- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Blew By Ewe
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Click hereI need the kind of love only psychopaths
can provide. I want you so bad I could get
a second job as a milking machine. I wanted
the boxes moved and they got moved. I imagine
Medusa teases out erections before turning
men to stone. All I ever want is to go all
the way. The King's jester hooking the Queen.
I feel like my mood requires a shot of whiskey.
I've been out of line before.
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I really liked this. Teased an erection before turning them to stone? Now, that's out of line!