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So you want to please me?
I've got a few notes,
If you'll indulge me.

Firstly,
Your attitude is wack,
Wanting something for nothing,
Don't play with this Mack.
I 'aint here to work,
So get the fuck up off your back,
And start working the shaft,
Before I give you a smack.

- Ow! -

Secondly,
Quit acting like a maniac,
Every time you feel my belt,
Acting out a heart attack.
You've never, ever felt real pain,
Just love taps,
Take them like a good girl,
You'll get an ice pack.

- Hey! -

Finally,
I don't need this talk-back,
I don't hear your cunt bitching,
Over the slap-slap soundtrack.
So shut your flapping hole,
Or go find a faggot fallback,
And suck on his limp dick,
'Till you're slamming the Prozac.

See, it's so easy,
Just a few simple steps,
And now you're ready to please me.