- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Not Necessarily in that Order
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Click hereI love football,
I love baseball,
I love basketball,
And I love you too, I do.
I love my job,
I love my house,
I love my car,
And I love you too, I do.
I love my dog,
I love my TV,
I love my gun,
And I love you too, I do.
I love my coffeemaker,
I love my coffee grinder,
I love my toaster,
And I love you too, I do.
I love beer,
I love pizza,
I love ice cream,
And I love you too, I do.
I love sex,
I love another woman,
I want a divorce,
I don't love you Sue, so sue.
- COMMENTS
The last stanza hit me right in the gut. How cruel he was to you, how cruel
Probably more true than we all realize, men sometimes have those blinders on as the poem indicates. I do see more and more ladies acting their lives as the poem reads. Again, very thought provoking and if nothing else has a bit of humor involved!
Five Stars for Susan! Enjoyable and looking forward to more!
Love the poetry. That wicked little twist at the end was the cherry on top of the whipped cream! Loved it!