- Erotic Poetry
- What Do You Do With a Sneaky Rascal
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Click hereSung to the music, "What Do You Do With a Thievin' Stranger," by Burl Ives.
Caught him in my kitchen,
Caught him in my bed,
Caught him tween the thighs of my sweet daughter Ann.
What do you do with a sneaky rascal?
I'll boot him in his ass just as hard as I can!
Caught him in her bedroom,
Caught him on his knees,
Caught him with his face buried in her cunt!
What do you do with a sneaky rascal?
Whip the sneaking ass off the little runt!
Caught him in my basement,
Spreadin' Annie's cheeks,
Tongue fucking my Annie's sweet asshole!
What do you do with a sneaky rascal?
I'll kick his sneaking ass away from my love's "mole!!"
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