- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Swabbie's Caution
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Click hereBased on a line from a very old song, 'The British Tars', which was created long before copyright law.
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All of you adventurous boys, a warning take from me.
Never leave your happy homes, no don't go near the sea.
You'll hate all of a sailor's life, indeed you should trust me.
There's no beer, wine, or women, and the food's sheer misery.
Over two years now I've been gone, finally pay and home I see.
Childless we were when I left, now babies my wife has three.
Never leave your happy homes, no don't go near the sea.
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It sails the same waters as Status Quo's 'In The Army Now', doesn't it? Never listen to what the recruiter says.