This Ain't San Andreas XXX

WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the actresses, movies, people, places, etc depicted or referenced within. Fantasy is legal. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in your current country of residence. I do not own any of the record labels, trademarks, musicians etc referenced in this story. I am making no money as the result of writing this story.

Starring: Alexandria Daddario, Danny D.

Celebs Meet Porn Stars: This Ain't San Andreas XXX

An erotic celebrity fan-fiction story.

Based on an idea/series by Cadeauxxx

by DaxG2001

Codes: Cons, MF, Oral, anal.

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"So? Excited for today's shoot?" The voice behind the camera said, as the footage showed veteran, handsome male pornstar Danny D standing in a corridor.

Danny smiled at the camera. "You think?" He said in his clear, thick English accent. "When I heard who I was shooting with today? I thought someone was pulling my leg. But the Alexandria Daddario? Doing porn? I was over the bloody Moon! I've used that scene from True Detective with her as 'motivation' like, countless times. Those tits... Big Hooker Tits! I cannot wait to see how she does on film... And I'm not talking faked sex scenes like in The Layover..." He adds with a laugh.

Right on time, coming out from a door at the other end of the corridor with a smile is none other than that gorgeous actress herself Alexandria Daddario. Clad in a lovely, form fitting dress and a wide, bright smile on her pretty face. That previously mentioned bust of hers bouncing with each step.

"Hey, Danny, right?" She introduced herself with a handshake that he happily accepted. "I'm Alex... Or I guess, Blake for today." She joked, referring to the character she played in the San Andreas movie.

"And that makes me Ben, right?" He smiled back. "So... Not that I'm complaining of course! But what's making you do come into porn? And making a parody of one of your own films as well."

"Well..." Alexandria sighed for a moment. "Everyone wants to see these tits again, don't they? People mention the True Detective scene every day... They complain when I'm not getting my tits out in movies when bikini shots aren't enough for them... I mean Hell, I even offered to show off the girls for that Chainsaw Massacre movie, and the damn director said no! So I figured - fuck it! If the world wants to see my tits so bad? They can see them, and everything else too!"

"Wow! Lucky me then!" Danny said, stating the obvious. "Lucky for me then you picked a movie where your love interest was a British character, right?"

"Well, I didn't want to get sand stuck up my you-know-what if we did Baywatch! And the fact that you've got a really big fucking cock and can fuck." She bluntly, and shamelessly said as she smiled again. "If I only do one of these? I might as well make it count. Right?" She added with a sexy wink. "See you on set, 'Ben'..." She finished with, before moving past him and the camera. Giving a last flirty look as she headed off to prepare for the shoot.

"Always did wonder what would happen if a Celeb met a Porn Star..." Danny chuckled. Clearly enjoying the sight of Daddario walking away as the footage faded out.

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This Ain't San Andreas XXX

After the title screen, the video opened up with over the top rumbling sounds like an earthquake was going on. Accompanied by similar shaking of the camera to make the set look like it was shaking about, and lights flicking on and off for good measure. The 'quake' stopping so the set of what looked like a wrecked building could be seen. With a tipped over filling cabinet, overturned tables and chairs, and other random objects messily strewn around but plenty of lighting so it could all be seen.

The sound of struggling heard off camera, before the two stars of the X-Rated production appear as a gorgeous woman helps a seemingly injured, handsome man to limp across onto the set. Aiding him to sit down on that overturned cabinet as the man hissed in 'pain'.

"OK! We should be safe now." Blake Gaines said reassuringly. The character played by the busty actress Alexandria Daddario. Clad in almost identical attire to the character in the film with a pair of tightly fitting jeans that had dirt on them from the 'quake', and a snug (but far more lower cut than in the original) red sleeveless top that showed off her large breasts. "But we've got to take care of your injuries. The earthquake might have stopped, but an aftershock might happen at any time!" She said with concern in her voice. "That's what my Dad always warned me about."

"I'm... I'm fine, love..." Ben Taylor replied, but was clearly lying when he winced in pain and clutched himself. Fittingly for a porn parody, the role of the love interest was played by seasoned British pornstar Danny D. The handsome, toned man in dress pants and a shirt that were torn and dirt-stained to match the scene. "Well... Been bloody better, to be honest..." He admitted.

