MsTrina

Writer, mature, married, long term.

Interests: Jane Austen, angling in high heels, trainspotting, stamp collecting, pottery, antiques, cunnilingus, rugby, knitting, jigsaw puzzles, dancing the tango naked on a hot summer evening, cooking with woks, cooking with gas, driving too fast, bird watching, why water drains away down the plughole in a clockwise direction if you are in the northern hemisphere, cricket, sleeping, sleeping while watching cricket, politics, white water rafting, champagne, brown ale, tapestry, clog dancing, clog making, watching potato peelings clog up the kitchen sink while water is draining away in a clockwise direction, cruising the Mediterranean, cruising the Amsterdam red-light district, chatting up young policemen, getting arrested, smoking stuff, haddock for instance, deep-sea scrabble, experimenting with make-up, frightening chartered accountants, that means making chartered accountants apprehensive, not chartered accountants who scare the tits off you, dangling participles, split infinitives, split personalities, banana splits, doing the splits, brainstorming, brainfarting, brainwashing cats, that means filling the minds of cats with political or religious dogma, not cats who are capable of doing one's head in, walking the dog, doing the dog, that's a dance craze, doing the watusi naked on a hot summer evening, being deliberately stupid, being juvenile, being senile, filling in profiles after drinking too much cabernet sauvignon. Lots of other stuff too. Try me.