Rock Star

I am a famous Rock Star
All confident and loud
Strutting up and down the stage
Singing to the crowd

With my rockin' vocals
I whip them to a frenzy
Then out the side door scurry off
With my body guard Kadenzie

Now she's a kung-fu master
But she really isn't bright
When accosted by a handsome man
She forgets to fight

A short dress covered in sequins
To make my stick legs look longer
High stiletto heels to boot
Makes them seem that much stronger

I got myself an agent
To manage and book the gigs
It went wrong at the farmer's ball
I wound up singing to the pigs

So maybe I'm not famous yet
But a girl can't help but dream
Of standing on stage before the crowd
In the spotlights only beam.