"Damn it! OK... Tell me where it hurts..." Alexandria said, sitting down next to him and making her tits bounce from that simple motion to show there was no bra under her top.

"It's... Well, sort of embarrassing..." Danny claimed, spreading his legs. Showing off a bulge in his pants. "I've got a sort of swelling... Downstairs..." He said in his thick English accent.

"We've got to treat it, no matter what." Blake said with a nod of her dark haired head. "Just tell me where it hurts..." She said, already playing things up with cheesy lines of her own as he placed her hand on his stomach. "Here?" She asked, getting a shake of the head from her co-star as he continued to act like he was suffering. "No? Here?" She said, as the hand went down lower to his belt. Another shake of the head. "Here? Oh..." Her hand then going finally onto his package. Glancing down at it before up to him. "Ummmm... W-Well... I did promise to take care of this..." She said, reaching down with both hands to unloop his belt as she looked at him. "I don't know as much as my Dad... But I guess it's up to me to take care of the 'swelling' here." She vowed, sounding serious even when saying such an innuendo.

Her hands worked quick, helped by Danny raising his hips so his pants could be pushed down, and soon Daddario's infamously striking eyes had to widen not in acting horror. But from the sight of seeing the rather legendary fat and long cock of the pro pornstar. Already at a mouth watering size and hard, no doubt from the idea alone of getting to fuck such a gorgeous and curvy actress. 'Blake' having to compose herself to stay in character as her eyes glanced up at 'Ben' as she took a hold of his cock. Changing position so she was more on her hands and knees on the upturned filing cabinet they were on. Further showing off that stunning body of hers and giving the camera a deep look at her now hanging cleavage as she held his dick.

"Guess that earthquake isn't the only thing that's 'big' around here..." She mused naughtily as she leaned down. Making him moan instantly when her tongue pushed out to lick up the side of his shaft. Her hand pumping the base as she flicked at the crown to start this blowjob off. The free hand resting on his leg as she targeted the head. Swirling around the tip while stroking the base. Already Danny playing his part by brushing her long hair away and back behind her head so the camera got the clear shot of the American actress servicing this big, long pornstar cock. Spitting down onto the tip before using that tongue to spread it around and keep her co-star moaning.

"Mmmmm... Not enough!" 'Blake' said with a more husky tone than before. "We need to get this fucking swelling down!" She said bluntly, before wasting no time in doing just that. Her head lowering further as her mouth parted. A groan from her being muffled as she took that fat rod up into her mouth. The camera capturing every moment of those inches vanishing into her mouth and the look of pleasure already on the face of 'Ben' from the red hot sight. Her lips having to stretch and accommodate a size she's clearly not used to as she groans around him. Soon starting the motion off as she raised her head back upward until the head escaped with a sinful little 'pop' sound as she gasped. Licking her lips lewdly with a glance at him before diving back in.

Danny kept a handful of her hair as she started to bob on his cock. Feeling her soft lips gliding up and down the upper part of his massive slab of a prick. Her hand still pumping across the base for a double team for adding pleasure both for him and everyone watching. Especially as both her arm and head motion were making her huge tits jiggle as they barely stayed contained in her top. The true focus being her mouth gliding up and down that shaft as she slurped away. Her own groans heard as she took him in and out of her oral hole. This time not letting him leave when she lifted upward. The crown staying in her wet mouth before she pushed downward to repeat the motion and keep him moaning.

Her eyes closed as she got more into the sinful moment. Letting her head move further down onto that flagpole over time as her saliva started to coat his size. Showing off her own experience in dishing out some oral sex as she smoothly worked up and down him to handle that top half of him. Her hand stroking off the lower part as she sucked away on this huge cock that many a normal woman couldn't handle even this amount of. Boldly, she pushed down further but met the resistance of her own limits. Gagging when his shaft met the back of her mouth and causing her to lift up for a moment. Gasping for air but then spitting down onto his cock for an extra sinful sight as both her hands then stroked all her saliva across his slick pole.

"We're gonna make it through this, Ben!" 'Blake' vowed but with a more lusty tone to her voice and a passion in those big eyes than in the original film. "I'm not gonna let you down!" She added, and then leaned right back down to gobble down his cock. The crown bumping into the side of her mouth the first couple of times to make her cheek sinfully bulge before she turned her head to properly service him. Her hands now just on his thighs for support as she worked her mouth up and down. Gagging again when his massive size attempted to invade her throat, just resulting in him moaning again as the saliva drooled down his shaft and onto his balls.

