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You Picked a Fine Time, Lucille

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Karma smiled and clapped her hands. 'Nailed it', she thought.

Now, lighten up. I have two jokes.

The first is courtesy of my 8-year-old granddaughter.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato. Heh, heh, heh. Oh, come on.

Okay, my joke. How can you tell the difference between a fort and a fortress??

Simple. A fortress has breastworks. Old guy humor. If you don't get it, have a MATURE gentleman explain it to you.

As always, thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. Happy Halloween.

The BEAR

P.S. One more thing. Not to self-promote, but I posted a piece in "Reviews and Essays", entitled "Karma". It got very good reviews, not like in "Loving Wives", but only 5 people read it. Not much traffic. I recommend it to my readers out there. (Not necessarily my fans, but you know who you are). I would appreciate any additional comments. Merci. The BEAR

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Pappy7Pappy75 months ago

Nicely done and refreshingly over the top.

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FluidswallowerFluidswallower7 months ago

Thanks for a pleasant and uplifting tale!

AnonymousAnonymous7 months ago

It turns out that only one ticket was sold for Saturday's drawing.

You appear to be missing a word in this sentence, a rather important word.

It turns out that only one WINNING ticket was sold for Saturday's drawing.

26thNC26thNC8 months ago

Great story Bear. You’re definitely at the top of your game. Now turn another great Kenny Rogers song, Ruby, into a story.

AnonymousAnonymous8 months ago

WONDERFUL, 10 stars!! Everybody got theirs. Matt not only got money, he made sure the people he loved were taken care of, the kids got a real mommy that loved them, Matt got a real wife, and that wife loved her kids. Lucille got hers, too, the old slut still having to sell herself!

oldtwitoldtwit9 months ago

Another good one, full of fun

MarkT63MarkT639 months ago

Great karma story. I am a fan...

mfbridgesmfbridges9 months ago

lol Author needs to go back to school for some additional math lessons. lol Somehow MC ended up with more money after paying off farm debt.

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