All Comments on 'We Need to Talk, Darling'
by Britease
- 147 Comments (Page 2)
Are women all perfect, are men? Hell no!!! For whatever eason their vigina has expended!!! Both sexes blame the other for short givings. I dare a man to tell a woman her pussy is too big for him!!! I simply told my old lady that I will have to find a woman with a tighter pussy. The bitch went spastic, he he he. I am blessed with a small penis, why do I say that? As I grow old I have less and less use for these conniving cunts!!!!! Dad told me actions speak so loud you can't hear what they say!!!!
What a laugh and written with a lot of humour. Laura was certainly one of the dullest knives in the draw!! This is really tongue in cheek! 5*s.
Women talk guess what, so do men. always trying to convince the other's by trying to out do the other's...It's a game people play..."I'm better than you because...." or... "You wouldn't believe this but...." etc. etc. etc. Old Saying; " Those who can Brag without Lying... Let them Brag." any idea how silent the World would become?
Just stupid I guess? Is there any women or men in this world like this??
Damn, what a shame...he gets this gorgeous sounding wife with the brains of a gnat.
Actually ... quite bad ... the typical I need a retarded morinic wife to make this brain dead cuck story work .... but unfortunately it doesnt work out ... as always ...
Well a nicely crafted tale about how conniving women can be, and how helpless men are when we are thinking with the wrong head.
3 stars
- what is the difference between a TALL cock tale and a LONG cock tale?
- what is the difference between a coke can size cock and a pencil dick?
NOTHING
98% of the sexual act pleasure between two people happens in the brain
OR
A really strong, extra long tongue and a long enough finger to reach her vaginal 'G' spot.
Nice one son, pity those gunners have run out of ammo. Look forward to more tales that are easy to read and come with a smile
Welllll, If you're not near the one you love, then love the one you're near. Hope she finds what the "girls" told her about. LP
Bemusing indeed. What I find to be the greatest entertainment is Laura's reaction when she realises everything is wrong!
Too little; why isn’t there something that happened in the bedroom? Look at the site are ur writing for. Otherwise it was enjoyable. But what’s missing somewhat spoiled the story. I did love that his wife was kicked out of the house after being disappointed; served her right. Overall, can’t get passed what’s missing, so only 3 stars. — Bob
Every one of the the author's stories is the same with a few details changed, but always the stupid wife and husband ends with a better option there available for him.
Love some of the comments - IE; ‘Why? Why would he throw her out for doing the same as he done’
That persons as dumb as the wife, their is little in comparison except the sex. She embarrassed and humiliated him to her friends. While they exaggerated their spouse she made him seem like a little dicked useless lover. Pointless except for the love and consideration he showed her.
Then, without thought or discussion went off to have sex with someone else, belittling and disrespecting him before she went. Yes, he was effectively seduced by one of her friends but it wasn’t pre-planned and she had already left to cheat.
She even sounds like she met two of the other husbands. So of course he was right to throw her out, without trust, mutual respect and consideration a marriage cannot carry on.
In a world that seems to get worse every day
we can always turn to Britease to lighten our spirit and brighten our day.
Now I know who your men remind me of: Andy Capp! Another well crafted tale about not-to-bright people, from the master of the genre.
Hugely entertaining little tale. I would have suggested that in real life nobody would be as stupid as Laura and then I remembered who we've elected to govern us every few years - and realised how many Lauras there are in the world..
LA
I enjoyed the read overall. The one problem I see with the writer is he mistakenly likes Arsenal. My gawd with Man U. Available…lol.
Loved it. People think that the spouse’ are brain dead if they start a conversation like the one portrayed in the story; however they do happened more than you would think…
It may be fiction, but it's still fun fiction. I do like stories where someone is "hoisted by their own petard" if that's how the expression goes.
Very well done, if you Google average penis size it comes up with, pun intended, 5.5 inches long and 4.5 inches circumference, it then follows there's some guys bigger and some guys smaller, if a woman is looking for big cock she will need to try several guys to get one, unless she's lucky, as reflected in this amusing tale, well done.
Phillip is a dumb asshole, can't expect much from a cuck who marries a bimbo for her tits!!
His response of going to the pub to get drunk was fucking pathetic!!
Dialogue straight out of some risqué 70s sitcom only this wasn’t as funny, nudge nudge wink wink.
Wait some commenters are defending the wife? She had sex with two different men. Wtf?
I liked the story, but you may want to change the jibe about the Arsenal they did great this season.
A cute take on the “taco is always tastier on the other side of the combination platter” trope. 5👍
Did the Arsenal turn it around? Is Wenger coming back to return the glory days? TELL US!!