"HHHHHLLLKK!! GAHHHHH!! MMMMMPHHHH!! HHHHHRRRRKKK..." Daddario groaned and choked as she bobbed away. Forcing those inches up into her mouth but not quite having the pornstar experience to deep throat him without pain, Her eyes closed both in lust and focus as she slurped over and over onto him. The position next to him allowing her to sink down with her body arched back with her ass raised high. The side camera showing that rump swaying a little as she gagged away on the biggest cock she's ever gotten to handle. "MMMMM!! HHHHLLLLRRRR... MMMMMPHHHH!! HHHHHRRRRKKK..." She choked again, keeping her head down and almost pressing her face against his thighs which made him moan with a deeper, approving tone to show he was enjoying the effort put on by his sexy co-star. It wasn't long before she had to raise upward again. Gasping for air as saliva dripped from her chin. Leaning back in to this time run her tongue from the base up to the head, and spitting onto that saliva drenched dick and helping herself to a smooch on the tip for good measure.

"Fuck... And I thought the aftershocks were the only dangerous thing around here..." 'Blake' said, catching her breath as she leaned back to sit beside him. Now giving him a reason to be wide-eyed like she was when she reached down and pulled her top up and over her head.

"Bloody Hell!!" 'Ben' exclaimed, locking onto her fantastic, large and rounded breasts as they were freed from her top. "And talk about being 'Bigger in America'!" He said, adding to the classic cheesy porno dialogue.

"Ben! Focus! We're doing this to save your life! Both of our lives!" Alexandria, staying in character, claimed as she stood up to make him stare again as those tits jiggled from the movement. "Can you stand up?"

"I..." He said, before moving and standing up easily without any hint of pain from before. "Well, how about that! A bloody miracle that is!" He said, acting like he was shocked by the development.

"Good! Because you need to fuck me!" She announced, sliding her jeans down and stepping out of them along with her footwear. Showing off both that nicely thick backside of her and also her shaved, and already wet looking pussy as she bent over. "Well? How else are we going to get that fucking swelling down?" She claimed, like her words meant total sense as she moved to straddle the tipped over cabinet. One leg behind to stand on the floor, while the other bent at the knee so her ass was sticking out invitingly. Showing off both her lower holes to her co-star and the filming camera while her huge rack hung down sexily.

"No problem, love!" Danny said, likely hiding the urge to grin widely at such a stunning actress willingly offering up her body to him like this. Moving up behind and standing at the perfect angle so the camera could witness him lining that massive shaft up with her entrance. Going in bareback and making her look back with a gasp from just the fat crown of himself penetrating her folds. If that made her pleasured, then it must have been close to ecstasy when he pushed forward and sent plenty of his inches into her tightness. Making Daddario tilt her long haired head back as she moaned out. Already her body shifting back against him before the first proper thrust had begun.

She didn't have to wait long for that. Moaning when he began to work that huge dick in and out of her wet pussy. Making her tunnel stretch to accept such a large invasion as he went fully hands free, not even holding her ass to ensure there was a full, unrestricted view of her snatch getting stuffed full with cock as, like a true veteran pornstar, he knew the audience wanted to see. Getting half of his size into her box from this position with was more than enough to make them both moan out. Staring down to watch his shaft move in and out of the busty actress bent over in front of him as they made this sinful parody of one of her famous movie roles.

"OH FUCK! MMMMM!! OH FUCK! FUCK!!" Alexandria moaned out. Having to use a hand to brush her hair away from her face so she could keep staring back. Wide eyed and mouth open in shock at both how good it felt to have a pornstar filling her snatch up, and how much of that massive size she was able to take. Her large tits swaying underneath her deliciously as she jolted forward each time she took one of his pumps from behind. "OH SHIT! MMMMM... Yeah!! Fuck me, Ben! MMMMM!! FUCK!! Fucking give me that cock!!" She encouraged, and with a lusty tone that made it hard to tell whether it was part of the script or a naughty ad-lib to get even more action than she's already happily taking. Gasping once in a while as she still felt her love tunnel being made to widen as this cock plunged forward into her.

