Able And Willing!

No matter what may be said or done,
And no matter how hard we're going.
Even if we push, and pump all night,
All our efforts seem to be slowing!

There's lots of tricks that old folks can use,
To cover up their discrepancies.
Like "Putting it off, til tomorrow,"
Is one way to hide inconsistancies!

But there's SOMETHING lovely girls can learn,
If they can be "Willing, and able."
They'll not find a young man, that will try,
Like an old man to "Twang," their cable!

So if you young girls get a real need,
For experience and, to learn more.
Just visit some old letcherous man,
And I hope you all come to MY door!!