."
"Are you saying Joe's going to get your ass on my birthday?" asked Bill. "That's not fair!"
"Yeah, I promised Joe he could fuck my ass to celebrate your birthday, you dumb shit," responded Martha with another chuckle. "That's why I like sleeping with you. I always feel in control, not to mention how I enjoy being a ton smarter than you."
"You like my big cock and how I eat pussy. We both know that," asserted Bill.
"I admit that does help sway me in your direction," answered Martha. "Listen, I can't talk any longer. Joe should be done pissing by now and I have to find out why he's not out here ready to leave. Think of me tonight while I'm riding Joe cowgirl style. I know that's one of your favorites."
Martha terminated the phone connection with Bill and walked to the front of the garage only to find her husband sitting behind the wheel of her new car. She wondered who he was speaking with since he was holding his phone in front of his face.
"Are you on the phone with someone?" asked Martha as she buckled her seatbelt.
"Actually, Dad's on the phone with me," came a voice from Joe's phone.
"Bev! It's nice to hear from you. When will you be coming home next?" questioned Joan. "Your father and I have been thinking of driving up to Dallas to see you."
"I was going to come home for your birthday next weekend. Sue Murphy, Dad, Grandma and I had a big surprise party planned for you. It doesn't seem like it'll be happening now, though," admitted Bev.
"Oh? Why not? I know it wouldn't be a surprise now, but I'd love to have a party and celebrate with friends and family," responded Martha.
"Because your new car has Bluetooth. Dad's been on a conference call planning your party with Grandma, Sue Murphy and me. We've been on the phone for several minutes."
"Sue and Mom are on the phone with you? This technology is amazing. How's everyone doing?" asked Martha cheerfully.
"For a soon to be divorced frigid bitch, I'm doing okay," was Sue Murphy's bitter reply.
"Your conversation with Bill was enlightening for us, Mom. We were having a conference call when your new car picked up Bill's call to you. Dad and the rest of us heard the entire thing. I don't think Dad's all that excited about getting your ass for Bill's birthday, but maybe I'm wrong. Why don't you ask him?"
- COMMENTS
Very good. Much better than your other short stories recently, which seem to have gone downhill a lot for some reason. Most of I'm trying to be funny, and losing. Just becoming more raunchy and stupid recently for some reason.
So hubby is long gone and she's doomed to drive a Prius because of bluetooth?
I always thought a brown tooth was bad! .......
For those who haven't experienced it, Bluetooth has the capacity to span multiple sources and origins. One night when my wife and I were driving in one car, and my kids in another, my phone wouldn't play the audiobook I had been listening to. It turned out it was playing in the *other* vehicle, and (my phone) had captured that receiver to use for output. I doubt the output from a handheld goes out more than one receiver, unless it is explicitly allowed to. It WOULD make sense to overhear a phone on hands free mode from another room, though.
TIP: If you are using a device with Bluetooth headphones for questionable content (say pron), and the broadcasting device is shared with your spouse's vehicle, DON'T do it!!! You could be sending your SO (and yourself) a nasty surprise!
5 Stars as her husband leaves her in a new Mustang . A shoutout to Stang for all of his great stories .
This was a quick and fun caught cheating story. I do wish there were more, but then it wouldn’t be quick and fun…so I’ll just say thanks for the story and effort. 5 Stars! Now, it would be fun for you to reuse this premise of finding out about a cheating wife.
I give it a like only not love because I would have enjoyed it more if the story continues to show bitch s suffering.
Jeez, people, get a grip. It's a fucking satirical story, not a technical manual. Dipsticks.
Wouldn't happen.
First the phone has to be paired to the car and then the car can only be paired to one device at a time, but worst of all when the car and phone are paired and connected the car takes over the functionality of the phone, so you can neither use the phone to speak nor listen to calls with.
However, if she'd been on the call and was in range of the car and her phone automatically paired what would have happened is that the occupants of the car would have heard the callers side of the conversation, or as much of until the caller realised he was getting no response. While the wife would have thought she'd been disconnected, forcing her to examine the phone and realise what had happened.
All quite irrelevant as the hubby was in the car on a conference call, thus he was the one paired to the car and she was not, so it didn't happen
Ouch!! DAMN all that new-fangled digital fancy-dancy stuff anyway. It’s not good for anything but causing trouble. That and some pretty good stories on Literotica. Thanks, HDK, that was short, sweet, and straight to the point. And the point was the end of a marriage. Pretty sure. 5 stars. Thanks again, HDK.
Ooh perfect short story. Brilliantly written and thoroughly enjoyable. With a great burn at the end. They fucked themselves literally lol. BardnotBard
4 Stars as it was a Prius . I have ridden in one Prius and that was enough for me . My next door neighbor gives his Prius rave reviews about the Gas Mileage . I have an Old Stang and an Old Camaro with a 396 that has been Balanced blue printed and bored . So it is basically a 427 on Steroids . It puts out north of 600 horsepower . The Mustang will be getting a gen 2 5 .0 engine .
Ouch! I’ll bet that was painful for someone. Thanks, HDK, very nice little short one.
What is there to bitch about in this one ? .Geez, it was a short story about a couple of dumb asses getting too cocky. Nice.
Ouch!! Bitten in the ass by 21st century technology.
Thanks, HDK, another great one.
5 stars
A funny snippet. Even for a short, non-story, I think five stars is in order..
JPB
Oh, Gee Whiz. How great life is. I've rolled on the floor laughing at this story. You gotta love trchnology.
A neighbor of mine got in trouble this way. He had fiancée No. 1 in the car when he parked and got out to check his mailbox. He then got a call from fiancée No. 2. When he tried to answer the call, it answered on the car speaker via Bluetooth and the fiancées were speaking to each other. He had some 'splashing to do and, eventually, fewer fiancées.
Funny ! A great, short little slice of life. Well wtitten and to the point.
5-😊😊😊😊😊
Isn't technology wonderful? Good old bluetooth has not worked for me all the time but for this story it is great!
If it's connected to the cars Bluetooth how is she hearing Bill? He could hear her be his responses would be to the car audio