The almost doggy-style position was fine, but like the pro he is Danny knew the fans would want to see this stunning actress taken as many ways possible. Making her lean back with an unexpected removal of his cock from her box before he reached down to bring her up by the hips to arch her body outwards. Placing one of her hands on her own ass so she could spread her cheek, before making her leg slide outward like doing a splits, resulting in that wet snatch being shown off as her lower lips were spread. Easily allowing him to slide his cock back into her to get her moaning again as he now gripped her by the waist for a round of firmer thrusts.

"MMMMM FUCK... Give it to me!! Fuck me, baby!!" 'Blake' demanded as she looked back with desire at her porno co-star who now had his still shirt-covered chest close to her bare back. A different sort of bareback action going on downstairs as his dick once again ploughed in and out of her slick twat. The sound of her lower lips being filled up over and over again easily heard around the 'earthquake' disaster scene set they were fucking in. Her tits still bouncing away as her body rocked forward every time she took one of these hard thrusts "MMMM... Give me that big fucking dick... Fuck me fucking hard!! MMMMM!! FUCK!!" She hissed sinfully. Forgetting to brush her hair out of the way before he moved a hand in to do it for her. Helping himself to a grope of those wonderful, round mountains of hers afterwards to further make her groan in delight.

The camera was in perfect place to witness Daddario's wet American snatch taking big British pornstar dick as he rammed it in and out of her. Still not close to being balls deep in her but giving her already more than enough length, let alone thickness, than she's used to. Easily explaining why the naked beauty's body is starting to shine from sweat forming on her. Action even more intense than the stunts from the original San Andreas they're making this sinful parody of. Both of them moaning out as he gives her the top notch fucking that a curvaceous body like hers not only deserves, but can clearly take as she continues jolting back and forth whenever he delivers another stiff and swift pump into her slot.

Danny D sneaks another fondle of that world class chest of hers in, before his hand moved up to her throat. Making her head turn so he can draw her into a smooch to make her moan into his mouth. Her free arm back and behind to hold his head to enjoy the moment. Especially as all the while he keeps stuffing her snatch with his long, thick man-meat that's just perfect for filling up a gorgeous, curved body like hers. Flicking his tongue against hers as he pumps away, and gets in one more grope of her breast that most men alone would kill for just one touch off. Making full use of the chance himself to give it to one of the hottest women in acting today like only a seasoned XXX-film star like him can.

"MMMMM..." Alexandria moaned. Gasping when he pulled out of her snatch as she took a second to draw in air. "It's not enough, Ben... We need to get that damn swelling down, and fast..." She said between breaths. Eyes locked onto that huge cock before she moved to stop straddling the filing cabinet and instead stand.

"Well, bugger me, Blake!" 'Ben' exclaimed, pretending to be concerned even when how rock hard his cock still is, he's clearly got nothing to worry about. "Any ideas??"

"Yeah... Lay down. I'll deal with this." She ordered, and watched as he moved to lay down onto that overturned cabinet so his back was all along the metal length. One foot planted on the ground either side, and his dick pointing right up at the roof of the set.

She moved right into position. The camera now staring down from the cabinet end at his crotch to witness 'Blake' straddling him while facing forward. Almost a squat as she reached down and ensured that dick was entering her pussy once again. Dropping down with a loud moan as she impaled herself on that dick. Impressively taking his size balls deep into her needy hole with the one motion. Grinding down that snatch into him, making them both moan, before she reached back with her arms to rest onto his shirt-covered body to arc. Finding support as he held her toned waist in return. The position letting the camera see that cock buried perfectly into her slot like she was a natural Size Queen.

"Oooooooooh FUCK!! FUCK!! MMMMMM!!" The moans kicked off once again from her as she started to ride that huge prick with her snug, wet snatch. Now the slap of skin hitting skin ringing out when her shapely ass slapped into his body whenever she dropped down. Her tits similarly bouncing wildly away in time with the rest of her tanned frame as she rode his cock better than some of the porn starlets Danny has taken over his career. Raising her snatch up to the midway mark before hungrily dropping right down with a sinful groan before quickly repeating the motion all over again. "OH YES! FUCK!! AHHHH!! BIG FUCKING DICK... MMMMM!! Gonna fuck this real... MMMMM!! FUCKING GOOD!!" She lustfully moaned out. Sounds quite removed from the character she played in the original film, but sounding (and especially looking with her huge tits bouncing away) like a natural fit for the skin-flick industry.